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Word of the Week
For all you beginning Rattlers out there, and those who wish to understand the 'hip lingo' of the cool zambahz, this section is for you. We present the Word of the Week, for your enlightenment purposes. Next time you need to be mouthy to some harman shooting at you, or you want to share a witty comment with your fellow zambahz, you'll have the vocabulary you need at your command.
This Week's Word
The Word
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Rattle sentence with the word.
(Bracketed Harmangab translation.)
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Thanks For Making It This Far Down The PageFrom the RRF to you, we wish you luck amidst the pleasant ruins of Malton.
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