The Gnar Muffins

The Gnar Muffins
Abbreviation:	Gnar Muffin
Group Numbers:	1
Leadership:	JNet454
Goals:	Distributing muffins to Malton
Recruitment Policy:	Add your name to the members category with a link to your profile, and start handing out muffins and killing zombies
Contact:	JNet454

Members

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1850818 Howie Shepard

Roles

Baker: Those who are to old to make muffin runs now bake the muffins, with our secret formula.

Muffin Runner: These peeps deliver the muffins to anyone who orders them.

Bases

There is currently no Gnar Muffin Bakery, we tend to move around a bit.

Rules

Deliver Muffins to All, despite race, background, or zombism

Be nice to other people, even if they aren't Gnar

Muffin Orders

Please put the building you are in, your profile, suburb, and the number of Gnar Muffins you wish to recieve below. Please do not kill, maim, touch, or harm Gnar Muffin employees in any way. If you do you will not be able to purchase Gnar Muffins again, and a warrant will be put out for your wonkification.

Example: Howie Shepard, Stickling Mall, Shearbank, 69 Muffins

WARNING

Some Gnar Muffin deliveries in the past have gone wrong:Image:Muffins_2.jpg

Side effects may will include, but are not limited to:

Dementia for 6 to 8 hours

Something the taste testers described as "Happy Time"

A intense craving for more Gnar Muffins

A high increase in Gnarness