User:Chief Seagull/Cutey Snugglekins/archive
10 February: It's time for Cutey to start a new collection. Well, actually I started last week but I was too lazy to write it in my diary. Or was I dead? Yes, that's right, I was dead. Anyways, seeing as I love my Hello Kitty pistols so much I decided to start collecting weapons!
26 January: Okay, this time I've finished my collection for sure! Yay!
24 January: I'm feeling all sad and grumpy today cos I made a boo-boo. There I was, just happily skipping through Cuddlyton when I met an old man called Dr Snow. "Oooh great," I thought, "He's on my Charlie list - I can finally complete my DHPD collection!" I was SO happy! ☺☺☺ It was only after I finished adding him to my collection that I stopped to check to see if he was really dead or just sleeping and I noticed he's wearing a badge - he's just a boring Alpha. Awwww... all those bullets wasted. That's what happens when Cutey doesn't cross off her list proper. Guess I'll have to go back to the mall and get some more. I think I'll head south and see if I have better luck there.
14 January: Wooooooo! It's Friday the 14th! Woooooo! Unfortunately Santa didn't bring me any of the cool Hello Kitty stuff I asked for, although I did find a Justin Beiber calendar in a mall. I've had fun using it for target practice! I've also been having fun with my new Cobra friends. We've been playing a little game with the DHPD - they got five squads, so we're collecting one from each squad. I'm not having much luck at the moment cos they keep shooting at me and making me an uncute zombie. They keep saying something about cobras having terror wrists, but that's just daft - everyone knows cobras don't have wrists, just great big pointy teeth. Or am I missing something here?
19 December: Yay! I finished my army collection, and just in time for Christmas too! I wonder if Santa got my letter. I really really hope so.
5 December: Wow! It sure has been a busy year! So busy I nearly forgot to write to Santa - after all I've been such a good little girl. Trouble is there ain't no pens left in Malton. All the pen shops are trashed and the only biro I found had been stepped on and had no ink, so I had to use a twig and some blood kindly donated by one of my collectibles...
I've been such a good little girl. I've had some great collections and made some great friends, so I really deserve some great prezzies. So for Xmas I would like a Hello Kitty shotgun, a Hello Kitty assault rifle, a pair of Hello Kitty Nikes, a Hello Kitty AK47, some Hello Kitty darts, a Hello Kitty taser, a Hello Kitty kilt, a Hello Kitty Sig Sauer, a box of Hello Kitty bombs, and a Hello Kitty tank. Oh, and another Hello Kitty shotgun. Actually, make that four Hello Kitty shotguns.
Lots of luv and hugs and kisses
Cutey Snugglekins ♥♥
Right, now how can I post this? Maybe I can give it to one of those nice soldiers at the city border.
17 November: *They indiscriminately shot into a crowd of people at Mitchem Mall in the south east plaza. Several people fell to the ground. One of the group was a long time detached and confused field medic. He was isolated. It's okay that he's never going to wake up again. He was alone. He died alone. Death welcomes everyone. Death unites everyone.* -mikemalone29@hotmail.com
- Gasp! You writed in my diary! Cutey ♥♥
- Mmh! I felt especially wronged and I had to mumble my last words some where! Now I have to break in to a powered NT building and hope that someone is quicker with a syringe than a gun D: But <3 I went through a genocidal phase:) I understand. Wrong place wrong time.
- It's okay - I always like hearing from my collectibles! Cutey ♥♥
16 November: Oooh, my tummy hasn't been feeling too well these past coupla weeks. I dunno if it was where nasty people kept shooting me or all the stale candy I ate at Halloween but I'm feeling all better now. Hey, diary, can I ask you something? Have you noticed all the funny soldier types around here? Yeah me too. They say girls love a guy in uniform... hmmm, that gives me an idea...
31 October: Hey, you know today is, don't you? Yep, it's Halloween, and what better way to spend Halloween than by finishing off my Halloween collection! And what better way to finish my Halloween collection than death by pumpkin!
26 October: I don't think the people at the Bainton Hotel like me very much. I decided to crash there for the night, and while I was sleeping, some of the guests took turns to shoot me and stab me. That's so rude, messing with a girl while she's sleeping. I think they were upset because I added one of their friends to my Halloween collection... so I added another one! Yay for me!
2 October: Yay! It's October, and you know what October means? It's almost Halloween! A time for people to dress up as spooky things and scare people. Especially in Malton, tho most people dress up as zombies and go knocking on everyone's door. Well I'm gonna see how many spooky things I can find! Here we go!
