Malton Celebrities
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Abbreviation:
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MalCel
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Group Numbers:
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Lots. (But not too many. Otherwise, they wouldn't be famous.)
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Leadership:
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Nobody. Who can rule the world of fame?
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Goals:
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To be famous! Also, to meet other famous people.
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Recruitment Policy:
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Be a famous person! Or, post famous people's profiles here.
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Contact:
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If you have to ask, you don't deserve to find out, darling.
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The fair city of Malton boasts a population of nearly three-quarters of a million inhabitants, both living and undead. Among the hundreds of thousands of common folk, there walk (and shamble) many individuals whose names have become famous, or infamous, in the outside world. Breathing or animated, friendly survivor or cold-blooded PKer, all attract awe, respect, derision and, needless to say, hordes of paparazzi: these are the Malton Celebrities.
A comprehensive list
Well, okay, it'll never really be comprehensive. But we can do our best! Air-kisses all around!
You are welcome to enroll your own famous self, or other famous people, in the Malton Celebrities! However, the following rules apply:
Rules of Celebrity
1. The Malton Celebrities do not discriminate on the basis of race, gender, sexual orientation, profession or dates of existence. All famous people, currently living or long dead, zombie or human are eligible for membership.
- However, only historical individuals are allowed membership. No fictional members, however famous. Sorry, Mrs. Claus.
2. Both living and unliving celebrities have a place in the Malton Celebrities, and their character name may reflect their existential status. (You're in, Zombie Karl Marx.)
3. Some leeway with spelling and orthography is allowed in a celebrity's name. However, celebrities with misspelled names are only allowed membership if their profile reflects their fame.
- Thus, JaneMansfield and Pabl0Esc0bar are members; Paul Rever isn't.
- This may mean that some celebrities exist on the list in more than one incarnation. Woo, trippy!
4. Anybody may add one or more celebrities, representing their own character or another player's, to this list. However, you must add a link to that celebrity's profile. No second-hand reports!
5. The Malton Celebrities take no position on PKing, ZKing, GKing, RKing or any other kind of 'King. (OK?) Until the day-- and that day may never come-- when we rise up together in a glittering, star-studded mob to throw off the shackles of obscurity, the group will undertake no alliances or rivalries with any other group. We're too busy being famous.
The great wall of famousness
Political, military and religious figures
Benazir Bhutto
Tony Blair
Douglas MacArthur
The Lord Christ
SpiroAgnew
Wilfred Laurier
Sweet Zombie Jesus
The Prophet Mohammed
Moshe Dayan
Dead De Gaulle
Nixon the Zombie
President James Polk
President John Tyler
Zombie Mao Zedong
Pres Ronald Reagan
HowardDean
Geo A Custer
Mikhail Gorbachev
Dead Lincoln
Rep. Jane Harman
Pope Benedict 16
Colin Powell
Luigi Galleani
Epaminondas
VP Al Gore
Dick Cheney
Mother Teresea
Screaming Lord Sutch
Julius Caesar
HiIlary Clinton
Al Gore Mortis
Barack Hussein Obama
Old Testament Jesus
HITLER
Actors, musicians and entertainers
Linda Carter
Pete Frampton
Emmylou Harris
Meryl Streep
Mekhi Phifer
Bernadette Peters
Rosie Odonnell
Jamie Lee Curtis
Carrie Anne Moss
Bruce Springsteen
Gorge Romero
Heather Locklear
Steve Reich
The Beatles
Jerome J Garcia - aka Jerry Garcia
Richard Whiteley
Kurt Donald Cobain
Heather Graham
Uma Thurman
Zombie Alton Brown
Julia Roberts
HarryHill
JaneMansfield
Mr Steve Guttenberg
Kirk Douglas
Noah Wylie
Cody Canada
Dave Chappelle
MillaJovovitch
MiIIaJovovich
Andrew Ridgeley
Estelle Getty
Katharine Hepburn
Carole Lombard
Barbra Streisand
Zombie Jerry Garcia
Wolfgang Puck
JessicaAlba
HankWilliams
Hank Williams Jr.
Kyla Cole
Bret 'Hitman' Hart
Superfly Snooka
Cyndi Lauper
Arnold Schwarzeneger
Vanilla Ice
Bette Midler
Old Dirty Bastard
Sigourney Weaver
Zombie Mr. T
Thelonious Monk
Sean Moore
Screaming Lord Sutch
Marlene Dietrich
Kathleen Hanna
Drew Burymore
Gary Burghoff
Bill Murray
Zombie Jimi Hendrix
Intellectuals, scientists, writers, artists and businesspeople
Admiral Hyman Rickover
Leonid Trotsky
Thomas Kincade
Sarah Vowell
Florance Nightingale
Zombie Ayn Rand
Donald Hall
Howard Lovecraft
Zombie Karl Marx
Jane Austen
Nikolai Tesla
Carl Jung
Samuel Clemens
F Nietzsche
Paul Allen
Dunsscotus
Dr. Jack Kevorkian
Sir Isaac Newton
Don Capone
Criminals, killers and ne'er-do-wells
Don Capone
Blair Wells
Pabl0Esc0bar
Carl Panzram
Mark Brandon Read
Lee Harvey Oswald
Thug Behram
Royalty, socialites and uncharacterizables
Zombie Princess Di
Nicky Hilton
LaToya Jackson
Zombie Jesus Christ
FlyingSpaghettiMnstr