User:Brainguard

Welcome to my over-templated page. Matthewbluewars Industries is not responsible for burned eyeballs, mental distress, or massive head trauma caused by this page.

Tactical Guides

My tactical guide: User:Brainguard/Tactics

Outer Malton

User:Brainguard/OuterMalton

In Game Characters

Matthewbluewars
No image	Joined: I dunno Character class: Military, Scout Favorite equipment: Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Alive Character group: Malton Central Intelligence Character stats: 1 death by PK, 1 death by zombies, about 32 XP Journal: Journal:Matthewbluewars for Matthewbluewars

Templates

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	Religious Respect Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Religious Respect Policy

	Muslim
	This user is a Muslim.

	Scientology Unfriendly
	This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.

	RIP Michael Jackson
	Matthewbluewars recognizes the passing of a Zombie Icon. Yeah, he was weird, but he did sing a song about Zombies.

	Hell
	This user is going to Hell.

	Vader Recommends Balls
	I find your lack of BALLS... ...disturbing.

	TP
	I wipe my ass with the Dos and Do Nots List.

	BALLS
	Zombie Lord recommends you grow a pair.

	Don't Vote SPAM
	Due to excessive ABUSE of the SPAM vote, This user refuses to ever vote SPAM on any suggestion. Join the movement.

	Mad Discussion Page User
	This user actually checks the DS Page and challenges its Status Quo.

	Combat Revive Any Person
	Oh, C.R.A.P.! Yet another proud supporter of the Malton Zombie Recycling Program

	Fort Perryn
	Matthewbluewars wants to take back Fort Perryn for the harmanz!

Pass it on! <nowiki>{{TakePerryn|

	MCI Member
	This user is a proud member of Malton Central Intelligence.