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A most enjoyable game, I must say it was a great way to pass the time :P {{User:Mazu/sig}} 22:14, 27 January 2011 (UTC)
<span style="background:#445544;font-size:110%">''<font color="#BBCCBB">Flipping through the pages, you come across...</font>''</span>


Just make it through the dream. Damn, i lol'ed hard. Damn, im curious what happen to that shotgun wielding kid. --{{User:Evan_Arnoldi/sig}} 12:42, 19 November 2010 (UTC)


Spend 2 weeks to get into the transmission, well done Mr.Gnome, well done. --{{User:Evan_Arnoldi/sig}} 12:42, 19 November 2010 (UTC)
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Pretty epic game. --{{usr|Yonnua Koponen}} 22:20, 25 July 2010 (BST)


Something. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 12:20, 27 July 2010 (BST)
<span style="background:#445544;font-size:110%">''<font color="#BBCCBB">The scrawling of some confused soul...</font>''</span>


Nice game {{User:Shadok/sig}} 13:00, 3 August 2010 (BST)
I've been stuck in this...place...for weeks now. Having thought I could avoid the hordes by simply walking across the fields, I quickly found that the fields seemed to end without ending. How, I do not know, but somehow I would walk forward and find the same expansive landscape in front of me as I had with the last step and the one before that and the one before that. Since then, I have braved the ruins, slain madmen, mutilated zombies, and somehow managed to avoid death. Hopefully I will make it.


More graffiti please. And thanks for the name check. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 18:50, 9 August 2010 (BST)
<div style="text-align:right">~ [[User:Aichon|{{UDLink|Aichon}}]] at sometime in August</div>


I've been stuck in this...place...for weeks now. Having thought I could avoid the hordes by simply walking across the fields, I quickly found that the fields seemed to end without ending. How, I do not know, but somehow I would walk forward and find the same expansive landscape in front of me as I had with the last step and the one before that and the one before that. Since then, I have braved the ruins, slain madmen, mutilated zombies, and somehow managed to avoid death. Hopefully I will make it. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 19:29, 9 August 2010 (BST)


This thing is quite plainly the most immersive wiki diversion I've ever seen. Bravo. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 02:13, 10 August 2010 (BST)
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Day... Something. I don't know what's happening. I woke up, exhausted, and heard a creaky voice. I looked around, but saw only white. Actually, there were other things too... The words "Loading". A few black lines. A .jpg artifact, but that could just be my monitor on the fritz. Actually... One sec... {{:User:Red Hawk One/sig}} 02:30, 10 August 2010 (BST)<br><br><br>


