User talk:Caboose661

Vikings, Pirates, and Ninjas!

If vikings, pirates, and ninjas were modernized, the viking would be the foot-soldier, the pirate would be part of the navy, and the ninja would be a commando, spy, or special operative. Basically, ninjas are the most awesome! You can't kill them if you don't know where they are. Unless they get unlucky.

The viking you would normally think about would get killed by both the pirate and the ninja. The ninja would kill him without being seen and the pirate would just shoot him. There's a chance either of them would get unlucky, but most of the time, the viking stands no chance. The pirate would most likely not be able to find the ninja. This means he would probably die. If he did see the ninja, he would most likely kill the ninja.

But if pirates actually are better than ninjas, their life would suck. Think about it. Vitamin C deficiency. No real home. Diseases. Rats stealing your food. Unsanitary conditions. Think about the ninja's life. The problem would be hiding in a cave or other hidden place. (I know that both are running from the law, but because they both are, that doesn't count. And besides, ninjas have a nobler cause than pirates.)

I just showed how ninjas are at least more awesome than vikings and pirate life would suck, so ninjas are the best to stick to! Unless you're a loudmouth. Then you can be a viking.

-Caboose661 22:09, 17 September 2010 (BST)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WJX1cIuY4 Viking Death Metal, Its Power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!! Just saying, ninja life probably sucked too. Living like a peasant having to make sure you are never found. Stabbing people in the back. Not being able to have friends or family. No good genre of metal for you. You have to go undercover for long periods of time. As you explained Pirate life sucked. So, that leaves us with the mighty viking. Pillage, raid, and maraud, fun stuff. Even if you die you go to Valhalla and drink and fight all day, until Ragnarök. Then everything gets destroyed and a new, free, world emerges. --Beowulf661 02:10, 25 September 2010 (BST)

And vikings didn't get splitting headaches every morning from drinking. God luck with that one.

-Caboose661 03:40, 27 September 2010 (BST)

Other Stuff

You can just make your own titles if you want to. Just put it in alphabetical order please. I'll move it if I have to, though. And please keep all the titles below "Other Stuff" and above "Not-So-Legal Stuff!" Thank you!

Annus Horribilis

we will zed-pee in your soda!

and here's a large box -

full of -

death to wulves!

x --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 22:23, 18 October 2010 (BST)

You know, I'm not mad about that part, but I am slightly irritated about how you put it below the "Not-So-Legal Stuff." The turd was deleted because you don't leave presents on your doorstep.

-Caboose661 23:45, 18 October 2010 (BST)

By the way, do zeds even have bodily fluids? Or poop?

-Caboose661

Caboose Sprite

Finished your sprite, What are your mom and andy's characters supposed to look like? | P.S. Heres the box

Nice sprite, but the top of the feet are a little big or something. And I need you to send an empty box to a U-Haul in California. It doesn't matter which California, it just has to be in the state of California.

-Caboose661 03:38, 27 September 2010 (BST)

Oh, and can I get a gun with that? Probably a pistol or battle rifle. I don't like heavy weaponry.

-Caboose661 20:07, 28 September 2010 (BST)

Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster

This is a paradox. Because there was nothing to cause the cycle, it cannot be created. Basically, you can't create yourself. Or a magic monkey.

-Caboose661 23:28, 17 September 2010 (BST)

But it's better to exist than to not exist, and since the Flying Spaghetti Monster is perfect, it therefore must be that which is best (existent). --VVV ^RPMBG 00:03, 5 November 2010 (UTC)

I Type Whatever Comes to My Head

'Nuff said.

-Caboose661 23:29, 17 September 2010 (BST)

Survivors

They have two objectives: 1. Survive. 2. Revive others. This stresses the survivor, and makes it harder for them to work well with others. Zombies have one goal: BRA!NZ! This straightforward task makes it easy for zombies to work together. Or at least that's what it looks like.

-Caboose661 16:10, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

Zerging

You don't know if a coordinated assault is zerging or not. So please, for the sake of people like me, don't zerg. I h4z 9ud c0munic4tin9 5ki11z wid fr3indz.

-Caboose661 23:54, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

Zombies

They like to use the phrase "firm control." Apparently, firm means "partial," or "without" because the zombies from the large hordes just use "totally wrecked" for describing buildings and suburbs.

-Caboose661 16:10, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

Zombie vs. Mall Math

Let's say that after you do break in with some zombie friends with decent communication, you are (hypothetically with perfect physics-esque circumstances) fighting 50 survivors. We'll start off on AP for each group. A group of seven zombies with 350 AP vs. survivors with 2500 AP. Let's say under great circumstances, you each kill two people. For the struggling people, that's 14 noggins. Let's say it's hard for them to search, and they just manufacture needles. That's 38 AP for each of those 14 revivers. That's 532 AP. 1968 AP left for survivors. Let's say they all have golf clubs and bad luck. At a 4% hit rate, they will kill all of you with 918 AP left. That's enough to re-barricade the mall and start quoting old and historic literature.

-Caboose661 23:30, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

Your numbers are sound. Your assumption of efficiency is far from it. Historically speaking, ever since the introduction of interference, a beachhead with any backbone will bring down a building, and quickly. Look how organised 4(04) was, it only took one substantial attack to completely eradicate it. 23:38, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

Good point. Actually though, the most important part was that most survivors ran, so that means that it was perfect circumstances for survivors. There were only about 30 zombies in the mall, and that there were about 50 survivors in the mall at the beginning. And I accidentally calculated for blunt fire axes instead of bad golf clubs. Beachheads only work if there are enough zombies in the area. Wyke Hills is notoriously safe. My brains will probably be eaten by the BB4 for saying that...But, I have narrowed it down to two things happening:

A. Some zombies break in. People run. The mall gets taken for a period of time. Disorganized attacks on the zombies results in some amount of mall safety. A few more attacks happen and the mall is fixed and ruined for about a week. The zombies move on.

B. A large horde of zombies roll in. No survivors are active at this time and there are no functioning brains within ten/twenty blocks. This sticks for a random amount of time greater than a week and less than a month. After that, survivors attack the mall and the mall is fixed and ruined for about a week.

Important Note- This only happens in relatively survivor-controlled areas. Otherwise, there aren't really any survivors there.

Not-So-Legal Stuff

By posting here, you acknowledge that you must send the user of this page a large box. They like boxes. For no apparent reason. They just do. And that they won't divulge their address. You have to find it yourself. Without being a stalker, of course. Creep.

As an amendment, the box must be in a medium-sized picture. But it must have a white background while you could still know that the box is large just by looking at it. And no, there can't be other objects in the same picture. It's not like it's impossible to do, so the user reserves the right to whine for themselves.