St. Anastasius' Royal Guard
| S.A.R.G | |
The new Socialist Army of Malton! | |
| Abbreviation: | S.A.R.G. |
| Group Numbers: | Over 9000 troops |
| Leadership: | MARSHMALLOWLOL |
| Goals: | Domination |
| Recruitment Policy: | Visit our Talk Page |
| Contact: | Radio Broadcast Frequency (28.56 Mhz) |
News
- We are Changing Gears a little bit around here.
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About Our Regime
Juan Delomarchs arrived in Malton just months before the viral outbreak. The minister was on business in the city attempting to clean up a public relations nightmare that NecroTech had created in an earlier meeting (that to this day still hasn't been divulged). After the virus began to spread,Juan took aside four of his most loyal followers and started a violent militia group for his own needs. Soon after, the newly dubbed St. Anastasius' Royal Guard was green lit ,and sworn to protect the foreign minister. Seeking to keep his seat in the pulpit, he ordered the guard to actively recruit anyone religiously affiliated with the church in any way. The Guard's numbers swelled and within a week, a member of the church by the name of Texas had broken off from the chain of command and formed a new right wing subsidiary of the guard. Three days after this new units formation,war was unofficially declared on the surrounding areas. In the days that followed, many generators and radios were destroyed. The carnage that ensued was dubbed "The Raines Hills War" by locals. During all of this, Juan Delomarchs cowered in the church whilst his crazed soldiers caused mayhem and destruction. Juan was executed on May 23rd,2007 and now the Royal Guard is under RIA control. On May 25th,2007, the new "Grandmaster" Texas broadcasted the official Decrees of the S.A.R.G. These decrees were enforced by the Terror Unit soldiers which executed many civilians in the name of the law. On June 1st,2007, days after the Farbrother War,the Guard decided to move in a broader direction. This ideal led to the formation of the Malton Socialist Army. It stands as one of the largest groups ever assembled in Malton and is poised to take control over any who encroach on it's ferocity.
Notable Divisions
- The St. Anastasius Royal Intelligence Agency
The Royal Intelligence Agency is a subsidiary of the Guard that deals strictly with counter-intelligence. Many of our agents are deep undercover and will stay that way for the remainder of their UrbanDead Careers. The R.I.A. currently numbers less than 20. They are currently commanded by General Deaths View.
- The 20th Royal Infantry Division
This particular infantry division was involved in the first seige of Raines Hills, the Battle of Santlerville, and the execution of over 200 innocent civilians during the Farbrother War. The unit is commanded by Brig. General SooP. It's to be noted that the Terror Soldiers were a subsidiary of this unit.
- The St. Anastasius 1st Royal Medical Batallion
The Medical Batallion is the base of our operations in enemy-held territory. They are the instrumentors of life and sometimes....unlife. The Medical Batallion is notable because they took part in the Battle for the Holt Building,inflicting the most casualties. In order to rank in this desirable unit, one must first graduate some of the Guard's toughest training.
Stats
Generators Destroyed:58
Barricades Knocked Down:18
Radios Destroyed:25
Morales crushed: Hundreds.
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