<span style="background:#445544;font-size:110%">''<font color="#BBCCBB">The scribbles of a blinded soul...</font>''</span>
Day... Something. I don't know what's happening. I woke up, exhausted, and heard a creaky voice. I looked around, but saw only white. Actually, there were other things too... The words "Loading". A few black lines. A .jpg artifact, but that could just be my monitor on the fritz. Actually... One sec...
<div style="text-align:right">~ [[User:Red Hawk One|{{UDLink|Red}}]] at sometime in August</div>
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Day Something +1. Turns out it WAS a .jpg artifact. Someone must have done a lousy shop job on the universe. Anyways, it appears I'm in some sort of room. With a bunch of rats. And a fat, naked midget at a cardboard computer. I'm not sure what's going on, but there's a trio of people on the screen. One of them looks kinda strange (and bloody), like he ate really spoiled, raw meat.
The nudist midget looks surprised that I'm here. Given the tone of his skin, I'm guessing he spends most of his time at the strange computer. {{:User:Red Hawk One/sig}} 02:30, 10 August 2010 (BST)
Managed to make it to the part of the city that seems to be called "Intermission".  Somehow, one section of this part stinks of biased-ness.  This was the item I've been searching for.  The spark that shall lead to war.  As of this entry, I am now assembling my army of Mudkips to conquer the so-called World of Gnome. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:22, 23 August 2010 (BST)
Cool game, dude. Must've taken quite a bit of time to put all those details in, a new page for every line of dialoge... XD Oh, and you missed a spot: [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:A_Helpful_Little_Gnome/Mall1HSEnter&action=edit Enter the Hardware Store] --[[User:Ms.Panes|Ms.Panes]] 06:08, 8 September 2010 (BST)
Had to be said, but...[[User:Axe Hack/Game/JournalRN|My]] [[User:Axe Hack/Game/JournalUW|journal]] [[User:Axe Hack/Game/JournalUW1|setup]] is much better than yours.  And I don't care if I sound like I'm bragging. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 03:25, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
:Mine's vintage. --[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|'''THE GNOME''']] 04:22, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
::Mine is neater and more organized.  And gets new stuff with each passing chapter, but the new stuff isn't revealed in older chapters ('cause of my ingenious journal setup).  And also...[[User:Axe_Hack/Game/RN_7|Death is overrated]]. ;) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:28, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
:::Mine comes with a game that is over 1000 pages long. --[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|'''THE GNOME''']] 04:34, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
::::That may be true, but only because you've been working on yours for years.  But hear this, Gnome!  When I'm done, I will have effectively created a game that is worth rivaling yours!!! >=D --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:44, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
:::::But can you match the ending of mine? We shall see in eternity.--[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|'''THE GNOME''']] 04:53, 15 January 2011 (UTC)~
::::::...My ending is pretty much already pre-written out by the kind folks over at Square Enix... >_< --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:55, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
::::::But that's OK!  I'm thinking sequels and prequels!  And an alternate story as seen in the vantage point of another character! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:57, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
:::::::Blast!  Why am I telling you this?  You'll probably just steal my prequel/sequel/alternate story idea... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:59, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
::::::::I've plenty of ideas. --[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|'''THE GNOME''']] 05:05, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::I challenge you to see whose game has a more masterful storytelling, my Gnome-y nemesis! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 05:12, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
::::::::::Accepted. --[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|'''THE GNOME''']] 05:19, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::::I just realized we can steal each others' ideas...You better not steal my unique death messages!!! {{Grr}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 05:34, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
::::::::::::Don't worry, I only worry about stealing my own. --[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|'''THE GNOME''']] 05:50, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::::::{{*}}Eyes Gnome very carefully* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 05:59, 15 January 2011 (UTC)
Very nice game, very impressive! I think I found a dead end though: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:A_Helpful_Little_Gnome/Mall1DDR [[User:Uroguy|Uroguy]] 02:37, 31 May 2011 (BST)
:Yeah, that area is as far as I have gotten, so far. Story is in suspended animation. It must be terrible for the characters. Horrifying. Oh dear! --[[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|'''THE GNOME''']] 22:35, 31 May 2011 (BST)
::Definitely a horrible fate. I hope they brought lots of ammo.. and popcorn. --[[User:Uroguy|Uroguy]]<sup>[[Zookeepers|TMZ]]</sup> 07:07, 3 June 2011 (BST)




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<span style="background:#445544;font-size:110%">''<font color="#BBCCBB">The writting of a delusional soul...</font>''</span>


Day Something +1. Turns out it WAS a .jpg artifact. Someone must have done a lousy shop job on the universe. Anyways, it appears I'm in some sort of room. With a bunch of rats. And a fat, naked midget at a cardboard computer. I'm not sure what's going on, but there's a trio of people on the screen. One of them looks kinda strange (and bloody), like he ate really spoiled, raw meat.


<div style="text-align:right">~ [[User:Red Hawk One|{{UDLink|Red}}]] at sometime in August</div>




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<span style="background:#445544;font-size:110%">''<font color="#BBCCBB">The words of some hallucinating soul...</font>''</span>


The nudist midget looks surprised that I'm here. Given the tone of his skin, I'm guessing he spends most of his time at the strange computer.


<div style="text-align:right">~ [[User:Red Hawk One|{{UDLink|Red}}]] at sometime in August</div>




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<span style="background:#445544;font-size:110%">''<font color="#BBCCBB">The chicken scratch of a strange soul...</font>''</span>


I tasted the old man. He is good. I need more bears. {{unsigned|Akule}}
I tasted the old man. He is good. I need more bears.  


