Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile
| Cult of the Crocodile | |
| Abbreviation: | CSC |
| Group Numbers: | 30 and growing... |
| Leadership: | The Stuffed Crocodile |
| Goals: | To spread the word of our Lord Crocodile. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Believe in his toothy visage and put "Cult of the Crocodile" in your Group Name |
| Contact: | Any Member |
Mission Statement
To search museums for more stuffed crocodiles and spread the word throughout Malton.
Join us in worship of the Toothy Lord! All one need do is write "Cult of the Crocodile" in their profile and take the Holy Pilgrimage as shown below. While at the Site of our Reptilian Lord, put on those most Holy clothes and return to Skarin to be welcomed by your brothers!
Latest News
(Most recent events at top, consistent format appreciated)
June 29th: Croc Rock continues it's pirate broadcasts from a little-known location. The Crocodile's good news is being spread despite the zerging attacks of the DGB. Skarin remains standing for now, though there is a nervous tension in the air, as though all know that fortunes will soon turn, but no-one mutters even a whisper of such things. All are focused on the glory of the one true Lord of Lords, the Host of Hosts, the Alpha and the Omega, the Holy Crocodile! Sing his praises for he is worthy of them. We are but dust and earth beneath his scaly belly. Praise the Crocodile!
June 9th: For a couple of glorious days, Skarin was restored. An Avatar of the Toothy Lord sat proudly, surrounded by the traditional 12 european paintings. Morale was high, and we praised Him, for he is Toothy and Green. But alas, the amries of the dread Alligator returned in greater numbers than ever, tore down the walls, destroyed the Avatar and His paintings, and drove us once more into the cold and darkness of undeath. But from somewhere in Malton, unknown to the Gummers, a new hope - radio 26.69 (the Crocodile Rocks!) is broadcasting again! Tune in for sermons of hope and courage.
May 7th: The threshing continues, and few cultists remain. The outpost has fallen too, in fact much of Northeast Malton is ruined. But with the Crocodile's blessings, the Cult will never die, the worst that can happen is a prolonged period of Braarzarng za Grargargarah.
April 12th: The attacks continue, but morale is high. Like threshers, the Gummer Bottles are ridding the Cult of the chaff, so that only the strong of faith remain.
March 22nd: The Cult of the Crocodile, with the aid of many unaffiliated survivors hold Skarin PD once more. The powers of the Crocodile must have brought these strangers here, so that they can hear the Good News about the Scaled Protector. Break-ins continue, as the zergling army from Gummer Bank continues its assault, but having faced such armies before, the Cultists have no fear.
March 15th: A cold wind howls through ruins of Skarin as the invaders from Gummer Bank shamble lifelessly around... when will the Cult return to drive them out? No-one knows...
February 24th: Skarin has fallen but even amidst the rubble we tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!!! We are free to worship the most high, the Holy Crocodile in life and in animated death. They can not hinder our worship let alone stop it. "Braarz za Grargargarah!!!" for he is truly worthy of it. We are but dust and earth beneath his scaly belly.
February 4th: Tense times begin as the Defenders of Gummer Bank prepare to strike our holy temple. However, they will fail to subdue our worship of the one true god just like the many "disparate interest groups" that tried before them. Truly we are the chosen few. Stay true to the Crocodile for he is true to you!
January 31st: TheMightyLobster, a representative of the "Defenders of the Gummer Bank" entered the Holy Temple and declared war on Skarin Row PD should the mindless killing of his people not end within 3 days. Could this test of our conviction lead to our downfall? The Crocodile does not stop his death-roll until the prey is dead. We must be true to his example.
January 30th: With half (or thereabouts) of the Cult fighting Alligators in Houldenbank, things are quiet around the temple. Let those who remain make enough noise about the Toothy One, that it's just as loud without them!
January 17th: A holy war has begun between the Cult of the Crocodile and the followers of the benevolent Alligator thanks to a Field Alt accidentally shooting an Alligator lover 10 times (with the final shot being to the head). There is no turning back. The enemy must be crushed with stedfast conviction or there will never be peace.
December 2nd: It seems like months since the last time the Temple stood... Dunningwood, and indeed most of the city, is in ruins. At times like these it can be hard to keep the faith, but still, in the ruins of Zgararn BG, we Braarz za Grargargarah!
