User talk:Old School Player

Don't. You. Dare. You know what I'm talking about. --Old School Player 20:51, 30 October 2012 (UTC)

Welcome to the Urban Dead Wiki

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There. I dared. Now who are you? If an old player is coming back, I kinda would like to know who. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:05, 30 October 2012 (UTC)

Fuck you. --Old School Player 21:33, 30 October 2012 (UTC)

As part of everything that is wrong with UD. You're welcome. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 21:51, 30 October 2012 (UTC)

Welcome oldie

I noticed that you have a talk page and were eligible for being unwelcomed by members of our staff. But, noticing the nature of your contributions, I decided to just point you towards the template itself and offer you enough rope to hang yourself with. Feel free to stop at A/VB if you want to save me the trouble and Arbitration if you want a deeper insight on how the wiki works. Also, use my talk page play with a bus whenever you have any question about wiki technicalities and/or the specific rules that pertain to this particular wiki. See ya in hell!

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Blah, blah, blah, you're not the only long term player ya know. If you need help with your userpage I'm sure Axe Hack or Spiderzed will be willing to waste their time. Gordon 17:33, 4 November 2012 (UTC)