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Indian/Pakistani Leftovers
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Abbreviation: I/P L
Group Numbers: Channah Dal Samosa
Leadership: Channah Dal Samosa
Goals: Take revenge upon the filthy harmanz for always eating our friends and loved ones and to feast upon their tasty BRAIIIINNNZZZZ to show them what it's like
Recruitment Policy: Open to all partially consumed foodstuffs of Indian or Pakistani origin
Contact: On the discussion page


History

The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers were formed when Channah Dal Samosa, previously head and sole member of the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies, was overtaken by zombies in Aelred Hospital in the southwest corner of Central Borehamwood. Upon his partial consumption, he awoke with the desire to feast upon human brains. Gathering his crumbs and piecing his remains together as best he could, he rose and attacked the hospital's remaining survivors. His goal now is to unite fellow fallen foodstuffs of Indian and/or Pakistani origin and take revenge upon the harmanz for untold centuries of their smugly savoring his defenseless ancestors. Following the demise of Channah Dal Samosa, the leadership and sole membership of the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies passed to his dear friend Malai Kofta, but he too fell eventually, and now they roam Borehamwood separately, with Malai Kofta usually remaining centered near his headquarters in Elstree, occasionally venturing forth in search of sustenance, and Channah Dal Samosa roaming far and wide to wherever sightings of harmanz may take him.

Current Objectives and Methods

January 7, 2009 With Borehamwood in ruins and the remaining survivors desperately running and hiding as best they can, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have settled in to a pattern of randomly wandering through the suburbs, searching everywhere, making sure to search clubs, cinemas and banks since they're favored survivor refuges due to the defensive bonus they convey, but also being sure to search buildings and towers since survivors might favor them due to the ability to use binoculars to scout nearby areas easily. Really, they're searching everywhere, through everything, playing Infection Tag with anyone they find and documenting the carnage as best they can. Headshotters are still the most prized targets, and are enthusiastically bitten, while all survivor sightings are documented on the survivor sighting page for their respective suburb to assist other zombies in finding and snacking upon them. --Necrofeelinya 21:01, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

December 24, 2008 The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have begun wandering around North and Northwest Borehamwood, searching ruined buildings for lurking survivors and upon occasion, finding them. --Necrofeelinya 05:21, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

December 17, 2008 The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers are currently headed toward Radlett, but in truth the Borehamwood Party Crew appear to be crushing that 'burb so quickly and thoroughly that it is questionable whether there will be any brainz left when the I/P L arrives. The I/P L seems to be morphing into a headshotter hunting group, though naturally other snacks are always greeted with enthusiasm as well. The I/P L generally functions by moving quickly through a suburb, focusing on resource buildings and attacking other buildings only as opportunity presents itself. This will naturally change when the resource buildings are all ruined. --Necrofeelinya 23:16, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

!!!NEW!!!Borehamwood Zombie Coordination Center

Established July 21, 2009 to aid in the coordination of zombie strike groups in Borehamwood.

Profiles of Known Living Harmanz

Traitor Zombies List

Survivor Tracking Reports

Since it can prove quite difficult to track down a decent meal of fresh brains in survivor-depleted Borehamwood, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have set up a page on which to report survivor sightings. The hope is that zombies can, through cooperation and diligence, track down every last survivor in Borehamwood. The I/P L have broken the list up into suburbs for the sake of convenience. This should allow hungry zombies to check the most recent reports for their particular area without being bothered by reports of survivors well out of their reach. While there is a risk of being deceived by false reports, there is also great potential reward to this sort of organization, so all zombies are encouraged to contribute to this effort to rid all of Borehamwood of life. Please remember to date and sign all reports. The list is located here. Old sightings have been moved to the sightings archive to keep the newer info easier to reference. The sightings archive is located here.

