User:Chief Seagull/Cutey Snugglekins

♥♥ Cutey Snugglekins ♥♥ Methinks thine appearance deceives, my fuschia waif, O, that deceit should dwell In such a gorgeous palace! Cutey Snugglekins Player Type PKer Current Bounty 28 Goals Collecting things Likes Kittens, puppies, chocolate, marshmallows, teddy bears, dolls, guns, cricket bats Character Owner Chief Seagull Hi! I'm Cutey Snugglekins, but you can call me cute :) Some nasty people would call me a PKer, but all I do is collect things. There's so many cool and interesting names in Malton and I wanna grab as many as I can - I can't help it if I have to collect em with bullets and stuff.   Cutey's favouritest weapon, the Hello Kitty pistol Diary 17 November: *They indiscriminately shot into a crowd of people at Mitchem Mall in the south east plaza. Several people fell to the ground. One of the group was a long time detached and confused field medic. He was isolated. It's okay that he's never going to wake up again. He was alone. He died alone. Death welcomes everyone. Death unites everyone.* -mikemalone29@hotmail.com 16 November: Oooh, my tummy hasn't been feeling too well these past coupla weeks. I dunno if it was where nasty people kept shooting me or all the stale candy I ate at Halloween but I'm feeling all better now. Hey, diary, can I ask you something? Have you noticed all the funny soldier types around here? Yeah me too. They say girls love a guy in uniform... hmmm, that gives me an idea... 31 October: Hey, you know today is, don't you? Yep, it's Halloween, and what better way to spend Halloween than by finishing off my Halloween collection! And what better way to finish my Halloween collection than death by pumpkin! 26 October: I don't think the people at the Bainton Hotel like me very much. I decided to crash there for the night, and while I was sleeping, some of the guests took turns to shoot me and stab me. That's so rude, messing with a girl while she's sleeping. I think they were upset because I added one of their friends to my Halloween collection... so I added another one! Yay for me! 2 October: Yay! It's October, and you know what October means? It's almost Halloween! A time for people to dress up as spooky things and scare people. Especially in Malton, tho most people dress up as zombies and go knocking on everyone's door. Well I'm gonna see how many spooky things I can find! Here we go! Older stuff has been archived... so there! Collections People who have names wiv cute fluffy (or not so fluffy) little animals in them # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Topcatz Oh Wow! Pyow! 2 rabbit of caerbannog Bunny! Stab! 3 Nurse Fox Fox! Home run! 4 kenshinwolf Wolfy! Potted! 5 Doran Nightingale Tweet! Boom! 6 Squirrely McGee Squiwwel! Pyow! 7 superdog57 Erm... doggy? Pyow! 8 shirley the sheep Baaaa! Pyow! 9 1000 Teddy Bears Cuddles! Pyow! 10 Fish Filet Fishy! Bye! People whose names make me smile # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Allison Wonderland Smiley! Six!!! 2 Ann Archy Smiley! Fore!! 3 Dr Hugh G Rection Fnarr Pyow! 4 Lolcano LOL! Six! 5 cano whupass Happy! Puck off! 6 Hugh Jhasol Rude! Pyow! 7 Miss Elainious Missy! Thwack! 8 Dr I Feelgood Hi! Stabby! 9 Philsoraptor Rawr! En garde! 10 Anne Drogenous Hey... lady? Bang! All the colours of the rainbow... kinda # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Criiss Redfield Hi! Knockout! 2 purple slushie Slushie! Thwack! 3 The Green Mile Green! Axed! 4 BlueNexus Let's go! Smashed! 5 yellow ranger Go Go Ranger! Ace! 6 Nikolei Brown Brownie! Fire! Fire! 7 Violet Hardy Hi! Thwack! 8 White suit Suits you! Pyow! 9 Rose McClain Rosey! Pyow! 10 pinkgothic Yay! Bang! Cutey's super spooky Halloween collection (I see dead people!) # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Sleeping Ghost Eep! Pyow! 2 Epic Zombie King King! Thwack! 3 omgzombi OMG! Bang! 4 Ghost o nine Whooo! Wine! 5 krazyclown Krazy! Thwack! 6 Dr Specter Ghost! Home run! 7 Deathy McDeatherson Deeeaaath! Stabby! 8 human dog monster Monster! Stabby! 9 PhD Frankenstein Franky! Stabby! 10 Doom Zomb Zombie! Pumpkin! You're just a bunch of rankers (I heard my daddy chanting that at a footy match once... I think) # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Love letters and fan mail and stuff Dear Cutey Snugglekins, this the Doctor and I am truly sorry for having graffitied on your page but you must understand that you left me no other option. You see, from the moment you so charmingly shanked me in the stomach and left me to die a grim agonising death- I could not stop thinking about your beautiful fluffy face. Never before have I been so smitten with another survivor, let alone one who had PKed me. Alas, for I am now merely a shadow of my former glory condemned to wander these streets as a mindless vagrant, endlessly searching for brains. This however is nothing compared to the pain of not seeing your face. Adieu, listlessly from Doctor I Hi, Cutey! I saw you don't have pink in your collection yet! That seems like a glaring oversight and I would love to help you remedy this at next opportunity. Currently my home 'burb Yagoton is a terrible shade of red because of that silly BB3's aftermath, and that means I'm spending more time as a zombie than as a human, so I'm not as collectable as I'd like to be, but maybe once that's fixed you could come up to collect it. It's an electric pink (magenta/fuchsia) and not rose pink, though, so I don't know if that's a colour you're looking for. Let me know either way? -pinkgothic Gasp! I love pink! It's my favouritest colour of all! But Yagoton is sooooo far away from where I am right now. It'll take a few days and my poor lil footsies will be aching. Cutey ♥♥ Aww. That's a shame. If you're ever in the area, though, feel free to pop right by! -pinkgothic 22:25, 7 September 2010 (BST) Okey-dokey! Meanwhile look out for my uncle Dr Parrott cos I hear he's in the area. Cutey ♥♥ Dear Cutey, Well after making you not so cute, by virtue of death. I figured that such a darling like you would love to have a KOS status. So I took the liberty of reporting your still valid kills from the last 14 days and posting them to the Rogues Gallery for you. See-->> [1]. No need to thank me, in fact I should really be the one thanking you for such an entertaining wiki page and all the wonderful reading (and information)you provided for me today. After all(as you say)'we should all know a psycho when we see them'. Plus life should be much more interesting for you with a higher bounty, it peaks the interest of other BHers. Lots of love and I hope to run into you again.................... real soon. --Raven Corvus 20:03, 2 November 2010 (UTC) P.S. Love the Hello Kitty guns... just hope I am never on the receiving end of them. Templates MMX Malton Murder Award Nominee The contributions of this user or group to the PKing industry earned them a nomination at the Malton Murder Awards MMX. Honor Among Thieves Despite being a bit thick, Cutey supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy. Kitties! This user supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability. Pink Lover Cutey loves Pink! Do you luv me? I'm feeling all vain and luvved up because my uncle made me this lil box. ❤❤ Cutey!! ❤❤ This user wants a pair of Hello Kitty pistols, just like Cutey Snugglekins. If you wanna show how luvved up you're feeling too, then just paste {{Cutey|(your name)}} on your page! Yay!