October 15th: The holy temple is up and running again. The stuffed CROC has been placed back on his throne. An Old Blind Man has found his way back. If you need revives stand out in front of the buildings and I will revive you as fast as I can.~Wounded Coyote~
October 09th: Again, the evil minions of the Alligator have profanated our most holy Temple, after a 3 days siege. We salute the children and the guests of the Croc that fell with honor to defend His sacred ground. While once more we lay down to sleep the dreamless sleep, we keep the faith in His Almighty Scales, that may hold us in a warm embrace while we once more Braarz za Grargargarah!!!
September 10th: The members of the cult have decided to dedicate the 13th of September to the all holy crocodile. To participate stock up on flares and shoot them wildly into the air outside the Skarin Row PD.
August 29th: The Temple is recovered once more, but an angry field zergling has plagued us with stuffed tiger heads and similar non-Crocolicious animal decorations. There is a subtle undercurrent of wailing and gnashing of teeth, but no real plans on what to do about it.
August 11th: The minions of the Alligator have struck the Temple by surprise in the dead of night, and all the worshippers are slain. Once more we Braarz za Grargargarah!
July 28th: For so long now, things have been peaceful in the Temple of the Toothy Lord. Apart from the irritating Alligator graffiti that continues to plague us, there is nothing to annoy the Cult. But there may be clouds on the horizon, fleeing survivors have told us rumours of a new zombie horde in the west. With the Scales of the Crocodile to protect us, we shall fear no evil.
June 26th: The dead have overtaken Skarin Row once again, and to make things more annoying someone is spraying alligator tags everywhere. As of now there are no suspects. Our brothers will remain strong and secure the temple in the name of His Scaly Greatness!
- It's been reclaimed again... seriously, it's all getting too confusing, am I dead or alive??? --Cman yall 23:33, 27 June 2008 (BST)
June 23th: The Lynch is back at Skarin Row. Is there no justice?
June 13th: Black friday. After holding out for just short of two weeks, the temple finally fell to the horde. No doubt the Alligator chuckles evilly in his lair at the bottom of the Styx.
- They can tear and bloody our sacred zookeeper uniforms, but they cannot make us take them off! Braarz za Grargargarah!!--Cman yall 23:55, 13 June 2008 (BST)
- They'll be lucky if I keep mine on.--Lynch47 22:50, 25 June 2008 (BST)
June 11th: The Qızılbaş, while few in number, revere the Crocodile as a living divine and his expired avatars are equally sacred. You should mark us as friendly...
- Welcome Qızılbaş. Your friendly status is welcomed by the Cult of the Crocodile. Your counsel of "Tanāsukh" (migration of soul) is both wise and good. Derka Derka Crocodile!
June 8th After weeks of inter-group squabbling the Cult of the Crocodile and the Malton Underground have agreed to share a common radio frequency. Croc Rock® and 26.69 STFMU® can be tuned into at, well, if it wasn't obvious, 26.69 FM. Further to the sharing of the radio frequency, the Cult of the Crocodile and the Malton Underground have formed a general alliance. Key to the formation of this alliance were the diplomatic radio broadcasts of the 7,159*-time PKer, Bizkit"I can't believe I was diplomatic for the first time ever"66, and the ever-inspirational TMX Elmo. Surely there is nothing that can stop the spread of the Crocodile's gospel now! *Actual PK tally may differ from that indicated.
June 1st Zombie activity is on the rise again after a quiet month. The cultists of the Toothy One pray to Him for more ammo as they frantically search the Holy PD.
May 29th The [known] Lynch alts have retired from the world of Malton. Their lifeless bodies can be found in Cranston Park. In an exclusive interview The Lynch revealed that he was was bitter towards the Bizkit alts for ignoring a publicly declared ceasefire and for their continued PKing. The Bizkit alts claim that the ceasefire was not observed by either side. Where is The Lynch now? He is an ordinary character, leading an ordinary life, perhaps amongst us as yet another [secret] alt.
April 29th After almost a month of being dead, many Cultists have been returned to life. The undead tide has receded... for now. The Cultists remain vigilant, knowing that the minions of the Alligator may still be in the area.
April 2nd The more things change, the more things stay the same. Once more the Holy PD is ruined, and all good Cultists braarz za Grargargarah.