Loving the newest stuff you've been adding. I got a good chuckle at the comment about the expected longevity of the supporting cast members. I wasn't expecting much after the intro they received, and honestly figured we'd find them all dead in the bar later on, having been killed while in a stupor. And now I'm very anxious to see where things go from here. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 09:08, 23 June 2011 (BST)
<div style="text-align:right">~ from an [[User:Akule|{{UDLink|unknown writer}}]] left in the back pages</div>


I lold hard. HARD when I questioned the mans sanity and he repsonded with "Oogly Boogly". -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 05:58, 24 June 2011 (BST)
:Oh CMON, do I ''really'' strike you as the fat type? ;_; -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 06:35, 24 June 2011 (BST)
::No {{tongue}} But someone has to be the chubby the guy, and some of those types can be surprisingly agile/fit. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:54, 24 June 2011 (BST)


Hold on a minute, that Ross fellow is in BOTH vehicles. Thats a bit bizzarre, he should only be in one giving the survivors in the other vehicle a sense of --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]] 00:38, 25 June 2011 (BST)
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:No no, if you enter the school bus, Ross is there RHO is in the transit bus, and if you enter the transit bus, Ross is there too, and RHO is in the school bus. They're, uh, independent of the other (assume if you choose one option, the other doesn't happen.) --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 00:48, 25 June 2011 (BST)
:What is this madness you speak of? By your logic, would the character not be in both vehicles simultaneously as well? CYOA stories deal with divergent realities. Each choice changes the course of reality and branches away from any alternative realities that may have existed. That Ross, the character, chooses to be in whichever vehicle you select is fine, since the realities do not need to be consistent with one another. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 01:17, 25 June 2011 (BST)
::Im just assuming its about to turn into a buddy cop movie or an interesting take on slashfic. --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]] 07:33, 25 June 2011 (BST)
:::Ah, there's a reason for it, you'll see... --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:27, 25 June 2011 (BST)
::::It's because he wants to be able to kill you twice.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 18:44, 25 June 2011 (BST)
:::::Not me, this character called Ross. Are you suggesting its based on me? --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]] 20:46, 28 June 2011 (BST)
::::::Yon and his crazy conspiracy theories. [[User:A Helpful Little Gnome|An Unhelpful Little Gnome]] 20:59, 28 June 2011 (BST)


I'm just here only because I haven't said this in so long: I still think [[User:Axe Hack/Game/JournalRN|my]] [[User:Axe Hack/Game/JournalUW|journal]] setup is better. ;P --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:42, 28 June 2011 (BST)
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Revision as of 21:39, 29 June 2011

  
OLD JOURNAL
You open the old water-logged journal. Traces of dried bloody fingertips mark the edges of pages, evidence of many past readers and writers.

Wedged in between the pages is a dirty old pencil. There still seems to be some space left to write something .

Some scribbles are left in the margins of pages...

Flipping through the pages, you come across...




The scrawling of some confused soul...

I've been stuck in this...place...for weeks now. Having thought I could avoid the hordes by simply walking across the fields, I quickly found that the fields seemed to end without ending. How, I do not know, but somehow I would walk forward and find the same expansive landscape in front of me as I had with the last step and the one before that and the one before that. Since then, I have braved the ruins, slain madmen, mutilated zombies, and somehow managed to avoid death. Hopefully I will make it.

~ Aichon at sometime in August




The scribbles of a blinded soul...

Day... Something. I don't know what's happening. I woke up, exhausted, and heard a creaky voice. I looked around, but saw only white. Actually, there were other things too... The words "Loading". A few black lines. A .jpg artifact, but that could just be my monitor on the fritz. Actually... One sec...

~ Red at sometime in August




The writting of a delusional soul...

Day Something +1. Turns out it WAS a .jpg artifact. Someone must have done a lousy shop job on the universe. Anyways, it appears I'm in some sort of room. With a bunch of rats. And a fat, naked midget at a cardboard computer. I'm not sure what's going on, but there's a trio of people on the screen. One of them looks kinda strange (and bloody), like he ate really spoiled, raw meat.

~ Red at sometime in August




The words of some hallucinating soul...

The nudist midget looks surprised that I'm here. Given the tone of his skin, I'm guessing he spends most of his time at the strange computer.

~ Red at sometime in August




The chicken scratch of a strange soul...

I tasted the old man. He is good. I need more bears.

~ from an unknown writer left in the back pages