| Sir WV
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| Group
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stupy Philosophe Knights.
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| Name
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Le Penseur is stupy
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| Goals
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To annihilate Malton's potatos, yujuuuuu
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| Recruitment Policy
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[POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
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| Rank
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ZOMBIESSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Take a little walk to the edge of town. Go across the tracks where the viaduct looms, like a bird of doom....as it shifts and cracks.
GLUP GLUP
Hey man, you know you're coming back. (WHY?)
Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills,past Paris, past toilet, past guns, past the stacks....
On a gathering storm comes
a tall handsome man
in a dusty black coat with
a red right dick.
zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
He's a potato
WTF?
HAHAHAHA
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| The following was taken directly from 26-page internal and water police report about one of Malton's serial potatos killer.
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| The report was obtained by Channel 4(but I prefer channel 6) News Team anchorman Brick Tamlin.
I just don't know what the hell we should expect next from this psycho. All we know is that he claims membership with the obscure order of scholars known as the Philosophe Knights. His attacks seem to be predecibles and he will kill every potato. We have no clue what he looks like due to the fact that he wears a white mask (to hidden bukakes) with what appears to be a star over the left eye. He should be considered armed and dangerous (HAHAHA, I'm joking). If he's not stopped soon, more lives of potatos will be lost.
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F
A list of all kills made in the name of cats and potatos
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zerg characters
There are others that I seldom play also, but their names are my little secret. (ZERGGGGG)
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I support these policies!
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