List of Headshotters Encountered

Headshotters being considered a particular menace to the horde, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have begun a list as of December 11, 2008 to keep track of known offenders. Those who recruit them to the horde are encouraged to note the recruitment with proof on the discussion page. The date and manner of their recruitment will then be noted on the list, with credit given to the recruiter. Please keep the list alphabetical with numeric names at the start. Happy hunting! The list thus far is as follows:

  • 482 zornbies Died between Dec. 12-13 in or near Preller Grove Police Station [540, 27], details unknown, kill unclaimed.
  • Alan I Details unavailable, probably died between Dec. 15-16. Kill unclaimed.
Update The Borehamwood Party Crew are claiming in their announcements that Alan I met his fate on Dec. 16th in Hancox Terrace Police Station [508, 7] in the suburb of Radlett. Good work, BPC!!!
  • AxelVander Last seen outside Dampier Bank [558-22] on March 7, 2009.
  • Circus Midget Killed in a junkyard, 16 minutes before he logged on. Ol' Midget had planned to run a screen for his comrades, but just didn't log on in time. Credit where credit is due - my demise was brought about by the combined efforts of Gargula (id=1388144), Joe's Pizza (id=1391652) - who did the lion's share of the work - and Schof (id=1387907) who dealt the killing blow. Gotta give 'em props, these guys have been chewing on cades for weeks, often with little to show for it. So I say good game to them. Still, if you're a survivor and you happen see any of them around, be sure to give 'em a head shot for me. Now I guess it's my turn to rummage around for...BRA!NZ!!!
  • clients revenge This one needs to die. No other reason than for showing up first in front of Channah Dal Samosa after Malai Kofta died. The killer of this one gets extra kudos.
  • Five Finger Tony Five Finger Tony probably died sometime between January 2-6, most likely between the 5th and 6th, details unavailable, credit for his demise has not been claimed. It is also unclear whether he still has all five fingers.
  • Pathfinder09 Details unavailable, died between February 5-6. Kill unclaimed.
  • R Lockhart Details unavailable, probably died between January 8-9. Kill unclaimed.
  • St0rmmaker Brought down by Sarah L Palin of the group Satan's Slaves between Dec. 14-15 in St. Juan's Hospital [531, 27].
  • Sudamon III Details unavailable, probably died between January 22-23. Kill unclaimed.

Infection Tag List

Victims List

News

News from March through May 2009 can be found in the archives, here. For news archives from November 2008 through January 2009, go here. Or February 2009 here.

Archive listings: June - Aug.'09|March - May '09|Feb.'09|Nov.'08 - Jan.'09

September 8, 2009 It was a good night in Central Borehamwood as Paul Whensley provided a tasty meal for Joe's Pizza after a bit of tenderizing performed by Kicking Bird inside St Bartholomew's Hospital [553,60]. Well done, zombies! Congratulations on another fine kill!--Necrofeelinya 03:20, 9 September 2009 (BST)

August 31, 2009 Alert! Harmanz found hiding in Central Borehamwood! The Plough [564,52] Has Rambo Ninja Spidrman, Joe Mofo, Tronton Foosh, ThePunisher666, and Auretious Taak inside with the doors open and 4 zombies inside. Moonoises has fallen to a very hungry Evader 2 who started with the ears as an appetizer, then went for the main course. Screenshot" He also took Rambo Ninja Spiderman down to 33HP before Tronton Foosh healed him, and they all made a hasty exit. --Mob mentality 02:00, 1 September 2009 (BST)

August 30, 2009 A raid on Bruno General Hospital was unsuccessful today when Channah Dal Samosa was discovered by the harmans and their traitor zombie minions. Before the ambush could take place einexile the meek headshot Channah Dal Samosa after traitor zombie Threee Dog whittled down his HP and then attempted to taunt him... I guess harmans need help before they can manage a headshot these days. But the end result was that upon cracking open the building, the zombies assembled for the assault found no tasty treats inside. Still, all was not lost as Reay Square School [574,17] was found 'caded to VSB while ruined in Northeast Borehamwood, so Joe's Pizza and Malai Kofta ambushed it. Inside Frank Garrett and Stakka Lee were found. Stakka Lee got lucky. Frank Garrett didn't. Frank was beaten up severely by Joe's Pizza before being taken out by Malai Kofta. So I guess that for all Threee Dog's feeble taunts, the real zombies got the last laugh this time around.--Necrofeelinya 01:39, 31 August 2009 (BST)