23 September: Oooh, me poor little head hurts. It started off nice with some fella complimenting me on my pistols, then while I was walking around looking for something to complete my collection, I spotted a bottle of a drink called Pearbalaya. "Oh goody, a nice fruit juice for Cutey!" But when I drank it my head started spinning and I saw some really crazy stuff! and now my stomach hurts. I wonder if that's how my daddy feels when he's pis.... drunk.?
12 September: I think I have a new admirer. One of my colourful collectibles is telling the whole world he wants to **ahem** me! I don't think my daddy would like that. Blue's right about one thing though - I do have no balls. I've looked in every sports shop in Malton but I can't find any. Just lots of yummy weapons :)
9 September: Yesterday was a crap day. After Amber Waves of Pain said "Hai!" I thought it'd be great but then I got done in by a bounty hunter (boo!), then I saw that some nasty person had written "Kill PKer Cutey Snugglekins on sight" on Marven Mall. I guess I shoulda expected it - after all, it is Friday the 13th... I think. I dunno, it's hard to keep up. My Hello Kitty wristwatch stopped working ages ago, and no matter how hard I search I cant find the Justin Bieber 2010 calendar in any of the malls. I love looking at pictures of Justin Bieber and thinking of all the delicious ways I could add him to my collection - a shotgun in the stomach, a flare gun in the face, a fire axe in the back........ SIGH!
30 August: I always like to try something new - variety is the Spice Girl of life, as my daddy used to say. Well, the other day I read that if you smack someone over the head with a fuel can, you can set them on fire with a flare gun. That looked like so much fun so I spent ages collecting all the stuff I needed, then I found a target. Guess what? I did it!! I'm so happy! It was even more fun than death by beer.
Oh, and I'm still workin on my epic poem. 24 August: Yeah, in your dreams pal...
21 August: It was a luvverly sunny day today so I went to the park to read a poetry book I found in the mall. One poem said:
- "Let me be no nearer
- In death's dream kingdom
- Let me also wear
- Such deliberate disguises
- Rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves
- In a field
- Behaving as the wind behaves
- No nearer --
Um..... I dont get it. Is all poetry like this? Maybe I should try writing my own... with kittens in it.
13 August: You know, I've been thinking. I do a lot of thinking. And today I'm thinking "Malton's so grey and dreary, isn't it?" I need to find some colour to brighten the place up a bit...
9 August: Zoinks! It's a g-g-g-g-GHOST!
6 August: I finished my second collection today. AT LAST!!!
2 August: Yay! I got my first fan mail! And from one of my collectibles too! Wouldn't it be cool if I got MORE fan mail? I started my own lil section down the bottom of this page so other peeps can leave a massage. Why wouldn't they. After all, they're only human (some barely) and I am the cutest thing in Malton (even if I do say so myself)!
11 July: So I was like chilling in Pegton when some gal comes by and comes at me with all this poetry and stuff. Not quite sure wot it means but it sure sounds like she's sayin I'm cute so I'm adding it to this page. Then I got killed. Bugger.
2 July: Ooooh! One of my collectibles reported me and now I is on the Rogues Gallery. Ummm... hooray?
21 June: Eww! Eww! Eww! That was just gross! I need a shower :(
12 June 2010: Oh noes!
6 June: be nice? I'm always nice!
4 June: my friend Mr Ives said hello again. "Small world isn't it?" as my daddy used to say when he wasn't pis... I mean drunk. Oooh, I mustn't use potty-words, that's SO uncute!
3 June: After spendin wot seemd like ages getting my ammo full again and strainin my poor widdle bwain, I finally decided wot my next collections gonna be... see, Malton's such a gloomy place, all concrete and zombahs and peeple all "Oh why are peeple all shootin each other and stuff?" so I'm gonna find things that make me smile ☺ Cutey luvs u all! Tee hee ♥♥♥
23 May 2010: Yay! I completed my first collection today! I'm so smart.... I just gotta use my mega brain skills to figure out what I wanna collect next...
28 April 2010: It looks like a made a friend... or is he just comin on to me?
24 April 2010: Oh noes! I gots PKed by one of Topcatz's friends! One of the nice people in the club where I was hangin out revived me tho, so I'm still cute!
19 April 2010: After weeks and weeks of gettin my wicked gun skillz together, I started my first collection today!
