User:The Kahn

Trajerly Bee: The Kahn

On a dark, stormy night, a man registered to UD. The Character was called...Trajerly Bee.

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Humble Beginnings

The Kahn began as a Private in Pitneybank, named Trajerly Bee. He fondly remembers days frollicking in Boutcher Alley Police Department, and then the glee, the joy, the ecstasy when he entered Fort Creedy for the first time. He and his oldest ally, Jaurez, and some guy called Fireman Phil, danced in meadows and flew through the clouds. But then it happened. The RRF came, and they destroyed his world.

The Dark Ages

Trajerly Bee wondered aimlessly, hiding in random buildings, staying in the shadows. He was a wreck. Jaurez was gone. That Phil guy was gone. He had nothing. Until one day, a man, whose name has been lost in time, entered Trajerly's hidy hole and slew a shrew. By shrew i mean a human. Trajerly flew into a fit of rage after reading this atrosity on his laptop screen and started throwing things about. Once he calmed down, he calmly attacked the vile pker, and before dumping the body he said something along the lines of "don't let me see you round here again". And he didn't. But he didn't stick around to see either.

The Rescue

Shortly after Trajerly's encounter, he was saved from his lamentations by a hero. That hero's name was Ianmckoon. Ian used to live in a land, far away from Pitneybank, Dentonside, and the likes. The land he lived in was Lerwill Heights. The Cake Building. Ian's cat, Cake was dead. For sentimental reasons, Ian went to the cake building to reclaim it, and with him he took an inspired Trajerly Bee, and the great Andy Perrak. The Cake Building was restored! Cake the cat's soul was at rest.

The Birth of The Kahn

Ian, Andy and Trajerly were in Ackland Mall, helping Ackland Mall Security protect the mall, because they had nothing else to do. Neurotoxic2213, they gallant king of Mall Security, or as he would probably say "leader", being as he is a democrat, was doing a great job, and so was his Ackland department, despite the winging of some absent radio Dj.

Anyway. During Trajerly's stay at Ackland, the Kahn was born. Trajerly had a near death experiance in which he fell asleep outside after killing a zombie. An hour later, he recieved a PM of Ianmckoon urging him to log on and DO SOMETHING! Trajerly logged on to find a zed biting him, and scratching him, and who but the great Ianmckoon himself attacking the zombie in a bid to kill it before it killed Trajerly. What a guy. Trajerly survived and crawled into a Firestation, as Ianmckoon slew the zombie outside, and Trajerly thought...A zombie nearly killed my character. I should be more careful. This game is about the end of the chuffing world. This game is about Rapture. I SHOULD be more careful. Nay. I should protect the people like Mckoon protected me. I will bring the Rapture to the Zombies and the Pkers! They shall Repent! The Kahn shall bring RAPTURE ON WINGS.