March 2nd We are blessed by our Toothy Lord, for once more Skarin PD is barricaded and lit. The Cultists rejoice, and stock up on ammo, and once more cries of "Praise the Crocodile!" ring in our ears.
Febuary 19th The area is devastated, with ruined buildings as far as the eye can see. Reduced to undeath, the Cultists have no choice but to Braarz za Grargargarah in the shattered remnants of His Temple of Taxidermy.
Febuary 12th Once again the pendulum has swung in favour of the living followers of the Crocodile, and the temple at Skarin stands barricaded. Inside are two avatars of the Toothy Lord, which is bound to cause an argument sooner or later. Many of the nearby buildings is still in ruins, though, so it is to be hoped that the arguments can take a back seat to the project of restoring safety to the area.
Febuary 4th Bra!nz! Hehe. I just love the sight of Skarin with that darkish grey, does so much for the visual pleasure of it. You should seriously consider keeping it permanent. Love eating ya'll as always. --Hitokiri 04:37, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Though the followers of the Alligator can eat our brains, they can't eat our spirits, and in death we Brarz za Grargargarah! --Cman yall 05:12, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Febuary 2nd The temple stands, for now, with an avatar of Our Toothy Lord therein. A few of the scattered Cultists have returned to worship, but the zombie minions of the Alligator continue to break in periodically. In faith, and in courage, the Cult stands defiant - Praise the Crocodile!
January 22nd I would like to congratulate all of you on your short lived re-taking of Skarin. I look forward to eating your BRAINZ in there soon enough. --Hitokiri 01:59, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
January 19th, 2008 DALI, the DvEM and local ferals would like to say "graz!ah" for the tasty buffet at Skarin Row Police Department and the two nearby hospitals. We find Croc Cultists to be wonderfully flavoursome. And we're now keeping score to see who can destroy the most crocs in the area. Please place more of them. --RichardUptonPickman 13:25, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
- Brarz za Grargargarah! We remain loyal in life and death. Do not think your strike will vex us!
January 15th, 2008 Things are not looking so hot for your HQ, 17 zeds inside, everyone infected and 3 already dead. And then there's the 19 more outside.
- I agree. The undead have gathered, and the fate of the temple looks grim. It seems many of us will be praising the Crocodile from beyond this life. Let's do our best to win! Acidical 03:35, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
- It is grim, alright, we may have little choice but to brarz za Grargargarah in zombie form. Let us hope that the invading zeds are not Alligator worshippers, if they are, they'll probably destroy the Stuffed Avatar of our Toothy Lord --Cman yall 17:21, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
January 14th, 2008 The Temple of the Toothy Lord is under attack by a small horde of zombies, who obviously do not realise the power of the Crocodile. If they knew what they faced, they would flee in terror. It is up to the Scaled One's cultists to teach them the error of their ways.
January 11th, 2008 The deranged emo Reathxia has returned, and many of the Scaly One's followers are away defending the outpost of His temple. In such times it is hard to recruit more cultists for the glory of our Toothy Lord, and more talented preachers are required.
January 8, 2008 While the sister temple fell under attack and many rushed to its aid, Reathxia has not been seen for several days, bringing a peace long sought to His Holy Temple.
December 25th 2007 A merry Crocmas was had by all on this snowy day.
October 31st 2007 Constant non-believer and self-proclaimed 'enemy' of the Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile Reathxia continues to torment our Holy Temple and followers of His Tooth Visage. Let us all pray that The Great Crocodile shall mend her ways.
October 29th 2007 The Holy PD is restored once more, as the zergling tide recedes, and now His temple is bothered only by honest zombies. As the dust settled, we His children looked around and saw the new shape of the decorations, and they are 10 european paintings, 3 stuffed monkeys, and ony Holy Avatar. Arguments about the significance of the monkeys are expected to begin shortly.
October 12th 2007 In what has become something of an official cult theme, the cult is now withstanding yet another attack on the holy temple. A horde of a dozen zombies, blatantly zerging, have cut down cultists like monkeys. The Crocodile has not abandoned us as recent spray-painted propoganda would lead us to believe. He tries us in mysterious ways that we may prove ourselves righteous and worthy. Prove yourself righteous and worthy.
September 30th 2007 The attacks by the Flowers of Disease continue, and many cultists lie dead outside the Scaled one's temple, but even in death we Brarz za Grargargarah! The minions of the alligator cannot defeat us, the cult will stand strong.