Yeah, we headshot you pretty good down in Elstree. Got to keep ourselves entertained I guess. But I'm sorry we coordinated against you. That was cheap. Tell you what, Necro, I'll stop using meta and working with zeds if you promise to do the same. Deal? No more meta-gaming against each other? Just humans versus zeds, playing by the rules, like Kevan intended? I'm willing if you are.--Saburai 04:33, 31 August 2009 (BST) (aka Joe England)

August 24, 2009 It started off yesterday as a simple assault on a junkyard... one had been found 'caded in Northwest Borehamwood, and zombies Ed Jim and Malai Kofta had planned to take it down together, with expectations of harman treats low. But as the moment of attack arrived, somehow events conspired to aid the zombie cause. It seemed a stray zombie or two had discovered the 'yard and lowered the 'cades to lightly, and upon breaking in Malai Kofta discovered no less than 5 harmans hiding inside. Druitt (60HP), Alex Bronsky (60HP), Edison Curse (60HP), Cillian Merrow (60HP) and Rick Harford (60HP) were there, just waiting to be slaughtered, and Malai Kofta lunged at them immediately. Ed Jim quickly followed, finishing off Druitt and taking Alex Bronsky down to a mere 6 HP. And then the call went out. An emergency call was posted on the sightings page to all zombies for assistance, and every effort was made to contact anyone available for the attack. Both zombies and harmans responded with lightning speed, but this time fate once again favored the zombies, with Bill Restrick showing up and not only finishing off Alex Bronsky, but taking out Cillian Merrow as well, after which harmans Isaac Yardley and Mr Longbaugh quickly arrived to save the remaining two harmanz, headshotting the zombies, dumping the bodies, and 'cading the 'yard. Later nearby Club Wolesly [532,27] was found to be up and 'caded, but has since been taken down without further opportunities for slaughter, and the remaining harmans seem to have made good their escape for the moment. But as great as it was, this triumph wasn't the only zombie success yesterday, as in the Southeast Cradman was taken out in a junkyard [583,86] and news of his demise was posted by Corinthia on the sightings page, for a total of four of the Borehamwood 50 taken out in one day! Truly, this will be a day long remembered by both the zombie and harman sides. And it followed close on the heels of the slaughter of level 1 harman Alicia Lockerherz by zombie Ed Jim in West Borehamwood on August 21, 2009 in the Malby Building [529,47] and the slaughter of Pvt Sanders by Evader 2 in the Whitesides Museum [524,67] in Southwest Borehamwood on August 15, 2009. Truly, the harmans of Borehamwood are taking a severe beating these days. It's getting hard to keep up with the news of their demise!--Necrofeelinya 02:59, 25 August 2009 (BST)

August 13, 2009 Alert! It started out with Evader 2 and Malai Kofta kicking down most of the 'cades at a junkyard [525,60] in West Borehamwood, then Phil Dodds, Mr Falco MacLeod, and Mike Dodds joined the fun inside! Joe England seemed a bit put out by the goings on, and made his discomfort known, but since nobody else present seemed to object he took his leave after being shown the door with an encouraging nibble. A blood rodeo got underway, with Phil Dodds showing quite an appetite... with the help of Mr Falco MacLeod and Mike Dodds, he managed to first kill Lewin Nyatanga and then have Rough Lee Hune for dessert! Druitt (60HP), Yekaterina B (60HP), Snowmiser (60HP) and Alex Bronsky (60HP) watched in obvious discomfort and at the moment each of them is patiently waiting like bashful little wallflowers to be approached by a zombie and have their guts ripped out. Hi Druitt, long time no see! How's life treatin' ya? Anyway, if there are any more zombies in the area, please come and kill these guys. And if you can, bring a mop. It's getting slippery in here.--Necrofeelinya 00:29, 14 August 2009 (BST)

August 10, 2009 Alert! After a week and a half of running around chasing harmanz in various buildings, a number of zombies gathered at Club Dedeystere [533,20] in Northwest Borehamwood for an impromptu 'cade unwrapping. During the proceedings, they met fiesty opposition from Axelvander, whose objections to the activities were duly noted and ignored. Upon forced entry into the building, the zombies found roughly half of Borehamwood's remaining harmanz passed out drunk, which explained Axelvander's concerns. After taking a brief vote on which one to consume first, Zomnipitant was decided upon due to his apparently attempting to make a play on words with his name by merging the words "zombie" and "omnipotent" while improperly spelling the result. It was further noted that having a name that implies that one is an omnipotent zombie seems incongruous with the practice of breathing. Further discussion was unnecessary, and the zombies proceeded to deliver a welcoming boot-party to their chosen new recruit, who was properly throttled into unlife by HugoRune in front of his friends. Congratulations to all involved, to HugoRune for the kill, and at the time of this post, the buffet is still being served!--Necrofeelinya 01:47, 11 August 2009 (BST)

