Lesbian Pirates
| Lesbian Pirates | |
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| Abbreviation: | None |
| Group Numbers: | You'd be surprised! |
| Leadership: | Led by a bottle |
| Goals: | Beer, barfights and poetry. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Survivors aged 18 or over. |
| Contact: | Lesbian Pirates in-game or visit the forum. |
History
One day a bunch of hardcore survivors got bored looking after their chosen suburbs. They contacted a few friends and came up with the idea of Pub Crawl 'n Brawl '08, a tour of the drinking dens of Malton with the aim of spreading laughter, booze, poetry and gasoline. The culprits, members of the DRRP and HARD, along with some unaffiliated friends, felt that a new touring group moniker was necessary. After 30 seconds of thought the Lesbian Pirates were born.
The Tour
the Whalen Arms, Ridleybank (06th August 2008 - Present)
The dodgiest-looking pub on the tour so far. Not a single bottle of booze anywhere in sight. How will the pirates survive?
the Thorne Arms, Shearbank (02nd August 2008 - 05th August 2008)
Does anyone recall what happened in this pub?
the Stapellton Arms, East Boundwood (25th july 2008 - 01st August 2008)
Bringing the love to the Penguin Mafia. Aside from a brief appearance by Kyle the Feared there was a serious lack of audience participation in singalongs, fights and poetry readings :(
the Beckey Arms, Yagoton (19th July 2008 - 24th July 2008)
Moved on by necessity, regrouping in Yagoton. Just what do people / zombies have against crossdressing pirates, hmm?
the Giffard Arms, Richmond Hills (13th July 2008 - 17th July 2008)
A very cosy little boozer. Attentive barstaff, karaoke, undead clawing at the doors...
Something happened here, but no one knows exactly what. God save the Pirates!
The Pirates get HARD and start French kissing. Lil' Timmy, an 8-year-old with a potty mouth, declares his intentions to join the Pirates. He is promptly eaten by a hungover Quinn Finney.
the Standfast Arms, Danversbank
The Lesbian Pirates are born, and in the best goddamn pub in the city of Malton, I might add. Suck it, nonbelievers!