September 15th 2007 After much adversity the Cult finally has good news to relish. LYNCH47 has established a satellite temple on the eastern border of Dunningwood. A single crocodile avatar representing the one true lord of lords has been erected along with 12 monkeys. Two theories currently exist for the placement of the monkeys; First, that they are the attendants of the crododile and that they came with him from an African waterhole. Second, that they represent his loyal followers who are monkeys by comparison to his scaly magnificance. Either way, the Cult is spreading the good news of the Crocodile, building faith and shining a brilliant beacon of hope in our dark city. It is estimated that all three police departments in Dunningwood will soon be temples of our scaly lord!
September 12th 2007 LYNCH47 has entered the holy temple and declared the Alligator false and tricksy. He will enter the holy temple seven times to make this declaration and praise the one true host of hosts, the scaly Crocodile. After the seventh declaration LYCNH47 will be redeemed and will spend the remainder of his days worshipping the holy Crocodile at Lord Boulevard's police department on eastern border of Dunningwood. LYCNH47's only fear is that he has so few days left in his life to worship the exalted Crocodile.
September 8th 2007 With much sacrifice, the alligator avatars defiling Skarin were destroyed, and the barricades rebuilt. Most of the cult are alive once more. But in their moment of triumph, the Alligator has struck back, as its followers infiltrated and defiled Skarin PD once more. Great is the dismay among the Cultists, some feel that the Crocodile is testing their faith, others fear that the evil Alligator is ascendant.
September 3rd 2007 In these twisted times it is hardly surprising that the Cult of the Crocodile must now perform the work of the Alligator (killing innocents in Skarin Row PD) to return the Holy Temple to the Crocodile. It is a sad day that sees the Crocodile unable to defend his own temple in the first place. Surely the Crocodile will guide the cultists through these times of trial... Or will they turn to the Alligator and the dark side?
September 2nd 2007 The servants of the alligator have defiled His Temple of Taxidermy with stuffed alligator avatars. This cannot be tolerated by the Cult, but the avatars have some evil power preventing the living from destroying them. The cultists only choice has been mass suicide, and in death they are tearing down the walls of Skarin to destroy these abominations.
September 2nd 2007 As the horde moves on, Skarin PD has been cleared of lingering Zombies, repaired, and barricaded. Praise the Crocodile, His temple is in survivor hands again.
August 31st 2007 Perhaps as many as 70 zombies, made up of a mix of Lynch47's zergling-suspect alligator worshippers, random opportunists, and members of the zombie horde LUE, have destroyed Skarin PD. Leaving the loyal followers of our Toothy Lord scattered, or lying dead on the road outside, these zombies also defiled Our Scaled Master's sanctum with stuffed alligators. Mrrrggggh, one of the dead, was so incensed by this sacrilege that he was witnessed shouting "Arrargagarh? NAAAAA!!!" and destroying the abominable alligator avatars. Fortunately zombies can still follow our toothy lord, and throughout the north west corner of Dunningwood, the rallying cry of "brarz za Grargargarah!" can still be heard. Though many are unhappily dead, surely the Crocodile will help us through these dark times.
August 30th 2007 A new chapter of our cult has opened in Dartside. any member with a spare stuffed crocodile should head to Blakesley Grove Police Dept and place it there.
August 29th 2007 The "Flowers of Disease" claim to control the area where our lord was birthed; for they are indeed servants of the Alligator, and the Alligator's "cabin boy"...The "Hypnotoad. However unknown to them it has never been under our control, the zoo is under constant rampage from zombies and there will always be the struggle for his holy light and always has been, since he left the zoo. However the FOD's control of the reptile house begs another question. Just how desperate are these flowers? Do they seriously expect this to demoralize us? Or do they even know that all them controlling the reptile house is going to do is make it a little harder for initiates to join our cult? In the end it doesn't matter. But hey! At least we know our cult is so cool that we have to have other cults try and take us out!
August 22th 2007 Dispite cowardly attacks from "the flowers of disease" we march steadily on in our servitude for the crocodile. They attack, kill one or two of us, and run off, they have no idea how much larger we are than them, they will meet the crocodile's justice for worshiping their false idol, it has come to be known that they are indeed in alliance with the alligator, for they worship the "Hypnotoad" wich in reality is some retarted GIF image. They do not know we control all of Dunningwood and have unlimited revivication needles at our disposal. Crocodile bless us in the coming conflict, aid us in finding ammo, and if we die, pray for a quick rez.
