57th ADMI

57th ADMI Abbreviation: 57th Group Numbers: What's bigger than 'handful' but smaller than 'throng'? Aside from me, that is. Leadership: Lt. Aeron. He'll kick your zombie ass. Goals: Making Dartside safe for grannies, trannies, and co-ed bowling leagues. Recruitment Policy: Come to our HQ of Samborne Towers. Contact: Thomas Rage (south group) General Description We are a pro-Survivor group based in Dartside with secondary groups in the north, one currently in Eastonwood by way of Lamport Hills. We trace our origin to a gathering of mystic warriors that occurred at a karaoke bar on the main floor of the The Schalch Hotel. Historically the 57th was allied with the Regulators Alliance, a group which is now sadly scattered upon the wind. They were/are all great people who liked to keep things running, shared recipes, and supported worthy causes like tapeworm research. Other survivors are welcome to share our cubicles nestled in the second and third floors of Samborne Towers provided that they actually SAY SOMETHING and not convince the trigger-happy locals into believing that they are undead spies. The fridge is always fully stocked unless some damn zed breaks in and tosses it out the window. A warning to neighbours: We sometimes share the gospel of James Brown by means of the radio or (more often) by shouting. Occasionally we do this when we cannot sleep. Objectives Our main objective in the game is to have fun, kill zeds, and use most (if not all) of our 50 action points each day for needless roleplay. We mostly refuse to leave our HQ of Samborne Towers unless we're running low on Mountain Dew. We maintain several buildings in the area, including the Shrine to the Fuel Monkeys in the factory next door. May our simian lords ever be gracious. Status Report January 2019 The southeast of the suburb has gone to poop. A small contingent of The Dead are holding some resource buildings and choking run lanes. The rest, eh, not bad, could use some paint. The 57th is regrouping. Radio 27.75 is currently off the air. --Holtzfeller (talk) 22:12, 14 January 2019 (UTC) History Before the outbreak, the 57th was one of the premier paintball teams in the greater Malton area. While a few of the group had actual combat training --- the Parkers were cops --- the rest were a bunch of punters that worked well as a team. They initially squatted in Holtzy's old workplace in the Dunford Street Fire Station and the nearby Schalch Hotel, but quickly moved to Samborne to take advantage of Maltel's low low rates. The 57th worked with the Regulators Alliance during its tenure in Dartside (2007-2009). After that group disbanded, the 57th continued to maintain buildings in central Dartside including the Crumpler revive point. Brief rivalries occurred with groups such as Shiro Tagachi, and our heads were repeatedly kersploded by hirvitys. Otherwise it was pretty quiet. The good people of Dartside started sleeping in, buying mutual funds, having babies... In 2018, the group of thin-skinned griefers that called themselves Horde came in and did their thing. Based primarily around Winmill Library, they were apparently descended from vampires or used to live there or something. Eventually they got bored of shooting Thomas Rage and headed to Buttonville to serenade that suburb's citizens with bad language. We're pretty certain that they consist of three tweens living in basements far nicer than those of our parents. Later in 2018-19, the suburb saw the return of The Dead, and after that endured occasional bouts of choadery. The current choad-in-chief is James Jenkem, a griefer who was probably ignored as a child. Jenkem has a penchant for destroying hospital cades and posting bestiality-laden graffiti [1]. I don't think he's really a member of Tikhon Medical] but it's okay, they seem to turn a blind eye to it anyway. I predict that his girlfriend will leave him and then it's back to working at a car wash. At the current time our hot water is not working and the graffiti has taken a turn for the worse. Please stand by. The Revelatory Mysteries of James Brown the Elder Although we know exactly what the acronym 'ADMI' stands for, we're going to keep people guessing. Why? Because it's funny. Below are some ingenious guesses provided by the sorely missed dudes at Shiro Tagachi, who are now back to working at Taco Bell and thinking of buying a van. Possible ADMI acronym meanings Ask Dan for My Iguana Alzheimers Doctor Made Incidents A Dartside Malevolent Interruption Another Dead Military Interruptor Another Disasterous Matriarchic Institution Asking Dead Morbid Idiots Ape Damages Matriarchal Ice-cream Arthur Died Monday Ice-skating At Dawn My Intelligence A Den of Marked Idiots The fine fellows at Merde also suggested "Addicts Drinking Muffin Ingredients". In actual fact, ADMI stands for All Dead Munch Innards. Or is that After Dawn Make Ice-cream? Ah well, all dogs must inspect, amirite? Yeah, didn't think so. :/ Short-wave Radio Info This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 27.75 MHz Transmitter Coordinates: Variable