Talk:Witt Tower Boys

Recruitment

Post here if you wish to join the WTB. post here or just head down to the Witt Towers and contact Pyro1499 or That Nigga. you will need to be cannonized to be fully in so be ready. ANY LEVEL IS WELCOME so dont be shy.

- Hi, I'd like to join your ultra fine group if I may. I'm currently running around in Kinch Heights and West Grayside, doing stuff. My profile: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1507518

We're Coming

The Browncoats are en-route. Have a nice day --Blanemcc 10:00, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

LULZx10

I hope you have a grand strategy to take down all PHOBIA members simultaneously, or something equally stupendous. 16-0 is the current ratio of PHOBIA kills to wtb kills. If you are going to advertise that you are at war with PHOBIA then bring it. The only casualties we have suffered is from boredom. We have compiled a top ten list of why your group is so bad at fighting.

• 10) You're actually a bunch of old ladies living in a retirement home and have no short term memory.
• 9) You are Obama and have a plan and are using the plan with extreme dillegence. This would totally explain your complete failure.
• 8) Youre under the impression that war is an abbreviation for Witts Are Retreaters. (Maybe French?)
• 7) Using River Tactics, unsuccessfully.
• 6) The weed is totally gonja.
• 5) Pyro is actually not affiliated with Witt Towers boys, but really hates them and is manipulating us like tools.
• 4) Just trying to find a pistol in a PD. Then you'll really let us have it!
• 3) Your all a bunch of 13 year old girls and keep getting side tracked into local malls.
• 2) Still searching for a pistol.
• 1) Just too busy training for the special olympics.

What ever the reason for your lameness, we have around 9 more kills, then we will be moving to bigger and better targets.--Mr Watt 07:20, 28 May 2009 (BST)

shit quit hiding!--CJ 06:25, 30 May 2009 (BST)

Hiding? LoL! We're generally right next to you for several hours before we get tired of the stink and kill you. You boys would have a hard time fighting your way out of a preschool for the handicapped. Well, this war has been rather boring. Once we hit the 25 kill mark we will definately be moving on to those than can give us at least a little challenge. --Mr Watt 22:48, 8 June 2009 (BST)

PHOBIA loves you

Well, Witt Boys your suffering is over for now. Necrocleanse reported in this morning that he put down Beta and Lil l in one sitting at witt towers for kills 24 and 25. Your esteemed leader has requested that we go to 50 kills, but we would prefer to find a group that wants to fight back. I know Pyro is disappointed since you members were the ones having your brains used as paint to decorate the walls while he ran out of Kinch Heights to hide, but he doesnt lead PHOBIA so the decision isnt his. Don't feel to sad. We will be back.--Mr Watt 17:39, 9 June 2009 (BST)