August 20th 2007 A radio message was received in Skarin PD by an unknown soldier of the crocodile.
"Im sorry, I don't know if anyone will get this. I have found one of the murderers who has troubled the Holy PD, however I am too low on ammo and exhausted, as I just got revived. He is in Heighmore Library, south of the altar of our Toothy Lord. I think that is their hideout as i saw Rob the other day and killed him there."
Incensed with wrath that anyone would dare to invade our Scaled Master's temple, followers of the Taxidermied Terror shall no doubt deal with the evil-doers. But their origin troubles us all... could they be minions of the Alligator? Or are they merely misguided lunatics?
August 14th 2007 The battle for the Jerusalem of Malton, Skarin PD, has ended suddenly and peacefully. Skarin PD has been restored and the zombie wave that maliciously slaughtered people for the last week has subsided. Praise be to the Crocodile for lending his will to the restoration of his holy temple!
August 12th 2007 With the blessings of the Scaly One, a new source of necrotech syringes has been found, 5 blocks to the south-east of Skarin PD. The light in its windows welcome all followers of our Toothy Lord, but it as yet lacks an avatar of the Crocodile.
August 10th 2007 Lynch47 attempted to lure Mrrrggggh to, what Mrrrggggh believes, is the dark side. Mrrrggggh refused to join the heretic Lynch47 in his absurd crusade to rid Skarin PD of the extra Crocodiles. Mrrrggggh is quoted as saying "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to your mum". In Lynch47's opinion Mrrrggggh is gay. The Canner Building remains in the control of 8 zombies who may or may not be related to the group attacking Skarin PD. Three members of the cult have fallen. The surviving cultists pray for their speedy rebirth.
August 9th 2007 An organised group of zombies has begun a siege on the holy temple of the Crocodile God. Lynch47 remains defiant of the cult & he has vowed to remove what he, apparently, believes are false crocodile idols placed on the holy mantle to test the wisdom of the cult. The Canner Building has fallen again with, at last report, 8 zombies standing inside. These are dark times with so many tests threatening our beliefs yet the Crocodile God is with us and we can not fail!
August 8th 2007 A small group of our Scaled Lord's warriors attacked the zombies in the Canner Building, a Necrotch facility near Skarin PD, and recaptured it for the survivor cause. It still lacks an avatar of His Scaly Majesty, and a generator, but these things will come in time. Soon many revivification syringes will be available to restore out fallen brothers to the ranks of the living.
August 7th 2007 Lynch47, an up til now fine upstanding member of the Cult, has apparently suffered a mental breakdown of some kind, and no longer wishes to be a part of our group. He claims to still follow the teachings of our Scaled Protector, but many suspect that he has come under the influence of the Alligator. If you see Lynch47, be extremely cautious.
July 26th 2007 Undead resistance continues with sporadic break-ins, but the horde that demolished Skarin PD and destroyed His avatar has moved on. For now, the Cult is safe, but our Toothy Lord warns us against hubris, and reminds us to be vigilant.
July 22nd 2007 A stuffed alligator has been added to the tableau at Skarin PD, causing much debate about the significance of the collected taxidermy. See the "controversy" section for details.
July 21st 2007 Since the tragic afore mentioned event, the Skarin Row PD has since been retaken by the Cult of the Crocodile. There are now two stuffed crocodile installments, one as the true Scaley Lord, the other, His mistress. Zed resistance still continues outside. --taunibear 21:11, 22 July 2007 (BST)
July 15th 2007 A horde of zombies, ignorant of our Toothy Lord's glory, have laid waste to Skarin PD, and destroyed His stuffed avatar. Great was the lamentation among the followers of our Scaled Master, but all is not lost. Some have survived, and with the blessings of the Crocodile, His Cult will soon reclaim Skarin PD, and once more worship at the altar of the Stuffed Crocodile. --Cman yall 22:21, 15 July 2007 (BST)
History Of the Crocodile
The first noted case of The Great's One's worship is of Ancient Egypt's 'Sobek', the crocodile god. In fact a city next to the nile which was famous for widely worshipping 'Sobek' was called Crocodilopolis. 'Sobek' was powerful, and controlled water and fertility, the basic nessecities of life in the arid desert.