August 1, 2009 Alert! Harman resistance has been found at Club Belsten [556,57], Club Wornel[555,58], Club Sutton[556,58], Urban Row Police Station [554,59] and St Bartholomew's Hospital [553,60] in Central Borehamwood. Sutton and Wornel are both lit. Destroy the harmanz!--Necrofeelinya 09:05, 1 August 2009 (BST)

July 30, 2009 Victory over harmanism! Yesterday a number of zombies broke into Club Walmsley [558,91] in South Borehamwood and found a number of survivors. Lennart Torstenson found himself on the business end of a zombie boot party, and was dragged into the street and finished off by Let Him Kill You! Congratulations to all involved, and good kill, Let Him Kill You!--Necrofeelinya 12:44, 30 July 2009 (BST)

July 26, 2009 Alert! Balman Square Fire Station, Bruno General Hospital, and The Hogshead have all been 'caded in Elstree. Destroy the harmanz!--Necrofeelinya 06:33, 26 July 2009 (BST)

July 25, 2009 The Allsop Building [540,92] in Southwest Borehamwood is 'caded, and other buildings nearby may be as well.

Update Perciful Grove School [538,91], St Anicetus's Hospital [537,92], and the Bowell Building [538,92] are all up and 'caded in the Southwest. There may be more buildings as well. The Bowell Building was well known prior to the outbreak as a celebrity spa featuring a variety of "therapeutic" high colonics. Varieties ranged from chilled water to flavored yogurts, and included both serious medical treatments and the more self-indulgent "deodorizing and perfuming" methods. Those who have become aware of the survivors' tendencies will fully understand why they chose this location as a refuge.--Necrofeelinya 19:13, 25 July 2009 (BST)

July 21, 2009 The factory at [574,46] is lit and 'caded and Club Ray [575,47] is still 'caded in East Borehamwood. 'Caded buildings are popping up in the areas of northern Central Borehamwood and southern North Borehamwood. Also, the Borehamwood Zombie Coordination Center is now open for business! All pro-death zombies are encouraged to sign up!--Necrofeelinya 02:33, 22 July 2009 (BST)

July 20, 2009 There's a fight brewing at Eleutherius General Hospital [574,43] and Shepard Bank [574,44] in East Borehamwood. Here's hoping harman blood soon flows!--Necrofeelinya 03:22, 21 July 2009 (BST)

July 19, 2009 A junkyard [578,35] in East Borehamwood has been VHB'd.--Necrofeelinya 12:11, 19 July 2009 (BST)

July 18, 2009 St. Oniphrus's Hospital in Elstree along with 2 junkyards and a PD are 'caded, and GNR claims to be broadcasting from Radlett, though there is reason to doubt those claims.--Necrofeelinya 09:40, 18 July 2009 (BST)

July 17, 2009 A stunning triumph!!!!!! Galaxy News Radio suffers a body blow as one of its members falls to a surprise attack by gargula, Joe's Pizza and Schof!!! Congratulations to all three of them, and a warm welcome to the dark side to Circus Midget, who managed a lengthy run before finally being brought down.--Necrofeelinya 06:18, 17 July 2009 (BST)

July 13, 2009 Add Chiles Way Police Station [522,59], St Philomena's Hospital [522,57], Drennan Way School 523,57], Penfold Crescent Garage [524,57], a factory [522,56], and Wolfgang General Hospital [523, 58] to the list of 'caded buildings.--Necrofeelinya 07:35, 13 July 2009 (BST)

July 12, 2009 McDougall Bank [521,61], a factory [521,60], Haskins Library [522,60], Parsley Grove Police Station [522,61], Lomax Cinema [523,61], Graver Cinema [523,60], Peel Square Police Station [524,60], Haines Terrace Police Station [525,61], and a junkyard [525,60] have all been 'caded in West Borehamwood.--Necrofeelinya 00:55, 13 July 2009 (BST)

