User:Gerbil
Zombie Linguists/Zambah Ranghrazz http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=438685
- Just spent 42 AP to smash a barricade down 3 levels. Fuck Kevan.
Alive?
Recently I have found myself standing naked in the streets. I've always been a zombie so this is new. I seem to be learning new things everyday. Just the other day I learned how to leap across buildings. Wow.
I'm looking to making a guide for those zombies new to the life of a survivor.
1. Build up 400 exp.
2. Buy Skills: Free Running, Shopping, and 2 combat skills such as Hand to Hand Combat & Axe Proficiency or Basic Firearms Training & Pistol Training.
3. Go kill zombies.
4. Purchased Basic Firearms TRaining & Pistol Training. Haven't found a gun yet, but found ammo.
5. Dead. Zambah agahn.
Zambah
grbrh am zambah. grbrh!gangarz zambahgang. grbrh gangarz zambahz.
grbrh?hangrah, grbrh barg brahnz. grbrh!hangrah, grbrh grh harmanz an grbrh!bam harmanz. grbrh hranz harmanz?
grbrh grh zamgrh. manz?grh zamgrh, Zamgrh an Garhz:Zambah_Ragrhgan
ZAMRHMZ
1. 05/02 Rrhrh Brhrhrrhbar
"Harmanz b nah hrh nah bargh, nah bazaar, zam zzzz? mah zambah bargh bhrh"
2. 05/03 Garnarahz Ganarar Hazbah
"Zambah ag hazbah zambah?bargh bagman bang bang man ag hrh!"
3. 05/04 Garnarahz Ganarar Hazbah
"Mama ga marrh baba hra ham baba haz ah zambah rabah an rab an zz azz graban man bagz ganna banana gangbang? mama ga ham mama b za an ranz."
4. 05/06 zah Grazg Mazahm
"Ah am nah hangrah mah zambah rabah nah hrh banana gangbang."
5. 05/07 zah Grazg Mazahm
"Mah mama az zambah ah am zambah barragahz zmazharh mah zambahz brazzaz an zazzaz barg harmanz brahnz an ah am habbah zambah."
6. 05/09 Hagrang Ahba Rapahr
"Hazbah az zah bagmanz mah zambah nah barg brahnz hazbah hrh arh hambargarz"
7. 05/13 Garrangz Marrh
"Mah zambah ga Garrang Marrh mah zambah az hangrah mah zambah!barg brahnz zambah brazzaz zmazh barragahz,? Zambahz barg brahnz an mah zambah az habbah zambah."
8. 05/14 Garrangz Marrh
"Zambah az hangrah an zambah rabarh az hangrah rabarzambahz gangbang harmanz nah hrh nmrh zambahrabarz az habbah"
9. 05/18 Garnarahaz Ganarah Hazbah
"Zambah zambah zambah.. Hazbah az zambahz! Braaaaaaaaahnz hra zambahz."
10. 05/22 Garargh Rahn Hrar Zazhan
"Zambah rannarh an bam haz ah zambah rabah hrh nah barg nah bam banana gangbang zambah rabarh"
11. 05/24 Hagrang Ahba Rapahr
"Mamma zambah haz brabagz babba zambah haz manbagz zambahz banana gangbang babah zambah az barn? Nah babah, zambah gangbang haz nah babahz zambahz magh zambahz an ah am hangrah hrarh brahnz"
12. 05/25 Garnarahaz Ganarah Hazbah
"Rrbahb mah ah ganna b ah harman aghzman an ga bam bangbangman an gangbang bagmanz an mamba zambahz"
13. 06/11 Grab Hambhrahz
"Mah zambah az hangrah harmanz hrh an rammah bah mah zambah brazzaz arh nah hrh hangrah zambah ganna barg?"
14. 06/28 Garazahz Ganarah Hazbah
"Zambah rahbarazahn ragz an bahnz mah zambah ga hrh an nah am hangrah anamah"
15. 07/07 Hahrrah Rah Barahz Babarhman
"Zambahz zambahz mahban zambahz mahban zambahz hrh."
16. 07/25 Hagrang Ahba Rapahr
"Mah zambah az hrh harmanz zarran mah ah grahn ah zmazh zah rah grhz mah."
17. 07/26 Hagrang Ahba Rapahr
"Mah zambah hrarrh abarh zah azhan mah zambah hrarrh abarh zah zaaa za brang bahg mah zambah za mah zah mah."
18. 01/23 Garnarahaz Ganarah Hazbah
"Zambah mamba an zah hazbah mah zambah az habbah mamba bagman mamba aghzman mamba zambah ah am!hangrah"
19. 01/26 Mahragg Raza Bangbang Barrang
"Ragz an bahnz zah nagh az hrh zambah rabahz gangbangan bangbangmanz zambah mahmarhhz"
Miscellaneous
You say "Zambah brazzaz an zazzaz! GAHNZ rh harrh! Barrbrrrh az zambahz! Bargarz harmanz! Zamgrharz harmanz! "
You say "Ahnaharm Barragahz Barazah az azzbagz! Ahn-baraggazh barhah!"
"HRAAAARAAAAHZ! Anamah-harmanz magz babah G-Zaz zhaaan... Banana gangbang anamah-harmanz, gahnz bargarz!"
You say "Agh, harman nagh mah zambah.... Ah am habbah zambah... Nah bang mah... Ah barg hamz, nah harmanz"
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| This user knows exactly what to do with a banana. |
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This user is a zombese linguist. |