In the everglades of Florida, a crocodile born here in Malton had been used in a sacrificial ceremony performed by the Voodoo Witchdoctor Jakra Obinu. But the ceremony had gone terribly wrong when, for convenience, Obinu used KFC instead of live chickens. He had accidentally invoked the spirit of [Sobek] into the crocodile during the ceremony.
Infuriated by Obinu's laziness, the Crocodile bit his head off and left his carcass to rot in heat of the everglades. But with the witchdoctor dead, the spirit of [Sobek] remained trapped inside the crocodile and so he remained there.
After years of contently living in the everglades in harmony with his creations, he was eventually hunted and killed by poachers. The dead crocodile was later sold to a taxidermist, stuffed, and displayed in his study along with many other dead creatures. Even though the body was dead, the spirit remained trapped.
Over the years, he had passed through the hands of many owners. Each one told stories of hearing voices when in its presence, objects appearing out of nowhere, and invisible forces keeping them from entering rooms with it displayed. it eventually was sold to one of the many museums in Malton, ironically back close to His birthplace. There, researchers made many discoveries about the stuffed crocodile's past. The crocodile was scheduled to be transported to a local Necrotec lab for further research but the zombie outbreak occurred before it could be moved.
Controversy
The claims made above regarding the history of the Scaly Lord are based on research from the local museum. These claims are not recognized by many of the Crocodile's devout followers, who claim instead that "He always was, and that He always shall be".
Some claim that the Lord was always a Croc, and was stuffed when he visited Earth to check on things, so in anger and punishment he cursed the world with the undead. Believers of this often say 'You think Malton is the only city with zombies? Well check over the barricade at the rest of the world too. We were just the first...'
Others claim that the Crocodile is in fact female, and believe in a version of heaven where those who lived a righteous life "nestle like eggs in the nest of Her Scaled Magnificence".
Since the addition of a stuffed alligator and two more crocodile avatars to Skarin PD, more controversy has arisen.
By some views, the Alligator is the Crocodile's jester who keeps Him entertained. The Alligator also often represents non-believers, aka the Clown Jester. In some ways it is not dissimilar to such mythological figures as Loki in Norse legend, or Coyote in Native American tradition. Others believe that the Alligator represents pure and darkest evil, and is the Cult's equivalent of the Devil.
The second Crocodile is regarded by many as His mistress in whom He finds interest. It is also believed that she makes new members migrate to the Skarin Row PD. The third crocodile is thus presumed to be the son of our Scaled Lord and his mistress, and represents innocence, rebirth, and the nooblets who have recently found their way to the PD. Another possible interpretation of the three crocodiles is as an equivalent of christianity's trinity concept - i.e. father, son, and toothy spirit.
Counter to these theories there is a minority opinion that the extra stuffed Crocodiles are false idols placed on the holy mantle to test the wisdom of the Cult. Only the Holy Crocodile God, in his glorious magnificance, can truly judge right from wrong. We are but dust & earth under his clawed feet & scaly belly.
The most popular view as of June 2008 is that the Alligator is purest evil, that there is only one Crocodile though He may be represented by any number of stuffed avatars, and that zombies can praise the Crocodile (Braarz za Grargargarah) too.
The Pilgrimage
The pilgrimage involves a visit to the humble birthplace of the Scaly Lord, The Reptile House of the City Zoo. Once there, followers often give thanks and praise for the safe journey, in the belief that the Stuffed Crocodile will provide along the way. Followers can often be heard giving the joyous message to the faithful: "Celebrate with me the good news, oh followers of the Taxidermied Terror! The trip may be dangerous, but his scales shall protect thee!"
The first day: The original journey involved traveling from the Skarin Row Police Department to Kelreher Walk Police Department in Randallbank.
The second day: On the second day, followers reach The Reptile House with one AP left to properly worship the Toothy Savior before going back to the Kelreher Walk Police Department.
The third day: On the third day, followers travel back from Kelreher Walk Police Department to Skarin Row Police Department, the actual location of The Stuffed Crocodile.
Scripture
"Our Crocodile, who art in the PD,
Holy be Thy sharp teeth.
This armageddon come, we art skrewed,
Inside buildings as we are outside.
Give us this day more ammo, and forgive us our PKing,
As we forgive those that PKed against us.
