User:Det Briscoe
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Fun Facts I, Briscoe? 1. He's a simple man. He likes pretty dark haired women and mac & cheese. 2. According to a Mexican census, 8 of his ex-wives are in Malton. 3. He's been known to make, "Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth." comments. 4. He brings a knife to a gun fight just to even the odds. 5. He once went to a psychic - to warn her. 6. Alien abductors have asked him to probe them. 7. Ron Burgundy once asked him to wait outside with the horde. 8. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number. 9. Sharks have a week named after him. 10. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas 11. He lives vicariously through himself. 12. If quantum physics is true, and given an infinite number of universes, he is dating Emma Watson. 13. According to Marcel Swann, 'the cades are loose' is a Briscoe dog whistle.
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