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BREAKING NOOSE: HOLY CRAP 15A IS BACK! Hide your silverware valuables alcohol men women frogs small edible domestic animals everything!
Aimless Ardent and Armed Anarchist Activists Absurdly and Arbitrarily Addressing Atrophying Antagonists' Attrition Agendas.
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| Abbreviation: | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, or 15A |
| Group Numbers: | Unknown |
| Founders: | Meeso Sorry Abby Omination |
| Goals: | To pursue perfection by embracing chaos |
| Recruitment Policy: | Contact us on the forum. All legitimate players welcome. |
| Contact/Sign Up: | Forum |
Nothing is set in Malton. Nothing. Suburbs and gangs rise and fall daily. Victories can turn into defeats in moments, and defeats into victories with equal haste. Not even the men, women, animals and aliens of Malton can remain alive, dead or undead with any certainty.
None of it matters. Nothing is constant, except one thing.
The Random Number Goddess, who we know as Rando. Her randomness determines every action in Malton whether you choose to believe in her or not.
In short, we are Rando's followers. We acknowledge the will of Rando as the highest law of Malton. To this end, we have decided we shall strive towards being as random as the great Rando. We answer to no cause, pro-survivor, anti-survivor, Pker or bounty hunter, except for the RNG and our own amusement. We change on a whim, kill at will and rhyme on a dime.
After all, if nothing stays the same in Malton, why the hell should we?
Every week or so, we kill people. Lots of people. Oodles of people. Like, five, maybe. Because why not. Thus Rando's Will determines our actions, whether it be murdering survivors, helping zombies, griefing, murdering survivors, un-griefing, murdering survivors, roleplaying murdering survivors or any combination of the above.
Joining is easy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Forums
Our five and only five Rules for our members are here: The Rules
15A is also available to assist ANY groups with ANY project should the followers of Rando deem it interesting enough. Things need to die? Consider us for your pillaging and jousting purposes.
The Wheel of Rando
The Wheel of Rando is what dictates the activities of 15A. It is a lovingly-crafted, intricate portal to the ever-changing ebbs and flows of Rando's will, bringing her divine word to our humble earthly eyes. In other words, it's what the unenlightened refer to as a RNG. The Wheel selects from a large pool of unorthodox and tasty activities. We spin it regularly, usually on a weekly basis, changing our activities as the Random number Goddess dictates, staying entertained perpetually through Rando's patronage.
Divisions
With some great new reforms, 15A now has seven ELITE Divisions for all our members! Praise Rando!
Medieval Division
They handle jousting and Pillaging.
Fish Division
Their specialty is fish.
Ridleybank Resistance Front
The RRF consists of the RRF*
*Note: The RRF is not related to 15A in any way at all.
Spin Division
They put the spin on any situation to make it look good.
"Spindiv doubleplusgood mostwise. Crimestop crimethink, make goodthink fullwise."
~Spin Division
15A Special Forces
Fire-forged in the fiercest battles of Malton, 15A Special Forces consists of only the brightest, strongest and toughest of 15A, specially trained, equipped and inserted into combat zones to hunt down and kill other 15A members.
S.L.A.U.G.H.T.E.R. DIVISION
Diplomacy.
Drunk Division
SHADDUP I HAVE A HEADACHE.
We never move cause we only ever get to the pavement outside then keel over drunk.
Getting Assigned to a Division
All members are forbidden from joining any division.
Any members who (very illegally) find themselves within any division are strongly encouraged to defect to other divisions, at will, regularly, preferably without warning.
History
A sample of what we have gotten up to before. Current or very recent activities might be vague, for reasons of NATIONAL SECURITY.
2013
October 20th- Having survived the Mayan Apocalypse, 15A is dusting itself off after a long dirtnap and dressing up for it's second date with Malton!
2012
August 18- THINGS
August 10- 15A fought for survivors once more. Not much happened.
July 29- 15A brought Silence and Darkness to Malton once more. Not merely in the form of rebellion against the horrendous Machine Lords, but also silencing their human minions. Praise Rando.
July 7 and July 20- After discovering that Organization XIII has allied with the deceiving, treacherous forces of cake, 15A decided to take things into its own hands. "Things" being Org13's still-beating hearts. Org13 guarded the dessert cart viciously, and bodies from both forces littered Gatcombeton after the fracas.
However, in the aftermath, Org13 admitted to relying on cheap tricks to fight off 15A, and their performance sharply declined afterwards. The good survivors of Gatcombeton have nothing to fear now- with the departure of 15A, all competence has left the area. Praise Rando.
June 25- 15A realized that the good suburb of Gibsonton was under imminent zombie attack! All hands on deck braced for zombie invasion! Zombie spies were mown down by the dozens as each 15A member blasted away with their ten shotguns and dozens of katanas. Alas, Dowdney Mall fell despite our finest efforts, and the devious zombie spy agency, the Malton Department of Defense, still today snoops around with impunity.
June 17- 15A taught the people of Malton the value of chemistry by giving them hands-on introductions to the contents of fuel cans and beer bottles. Alas, many people could not handle the EXCITEMENT of chemistry and died as a result. Their deaths were a tragic misunderstanding and we here at 15A mourn their loss.
June 10- 15A caught a bad case of the crazies and ran amok around the B.A.R, delivering warnings of the bears, machine lords and unwell goldfish within their midst. Unfortunately, they failed to heed said warnings, and as such we are not responsible for the bearpocalypse which will fall upon them soon.
May 17- 15A members hunted down and killed/revived each other many, many times. Countless 15A lives were lost in this horrifying incident, mostly the same four over and over again.
May 8- 15A assisted survivors. WE ARE THE 68%.
April 26- 15A lit up dark buildings and killed whoever was inside.
April 13-15A revived folks then killed the revivees in order to demonstrate Rando's duality.
April 4- 15A went on a Bounty Hunting spree, hunting down RG-listed scum for JUSTICE. Like good lawkeepers, even the slightest bounties fell to our blades, for JUSTICE knows no mercy!
March 26- 15A Death Culted our way across Malton.
March 20- 15A participated in some PKing by Rando's whims.
March 11- 15A took a C.R.A.P. and revived everything we saw.
March 1-The very first Mission from Rando. 15A brought radio stations and generators to silence in local areas.
Sign up, and you too could be privy to this cornucopia of rambunctious variety!