And lead us not into zombie hordes,
And deliver us from Malton. Amen."
--The Book of Teeth
"When there is no light, He Shall be the Light.
When hope fades, He will become hope.
And if we are to be judged by our last stand, then let him stand beside us.
He is the Crocodile."
--The Book of Teeth
One unknown disciple writes:
"He came to me in a dream, in which He was hanging not in this place, but instead in the St Aidan's Hospital. 'KEEP THEM VERY STRONGLY, FOR THE PEOPLE KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO,' He told me, and I looked and saw His toothy mouth smiling above the barricades. I heard moaning as zeds approached those who were locked outside, left to suffer the consequences. 'TELL THE OTHERS,' He charged me. And with a wink, a toothy grin, and a puff of smoke, he was gone and I awoke."
--The Book of Teeth
"And through the waters of life do we all swim,
guided by His Scaled Magnificence,
and He shall hold us,
and He shall help us,
and we need not fear the depths.
--The Book of Teeth
"By His toothy visage, I shall smite ye!"
--Battle cry of Mrrrggggh, a former zombie serving the Scaly Lord
"The great one spoke to me tonight, as I was hacking off zack's head. He said that if I bring 100 brothers into the cult, he will make Kelly Clarkson my love slave."
--Vision given to a faithful disciple
"The Crocodile reigneth high above; He is mighty, he is great!
There between the European paintings He sits, let the people praise His name!
He is King and He maintains the right, He restoreth our HP!
Worship and exalt the Eternal One! Holy, Mighty Majesty!"
--Hymn of the Crocodile
"When we in darkness walk
Nor feel the heavenly flame
Then is the time to trust our Croc
And rest upon His name!! Amen."
--Prayer of the Crocodile
"Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Croc my life to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray the Croc my revive make
Amen"
Miracles
Various miracles have been attributed to the benevolence of the Stuffed Crocodile. More miracles can be added here as the faithful are blessed.
Circa 6th May, 2007: The power of the crocodile allowed a survivor to kill 5 zombies within 50 AP...
8th May, 2007: A former zombie was seen to be seized by a holy vision: "Our scaly defender has sent me a sign!" he said, "While praying to his toothy visage, I found this radio, and look, it is set to 27.53 MHz... from now on, that must be the scaled one's frequency!" The zombie then looked around dazed, before asking if anyone had a radio transmitter.
17th May, 2007: A believer of the crocodile was able to find 5 revivication syringes with only 50 AP.
25th of May, 2007: After the destruction of the Skarin PD generator, a replacement generator and a can of fuel were found using only 5 searches in a nearby factory. Sources are split over whether this constitutes a miracle, but in these faithless times, one must take what one can get.
Testimony
"It is hard for me to believe that just a few weeks ago, I was lost, wandering Malton without direction. I had been in West Boundwood, supporting a hospital there. There was a girl there, a goddess really. I thought we had a thing going, but when I finally worked up the nerve to ask her to come away with me, and start our own little safehouse together, she turned me down. I was hurt. At the time I didn't understand why such a thing could happen. It was hard to be around her after that, so one day I just gathered up my guns and left. I drifted around Malton for several weeks. I kept looking for a home where there was comradity, and love and power. Everywhere I stopped, the survivors seemed as dead on the inside as Zack was on the outside. When I wandered into Skarin PD, little did I know how much my life would change! Truely, this can be not random luck! All this time the Crocodile has been grooming me for His service. He led me here with his devine power! Doing His work, with my brothers under the Croc, guided by His toothy wisdom, has been the greatest, most uplifting, fullfilling, overpowering experience of my entire life!. Praise his Holy Mighty Majesty, The Alpha and the Omega, The Most High, and Powerful! Bow down and thank the Crocodile for all His blessings and forsake all other stuffed zoological specimens! AMEN Give me a beer, brother! The Croc is King!"
