The Laughing Dead
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Har Har Har! |
Meet the Gang! | |||||||||||||||||||||
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We are all just so happy to see you! | |||||||||||||||||||||
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How we all metOutside of a needle house, some of the zombies in a mob started standing towards the back. They did not fit in with the big, serious zombies so much because, well, they seemed kind of dull - bang bang bang sway - that's all they ever did. Also, some of them were mean to the young ones. A couple of the zombies at the back started to tell jokes to the little ones and help them with the food, who kept hiding their tasty bodies inside the buildings. That was very selfish of the food. Food is meant to be played with. Food should be fun. Now, the little ones are growing big and strong. They can play Hide and Seek with the food too! Everyone enjoys the games! Even the food - you can tell because they dance around and make all kinds of noises before they fall down. It makes us laugh.
The FoodThank you food of Shore Hills, for being warm and squirty and filling our stomachs with your salty goodness! Alas the time has come, we have left Shore Hills, but only because we having found new friends! The UndeadFER are our new playmates. They like playing with food too, so we have all gone to Pashenton where we got to eat some Panda! Some people say we are naughty. Some people (might) say we are Gods. We say we are Zombies. Put all together, and what have you got? That's right! The Naughty Zombie Gods!!!!!
How We PlayWe like to have fun, eat, and laugh. Sometimes though, some food will stick us with a needle and then that strange thing happens where your chest goes up and down and your heart feels funny and thumps a lot. We can only think that the food wants to play games with us! So we play games with the food, even though we get very hungry and lonely for our friends. We play Tag, and Tennis, and Hide and Seek, and Hey, I Got a New Shiny Toy That Makes a LOT of Noise!
But!We never, ever, play with the food so hard that it dies. We never kill when we are revived. That's not fair. We may play rough with some things, like generators and barricades - light hurts our eyes and we want our friends to come inside and play. But if we are alive - we won't kill you. We will just let our hungry friends do it.
So...If you see us around, just remember. We just want to be your friends and have you for dinner!
With love,The Laughing Dead
The Laughing Dead,an Equal Opportunities Employee. Death is no barrier! (But Barricades are...)
Point and Laugh at the Food (And then eat it). |
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