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| Not a player killer any longer, just playing for fun.
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| Character Name:
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Matt Aries
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| Creation Date:
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2008-03-12 10:16:56
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| Group:
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Insane Asylum Patient #1183626 of PKer Rehab
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| Alias:
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Richard 'Dick' Cheese
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| Height:
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5' 11"
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| Weight:
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290lbs
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| Age:
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37
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| Hair Color:
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brown matted with dried blood and greasy
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| Eye Color:
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brown and bloodshot
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| Skin Type:
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White (Stained red by blood)
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| Description:
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A psychotic misanthropic killer clown suffering from split personality disorder.
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| Wearing:
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a blood-soaked clown mask, a blood-soaked black jumpsuit, a blood-soaked pair of steel toe clown shoes.
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| Personal Quote:
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"Does it look like I give a fuck?"
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You are inside the entrance of The Malton Insane Asylum, an imposing ivory white building covered in dried blood. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.
Somebody has spraypainted a image of a clown onto a wall.
Their are thousands of dead bodies here.
Since your last turn:
- Matt Aries slapped you with a rubber chicken across the face(4 seconds ago)
- Matt Aries says Ahahaha! You got cockslapped ... HAHAHAH! *Snort* HAHAHA! *Falls to floor crying in laughter* You got ... you ... got ... *Fart* AHHHH HAHAHA!(0 seconds ago)
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GOT BALLS!
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| Matt Aries got balls, but not a lot of brains.
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Honor Among Thieves
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| This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.
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Musée de Meurtre
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| "I went to Musée de Meurtre, and all I got were these lousy bullet wounds!"
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Malton Murder Award Winner, 2009
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| The contributions of this user or group to the PKing industry were honoured with an award at the Malton Murder Awards 2009.
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Pleads Insanity
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| Matt Aries has finally gone off the deep end!
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Sex Addict
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| And damn proud of it!
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BOOBS!
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| ...Nuff said.
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FOR FUCK SAKES!
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| BURY YOUR FUCKING DEAD!
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Matt Aries Page interface
Ingame
You are outside of The Malton Insane Asylum, skeletons line the three steps leading up to the doorway. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.
Somebody has spraypainted all dead onto a wall.
Their are 57 dead bodies here.
- You peer out and realize you are surrounded.
- • You hear moaning 1 block to the South (now)
- • You hear moaning 1 block to the South East (now)
- • You hear moaning 1 block to the South West (now)
Possible actions:
- Enter Search the area
Inventory:
- Knife First-aid Kit Flashlight
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[[Category:Matt Aries]]
Ingame
You are inside the The Malton Insane Asylum, an imposing ivory white building covered in dried blood. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the buildings has been ruined.
Somebody has spraypainted a image of a clown onto a wall.
Their are thousands of dead bodies here.
- You enter the building.
- • You hear several different voices whispering in the distance (1 minute ago)
- • You hear eerie laughter off in the shadows (now)
Possible actions:
- Search the area
Inventory:
- Knife First-aid Kit Flashlight
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[[Category:Matt Aries]]
Template Work in Progress
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Not Even Her
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| Matt Aries has a face not even his mother loved.
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Cocksmacked
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| Matt Aries just cocksmacked you across the face.
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Cocksmacked
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| Matt Aries wants to cocksmack you across the face.
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GOT BALLS?
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| user or group has got balls, but not a lot of brains.
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Completely Lost It
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| user or group can't find their marbles, and needs help. SERIOUS HELP!
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Your a Jerk Off
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| This user or group thinks your a jerk off and you need to be spanked.
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Pol Pot is a slacker
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| user or group has more kills then Pol Pot.
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And?
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| Matt Aries doesn't give a fuck what you think, and neither do his other personalities.
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Jokes on You
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| Matt Aries participated in the April Fools Day Massacre
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Pure Evil
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| this user or group has the makings of being one evil SOB
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FOR FUCK SAKES!
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| BURY YOUR FUCKING DEAD!.
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