Alder Cinema

(21,17) (bic) (statuses) (update) Alder Cinema VSB, dark. AndyMatthews (talk) 12:18, 1 December 2024 (UTC)

Alder Cinema Gatcombeton [21,17] Egleton Walk Bignal Lane Dover Way Crawshaw Road Alder Cinema warehouse Barstow Walk Douglas Lane Edgar Alley Basic Info: Cinemas are "shrouded in darkness" when unpowered. Cinemas are Dark buildings. In the presence of a fuelled portable generator, a Cinema's flavor text will change to one of the following: "…a black-and-white drama film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a recent horror film still looping silently on its main screen." "…an old horror film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a black-and-white documentary film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a recent drama film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a dramatic science-fiction film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a black-and-white science-fiction film playing on its main screen."

Description

Comfortable seating, large screens and a fully stocked candy bar are some of the things you won't find here at the Alder Cinema. However, if watching old Errol Flynn films on a continuous loop appeals to you, and you don't mind the carousing of the smelly pirates next door, then pull up a seat, grab yourself some stale popcorn from the, erm, floor, and enjoy!

The Alder Cinema is under the protection of, and run by, the Jolly Brigadoons*.

Disclaimer - *The Jolly Brigadoons take no responsibility for anyone eaten whilst watching a film inside the Alder Cinema.

Cinema News

July 1, 2007 - The status of the cinema is currently unknown, as the Captain forgot ter check before he went ter the mall, aye! Captain Crooks 17:12, 1 July 2007 (BST)

July 2, 2007 - The cinema be dark and quiet, on account o' there bein' no generator present on the premises. The Brigadoons shall have to remedy this, aye! Captain Crooks 10:46, 2 July 2007 (BST)