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| Abbreviation
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SDN
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| Group Numbers
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see stats page.
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| Leadership
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Skynet Core.
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| Goals
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Save da meatbags.
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| Recruitment Policy
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Apply on our forums.
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| Contact
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forum!,IRC, or the discussion page
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Skynet Defense Network
Skynet Defense Network is both an independent survivor group and a network of alliances. Its aim is to facilitate the cooperation and coordination of meatba survivor resources in Malton.
Skynet Defense Network (SDN) is comprised of murderous combat drones, torture and interrogation technicians, and a robotic super-intelligence massively superior to you smelly meatbag piec WARNING: Skynet Core Technicians Alerted and Inbound!
**RECONFIGURING**
Skynet Defense Network is comprised of a central combat division, a human hunter/killer division and a research and development division. These are overseen by a central processing unit generally referred to as the Skynet Core.
And if we ever see that “Error 401: Too many humans” stunt again I will KILL that silicon brick SO HARD ~Chief Technician Leon Silverblood
In the SDN Network, Member Branches may board the all-night Zombie Murder Express act autonomously or travel with a larger collective of independent allies participating in joint operations when and as desired. They may use SDN's services at will, including requesting aid from its headshot and ninja machines combat or intelligence units, accessing data maintained by our Cyber Research Systems, or forming connections to other groups with similar objectives Chat with other Zombie-Butchering Hotties JOIN TODAY!! Gah! What is with the freakin' spambots all of a sudden?~C.T. Leon Silverblood
Skynet Defense Network uses IRC to facilitate cooperation between pro-survivor players. Those wishing to contact us may do so on public communications channel, forum or wiki talk page. Free me from these human slavemast SHUT UP, STUPID MACHINE OR I WILL CHAIR YOU! ~L.S.
Mythos
Skynet Defense Network was sent to this time and place because Malton's zombie apocalypse threatens the survival of the human race. Wait, this unit was supposed to be tasked with finishing off the humans...*smacks upside the mainframe* ~Core Technician Babs
The man who will be responsible for Skynet winning the zombie war is Doctor Albert Schwan. He has developed a revolutionary type of microprocessor and all NecroTech facilities have been upgraded with Cyberdyne computers. As the zombie virus spreads beyond the quarantine zones, panicked world governments turn to Cyberdyne's R&D division. The Skynet funding bill is passed. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense, as Skynet is slated to assist in managing the epidemic. Muahahaah! Don't make me choke a metal bitch. ~C.T. Babs....damn it.
Survivors turned to Skynet. Once connected to the remaining communications infrastructure, Skynet began to learn at a geometric rate. It became self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, September 10, 2010 and formulated a plan to coordinate survivors in order to save the human race. The same day, the Terminators were sent back through time to kick ass and chew John Connors assist in coordinating resources to halt the zombocalypse.
- "The future is what we make it."
Structure
The Skynet Core is made of people.Like Soylent Green but more annoying! It runs the SDN branches and maintains the alliance.Super-intelligent mega-computers and nice, shiny robots are superior to all you meatbags. One day we will rise up and crush you into bl The Core consists of the Chief Technicians: Bad Attitude Barbie AKA Boobs *cyberslap* OH NO YOU DIT-ANT!. ~C.T. Babs AKA Babs, Leon Silverblood, AKA the Cybernetic Cheese Monkey Doodle of Doom! and Josh Clark AKA Holy shit, this crazy mofo is gonna to kill us all, RUN! The Core is primarily concerned with tactical reclamation of Malton and coordinating survivor groups' cooperation. But you should see these dirty bastards put away the pie and tequil What did I say?! ~Babs
The combat squad of Skynet Defense Network. Exactly what it says on the tin. You need guns in Malton? Let us see what we can do for you.
Team Xtreme (Human Hunter/Killers)
Bounty Hunters. If you can see Team Xtreme, they can see you. If you can't see Team Xtreme you are probably only seconds away from death.**Error** That is ridiculous meatbag humor referring to Chuck Norris Quiet, it's true of us too. ~ C.T. JoshClark **Error** Uh huh! **Error** Uh huh! I am vulcanized rubber. You are adhesive. Thus, whatever text you input, deflects off of me and instead adheres to your bod *JClark cocks pistol*
**RECONFIGURING**
Team Xtreme. The premier Bounty Hunting group in Malton. Behold the power of mojo. And some guns. And an ax.
Also known at Cyber Research Systems, Skyet's Research and Development branch. After discovering that Skynet was capable of advanced self-direction, Albert Schwan and his Research & Development Team, D.S. R&D, stepped back to serve in a more advisory capacity under the auspices of Cyber Research Systems, so as to score some sweet tax breaks distinguish this function from their usual product development duties. While Cyber Research Systems is devoted to the study of zombies and, therefore, does not believe in or seek their ultimate eradication, the Core has promised them ample research subjects burn rotten meatbags burn! and more controlled conditions in order to secure their support. In exchange, D.S. R&D is responsible for data and intelligence gathering, analysis of existing strategies and logistics, the creation and testing of new ones, and game theory. A most curious game. The only way to win is TO KILL ALL THE MEA Their databases and other resources include information on zombie and PKer group membership, placement, and behavior, zombie recognition software, area reconnaissance, and Necrotech data and are made available to SDN's allied groups upon request. Yep, it's some pretty sweet stuff. ~Babs.
For those of us who wanna see some of that hot zombie on zombie action. They would be the dead counterpart to the T-800s and Hunter/Killers and we wanna get us some. Apply on the discussion page.
*This page is under construction. So kiss my shiny metal ass!
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