User talk:Amazing

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JESUS Bike-Riding CHRIST.......again

For one of our own was crucified for our sins and left this plane for five long years, while our spirits soured and crops withered. It was foretold our lord and saviour Amazing would return one day to govern the masses.

That day is here.

Rejoice o brethren of the beard! Sing high to the angels that greatness once again walks among us mortal men! For everyone else, your bikes await. Ride on to the darkness, cast away from the light of the bearded way! Hallelujah! --Zod Rhombus 01:24, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Gosh, it's almost like you think I was God or something. (HOLY SHIT I'M KIDDING YOU GUYS.) -- JJJameson 03:13, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Response.

1. Yes 2.Yes 3.Yes 4. Make a request on the Vandal Banning page if you have a concern. --Rosslessness 23:50, 22 April 2011 (BST)

The questions were:

1. If a tree falls in the woods, does it make you horny?
2. Can I have a bite of your Egg McMuffin?
3. Am I going to get banned again right away?
4. What should I do if the headmaster at my school keeps calling me into his office for "special touching"?

-- JJJameson 03:13, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Also, I have no idea why my screen name was set to JJJameson. -- Amazing?! 03:23, 23 April 2011 (BST)

I really can't stand mcmuffins. They don't seem real.--Rosslessness 12:39, 23 April 2011 (BST)

That explains why you didn't so much give me a bite of it as cram it in my face while I wept. -- Amazing?! 18:18, 23 April 2011 (BST)

lurrve u

I did it! I helped get you unbanned! Now don't make me look silly -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 12:31, 23 April 2011 (BST)

So... no writing on your face while you nap? :( -- Amazing?! 18:18, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Welcome back, Amazing. :D --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 18:53, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Why Mr. Koponen, you're trying to seduce me. -- Amazing?! 19:14, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Damn straight.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 19:46, 23 April 2011 (BST)