July 11, 2009 A junkyard [555,12] in North Borehamwood has been VHB'd. --Necrofeelinya 23:41, 11 July 2009 (BST) There is a large cluster of barricaded buildings clustered around the 3 Clubs to the south of said Junkyard. --Jack Officer 00:32, 12 July 2009 (BST)

July 8, 2009 moonoises also tastes like chicken. He's still hanging out inside the Turland Building [579,72] in Southeast Borehamwood, and is pleasantly wounded, with less than 30 HP. Come get him!--Necrofeelinya 18:14, 8 July 2009 (BST)

Update That wretched creature Layre returned to try to assist moonoises in the Turland Building, and clearly one of the harmanz helped him as well, or he healed himself, because he's back up to full health. Layre tried idiotically to express herself in Zombese, a language she has no right to speak:
   *  A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (22 minutes ago)
   * The zombie grabbed hold of you! (22 minutes ago)
   * A zombie said "Gamn zambahz. Bah Zamaza. Nah nahm nahm!ng Mahnnazzaz. 
     Harmanz ahrh grazz. Nah harm!ng Ramba N!nga Zb!zarmahn azzarh. Zaz bah." (5 seconds ago)
As one would expect of a traitor zombie, most of it is incomprehensible, although I think I can discern the name Rambo immediately followed by what may be an ethnic slur, which is really inappropriate and again just what one would expect of a traitor zombie like Layre. Disgusting. As before, the doors remain open and moonoises is still present. For the third time, come and get him my fellow zombies!--Necrofeelinya 00:41, 9 July 2009 (BST)
Update That fat cow moonoises ran away to join his fellow cockroaches. Layre, the other fat cow, remained behind to try and taunt the real zombies. A perfect ambush ruined by lousy RNG and lack of real zombie participation in Borehamwood.--Necrofeelinya 02:14, 9 July 2009 (BST)

July 7, 2009 Channah Dal Samosa stumbled across a 'caded yet ruined Turland Building [579,72] in Southeast Borehamwood, so he decided to knock on the door and say hello. Surprisingly, Rambo Ninja Spidrman, moonoises, Auretious Taak, Tronton Foosh, and Joe Mofo were inside, apparently having a birthday party for Taak. Sadly, after displaying his invitation and joining in the festivities, Channah Dal Samosa was only able to rip Rambo Ninja Spidrman's throat partway out, down to 9 HP. He was quickly healed by the other guests, which just goes to show that they're a bunch of milquetoasts who don't know what a real party is. Sorry about not tapping the birthday boy, he just didn't seem important enough to bother with, and he's such a whiner! But I hope he enjoyed the blood pudding made from his friend's partial exsanguination. Oh, and in case anyone was still wondering, the survivors repaired a building, let a traitor zombie inside, 'caded it and then had the zombie ruin it from within. That way they wouldn't be seen from neighboring blocks, and you have to run directly over the building and pay attention to its 'cade status to find it. Nice to meet you, Rambo Ninja Spidrman. You taste like chicken, which is really quite appropriate. Fellow zombies, the feast is still available if you can make it. Come get Rambo Ninja Spidrman and all the rest, and be sure to bring party favors.--Necrofeelinya 02:03, 8 July 2009 (BST)

