User talk:Sarge Barnes
WELCOME
As of As of 04/22/09, this page will be updated when possible with information regarding anything dealing with my character. Feel free to add your comments where it applies.
SARGE BARNES
REVIVES & HEALING
It is on my wishes that Sarge remain human whenever possible. I welcome all healing and revives where necessary, and many thanks for lending a helping hand!
KOS Statement
All those violating game rules or committing deplorable acts shall be punished for their stupidity. Being an idiot shall result in your profile being added to my Kill On Sight list.
It doesn't matter how long ago the offense was...I will find you eventually.
QUOTES
Because existing in a humorless plane is boring
falloutkid said "why would u want light in a non resource building?"
You say "Because the Skinz like to do it with the lights on."
You say "::spins twister wheel:: Booty to blue!" to the fifty people nearest to you.
You say "Don't ever try to bring that POS Pinto back here again!"
(outside of Pring Auto Repair after dumping a body outside and taking a pistol shot at a feral)
NEWSPAPER WAR
Started because killing PKers for revenge gets a bit old after you have played the gamee for awhile... not to mention that it is much more satisfying to constantly taunt with ridiculous things instead
You say "Hey Okwari! What's the square root of 9?
You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper x3
You say "Oh, Lord, bless this thy newspaper that with it thou mayest slap thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs...and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals..."
You slap Okwari Sico with a newspaper.
RIDICULOUS
I enjoy chaotic hilarity, and the following users have made me chuckle
GrizzledAncient punched you for 1 damage. then said "Lol oops, I thought I was on my zed char. Lemme get you some heals."
THE BOX
...is open for comments.
I wholeheartedly approve of your twister quote. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 16:53, 17 May 2010 (BST)
