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'''Lunatics for a Better World''' is a group of pkers that specialize in the systematic dismantling of organized groups through assassination and subterfuge. Currently working around the suburb of [[Shuttlebank]]. | '''Lunatics for a Better World''' is a group of pkers that specialize in failing at the systematic dismantling of organized groups through assassination and subterfuge. Currently working around the suburb of [[Shuttlebank]]. | ||
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The Lunatics will adhere to the following policies: | The Lunatics will adhere to the following policies: | ||
1. To constantly | 1. To constantly fail to dismantle organized groups. | ||
2. To use varied and memorable methods of assassination and subterfuge. | 2. To use varied and memorable methods of assassination and subterfuge(and cowardice). | ||
3. To have a fun time doing it, because there is too many a [[Trenchcoater]] out there. Of course, it isn't too fun for the folks being slaughtered... | 3. To have a fun time doing it, because there is too many a [[Trenchcoater]] out there. Of course, it isn't too fun for the folks being slaughtered... |
Revision as of 16:25, 6 October 2011
It's the end of the world... try to look happy?
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Lunatics for a Better World has PKed 4 people. |
Lunatics for a Better World is a group of pkers that specialize in failing at the systematic dismantling of organized groups through assassination and subterfuge. Currently working around the suburb of Shuttlebank.
Mission Statement
The Lunatics for a Better World strive to cause anarchy and make the city of Malton feel, well, more apocalyptic than all of these hand-holding pansies would have you believe. While each Lunatic has their own reason for joining, we are all united in the idea that surviving an undead apocalypse wouldn't be a third as exciting if breathing folks weren't shooting at you as well.
Contact/Recruitment
Send an email provided in the contacts section on the side bar with a link to your profile, your pker history and body count.
Founder
Policies
The Lunatics will adhere to the following policies:
1. To constantly fail to dismantle organized groups.
2. To use varied and memorable methods of assassination and subterfuge(and cowardice).
3. To have a fun time doing it, because there is too many a Trenchcoater out there. Of course, it isn't too fun for the folks being slaughtered...
Recent News
10/6/2011 - After cleaning up Gatcombeton of a one "Neil the Pedophile" from Boorman Way Police Department, the Lunatics have redeemed themselves and successfully completed their first objective, the extremely cowardly and half-assed assassination of Barbecue Barbecue.
The Lunatics would like to note that pedophilia is never funny.
10/2/2011 - An expeditionary force sent into Shuttlebank to scout the SSCC has reaped a second life at the Talbot Museum.
9/28/2011 - Made first official kill as a group at The Badman Building.
9/25/2011 - Operating the the West Boundwood area. While arming up, took pot shots at The Badman Building as well as spreading the word. Where did the Badmen go?
9/21/2011 - Operating in the Shuttlebank area. After the aborted assassination attempt of Barbecue Barbecue, the Lunatics are re-arming for a'nuver go at the SSCC.
Current Targets
SSCC - For being far too silly.
The Badman Building - Er, the Badman rather, for being batty do-gooders!
Sacred Ground Policy Supporter | |
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
Combat Reviver | |
This user or group supports the strategy known as 'Combat Revival'. |