Note: Channah Dal Samosa was eating pretty quickly at the party, and it may have made him a bit gassy. He belched out his first Feeding Groan right in the faces of the assembled guests, a stunningly malodorous cloud that left a greasy residue on their skin, clothes and even the birthday cake.--Necrofeelinya 02:14, 8 July 2009 (BST)
Update Channah Dal Samosa was given the bum's rush at the party, and the place is now heavily 'caded. Before he was unceremoniously headshotted and dumped, Auretious Taak predictably launched into a sermon about Zombies and Harmanz all just getting along:
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (20 minutes ago) ...and again.
  • Auretious Taak said "Channah Dal Samosa, meet Layre and Rambo Ninja Spidrman. You misunderstand EVERYTHING! They aren't getting married in rl, but here ingame where they met. Zombie Harman love is awesome between them but oh no you wouldn't understand you'l just eat us boring" (20 minutes ago)
  • Joe Mofo shot you with a pistol for 5 damage. (16 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again.
  • You took a Headshot from Joe Mofo the Zombie Hunter! Your brain was severely damaged, and you can no longer move. (16 minutes ago)
  • Joe Mofo dumped your body out onto the street. (16 minutes ago)
Did I ask? Do I care? I don't think I misunderstand anything. Layre's a traitor zombie who doesn't seem to get what real zombies are supposed to do with their mouths, and Rambo Ninja Spidrman likes to @#&* the dead. Seems pretty clear cut to me. This vile relationship is an abomination to both harmanz and zombies. It perfectly illustrates the kind of depravity that I've been saying is going on in this town for quite some time now. I'm just disappointed that no decent upstanding harmanz exist in Borehamwood to enforce the law and punish outrages against public morality like this. You would think that of over 50 remaining harmanz, there would be at least one that would have the decency to take out the trash, as it were. But zombie nature will take over where weak harman morality lapses, and that's why zombies make for better, more respectable societies than harmanz. And to think, with a little help from the RNG and 3 more AP, I could have put this whole thing right.--Necrofeelinya 04:30, 8 July 2009 (BST)

July 5, 2009 Fabian General Hospital [530,27], Beacham Way School [529,26], Rexworthy Bank [529,25], and the Ross Building [530,24] are 'caded in Northwest Borehamwood.--Necrofeelinya 04:47, 6 July 2009 (BST)

July 2, 2009 Club Hilda [556,31], Upsdale Row Police Station [555,31] and Strafford Library [554,32] are all up and 'caded near the southern edge of North Borehamwood, adjacent to some 'caded buildings along the northern edge of Central Borehamwood. Club Cheek [555,33], Brigid General Hospital [553,33] and St Christopher's Hospital [553,34] are 'caded along the northern edge of Central Borehamwood. A factory [552,32] is 'caded and lit. Nemesis MK2 was spotted near the 'caded buildings around Club Wornel [555, 58] desperately seeking attention. Mission accomplished, up until then I had completely forgotten about him. Now it'll be at least 5 minutes before I forget again. Needless to say, headshotting and running away don't make a big impression in this game. Try something a little more daring.--Necrofeelinya 19:29, 2 July 2009 (BST)

July 1, 2009 Urban Row Police Station [554,59], Edward Crescent Garage [555,59], a factory [556,60], and Club Wornel [555,58] are all up and 'caded in Central Borehamwood, and client's revenge has been spotted there pretending to be a rapper. Nice grill, but the parachute pants went out with MC Hammer.--Necrofeelinya 22:46, 1 July 2009 (BST)

June 25, 2009 Malai Kofta followed a trail of open, unruined buildings in the western part of Elstree, trashing them as he went. There must have been at least 4 of them. Not far from where the trail ended, he found a couple more 'caded buildings. Wagstaff Grove Garage [502,77] and a junkyard [502,76] are 'caded in Elstree.--Necrofeelinya 22:30, 25 June 2009 (BST)

June 24, 2009 Sounds like Malai Kofta missed a great opportunity yesterday when he went out with some friends for the evening and found a fried mouse when he came back to the neighborhood. Ah well, what can you do? Situation repaired, better luck next time. Hope client's revenge enjoyed providing a light snack for some of the other zombies in town. Perhaps sometime soon he can be prevailed upon to provide a full-course meal. A junkyard [516,94] is 'caded just south of Pullinger Walk Police Department [516,93].--Necrofeelinya 22:05, 24 June 2009 (BST)

June 21, 2009 Cory Bank [524,93], Club Counsell [524,94], Leir Bank [523,94], The Butchers Arms[525,93], The Jolly Crispin [522,95], 2 junkyards [522,94],[522,96], the Elmund Hotel [523,96], The Old Swan [522,97], Balman Square Fire Station [521,97], The Hogshead [521,98], Bruno General Hospital [520,98], The Cayme Library [519,98], the Sleeman Hotel [518,97], Tonkins Avenue Police Station [517,98] are all up and 'caded in Elstree. Grafitti in the neighborhood indicates that the harmanz are greatly pleased with their ability to... ummm... what is it they do again? Oh, yeah. 'Cade. All that metagaming, all those traitor zombies working for them, and they still can't do anything noticeably different from a pack of noobs.--Necrofeelinya 01:44, 22 June 2009 (BST)