--TMX Elmo
"I embarked on my journey with high faith and a blatent curiosity of what awaited me at the holy zoo, i set off on the three day pilgramage and got only slightly sidetracked and low on AP, so I rested a night in an abandoned car repair shop. The next day I searched for the other police department of our lord croc, and arrived not only to find distruction, but every single survivor in the building was killed by zombies! there was a horde of more than 50 zombies all around! With only 3 ap left our glorious lord provided me cover in a nearby lightly barracaded, unpowered building, the croc must of watched over me, because not one single zombie decided to break down my barracade! I set off towards the holy zoo.... only to find HUNDREDS of zombies infesting the holy sancuary! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY IN MY LIFE! but lo and behold our Scaley Lord watched over me and even presented me zookeeper clothing to wear! I, however, was not in good spirits. I thought for sure I wasn't going to make it through the night, since I had to crash in an abandoned movie theater just outside the zoo, however I awoke the next day ALIVE, and UNSCRATCHED! After prasing the holy croc, I set off towards home! I can say that it must of been no less than a divine work of our merciful Croc to grant me safe journey and protection... I RETURN WITH THE SAME HP AS I LEFT!"
--Bizkit66
"I can't believe the Crocodile bloody bit me. He's alive! He's really alive!"
--The Lynch
Tim Quinton said "Out of all the safe havens I chose... why did I have to come across the Croc cult? ."
Bizkit66 said "Tim Quinton, the Croc has an intrest in you! Lay down your life, and give into his scaily greatness and he will make you shine anew! like the whites of his pearly teeth!"
mark eaton said "Because the Stuffed Crocodile will even watch over you, Tim Quinton. He looks over zombies, former RK'ers, and many others who've found the assurance of his toothy blessing."
Tim Quinton said "Well, I'll say this much. At least you guys make it more interesting here."
tbwaffles said "The Croc is the safest haven of all, Tim Quinton."
Known Members
Acidical - Military; Status: Alive; Unknown
Alexis Bledel - Civilian; Status: Alive; Molesting "The Lynch"
Arikane - Civilian; Status: Alive; Unknown
Aurix - Military; Status: Alive; Active Member
Bizkit66 - Military; Status: Alive; Active
Boris81 - Civilian; Status: Alive; Unknown
Cam333ca03 - Civilian; Status: Unknown
Cambo81 - Military; Status: Alive; Active
Cloud Strife SOLDIER - Military; Status: Unknown
Clove - Military; Status: Alive
Crazy Mofo8 - Military; Status: Unknown
Crocodile Cultist - Civilian; Status: Alive; Active
Doktor - Civilian; Status: Unknown
Dr Mcdoogle - Scientist; Status: Alive; Active Member
Dr Vampire - Scientist; Status: Alive; Active
Edward Bascombe - Military; Status: Unknown
Eqlizer - Civilian; Status: Alive; Active Member
Fenster McSweeny Civilian; Status: Unknown
Ferhago Alexander - Civilian; Status: Unknown
Guinness Medic - Army Medic; Status: Unknown
Jimbob the third - Scientist; Status: Unknown
Jockler - Military; Status: Alive; Active Member
Johann Tod - Military; Status: Alive; Active Member
Jokeasassin - Civilian; Status: Alive; Active Member
Katie LaRue - Civilian; Status: Unknown
Lova - Civilian; Status: Unknown
Mark Eaton - Civilian; Status: Unknown
Mrrrggggh - Civilian; Status: Alive; Active Member
Poonizzle - Military; Status: Unknown
ReaverVade - Civilian; Status: Missing
Robert Locke - Civilian; Status: Unknown
Samboy - Civilian; Status: Unknown
Sanqui - Scientist; Status: Unknown
Seisenshi - Military; Status: Unknown
Sneeto - Civilian; Status: Unknown
Tbwaffles - Military; Status: Unknown
TMX Elmo - Military; Status: Unknown
Twincam - Scientist; Status: Alive; Active Member
UDR - Reformed Zombie; Status: Alive; Active Member
Vesalus Ti'Chondrius - Civilian; Status: Unknown
Vicki black - Civilian; Status: Unknown
Wounded Coyote- Policeman; Status: Active
Wrathofkhornesevilgerbil - Civilian; Status: Alive, Active Member
Xasrai - Military; Status: Unknown
Zomborger -Civilian; Status: Residing in Monroeville under the alias Lieksha
Zombra - Civilian; Status: Unknown
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Status in Monroeville
One known member of the cult, Zomborger, has escaped from Malton and found his way into the recently infected city of Monroeville under the name of Lieksha. Although this one member has been confirmed in Monroeville it is still unknown if the Crocodile may have other agents or any influence in this city, whether to protect or attack humans or zombies.
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