June 16, 2009 *Yawn* The harmanz have been playing with their erector sets in Elstree for some time now; apparently that's what they take for entertainment along with muttering awkwardly lascivious solicitations to one another in dark rooms and drinking fake beers online. Don't worry kids, someday you'll reach drinking age in real life. 'Til then, it's nice to see you cultivating binge-drinking habits that'll see you along into adulthood. It's just a shame the game doesn't allow for driving as well, the false expectations you're cultivating about alcohol paired with a tendency to get behind the wheel could lead to some spectacularly entertaining results someday. For most, or more likely all of you, that's your best shot at anyone remembering you when you're gone. You could even become part of a driver's education video! Remember, the good die young. The lame just keep hiding from risk, pretending to celebrate their longevity in ways their betters would laugh at while life just keeps passing them by. So while you're withering on the vine, trying daily and desperately to think up new excuses for not dying, enjoy your fake beer and fake intimacies, you fiesty li'l tykes. Sadly (for you anyway), they're all you've got... besides death. As for the zombies, all this 'cade bashing gives them an opportunity to gain XP apart from the wretched practice of XP farming one another, and there's always the chance one of the bloated harman skinsacks will be on the other side of the door to be feasted upon as an added bonus.--Necrofeelinya 06:41, 16 June 2009 (BST)

June 11, 2009 Like acne on a teenager, the harmanz have appeared again, this time in Elstree, where they've gone about their dull rut of lifting buildings out of ruins and hiding behind 'cades. Burrows Alley Garage [513,81], St Birinus's Hospital [512,82], Stephen General Hospital [511,83], Cape Library [513,83], Herne Walk Police Station [512,83], Brazey Bank [511,84], Gaiger Cinema [514,83], and Club Pattle [514,85] are all up and 'caded, a factory [513,84] is up, 'caded and lit.--Necrofeelinya 19:41, 11 June 2009 (BST)

June 5, 2009 The harmanz have moved into Northwest Borehamwood. The Ross Building [530,24], Rexworthy Bank [530,25], the Grose Building [529,25], Beacham Way School [529,26], Fabian General Hospital [530,27], St Juan's Hospital [531,27], the Hartree Hotel [531,28], a warehouse [532,28], a junkyard [530,28] and 2 petrol stations [532,22], [531,23] in Northwest Borehamwood have been 'caded, and a factory [529,29] is both lit and 'caded.--Necrofeelinya 01:00, 6 June 2009 (BST)

June 4, 2009 It seems that the harmanz are preparing an escape route through North Borehamwood. A junkyard in North Borehamwood has been 'caded to EHB [553,22], another junkyard is lightly 'caded [551,21]. It would be nice if a few zombies dropped by for a housewarming party.--Necrofeelinya 07:43, 4 June 2009 (BST)

Update: Suspected traitor zombie brendankennelly recently showed up inside one of the junkyards. Scouting for the harmanz?--Necrofeelinya 19:40, 4 June 2009 (BST)

June 3, 2009 Druitt dropped by outside Club Gammon [569,25] to headshot Channah Dal Samosa and say hello. Good to see him again! It's been a long time. Maybe next time he can stay longer, and we can reminisce about old times while we run our blood-drenched fingers through his torn intestines and scoop out his tasty... er... um... well, you know the routine. So congrats to him on not being lunch for so long, but we're still after him, just like all the rest. He's like a snack that's gotten stuck in the vending machine. We'll just keep banging on the window, shaking and rattling things until he falls to where we can get him.--Necrofeelinya 16:19, 3 June 2009 (BST)

June 2, 2009 Waller Yard Fire Station [569,26], Club Gammon [569,25] Slatter Bank [570,25], Rivers Court Police Station [571,24], and a petrol station [569,24] are all up and 'caded in Northeast Borehamwood. A junkyard [578,35] in East Borehamwood is also 'caded. Lexus Phoenix has been added to the list of Traitor zombies. Also, congratulations to Pandoras emptiness for slaughtering RJ Fighter! Great work!--Necrofeelinya 01:48, 3 June 2009 (BST)

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