Yoyodyne Zombie Research Institute/Ganglion Probe Research
Ganglion Probe Research
A study of violent Zombiekind and Humankind Behavior
The Yoyodyne Zombie Research Institute has recently begun to focus on developing a way to short circuit the tendency towards violent action among zombies. Current research techniques involve extracting the frontal lobe of the most violent zombies and survivors. Among Zombie-kind this involves tracking down those who have extreme cases of brain rot, terminating them and removing the brain for use in the lab. Survivors are harder to categorize and the current DNA Extractor matrix doesn't provide credible data, so Institute Operatives must watch closely for homicidal tendencies among survivors and extract only from those exhibiting violent behavior towards their own kind. This process involves observing a PK event, terminating the murderer, then extracting the brain for use in the lab.
DNA Scan Results: Zombie Subjects
The Subjects listed below have been DNA Scanned and shown a positive reaction for Brain Rot. Yoyodyne Ganglion Researchers will use this data to conduct further research by extracting the frontal lobe of the subject and logging the test results under Ganglion Probe Research. (Subjects listed alphabetically)
Note: remove subjects from this list once their Lobe has been extracted and examined
DNA Scan Results: Human Subjects
The Subjects listed below have been observed by trained Yoyodyne personel to exhibit conditions of premature Brain Rot. Not all humans with premature Brain Rot are considered valid subjects for frontal lobe extraction. Technicians shall make close observations and only list below those subjects who display the abberant social behavior typically described as PK Syndrome. Note that subjects with PK Syndrome do not always possess the Brain Rot ganglions. (Subjects listed alphabetically)
Note: remove subjects from this list once their Lobe has been extracted and examined
Lobe Extraction Results: Zombie Subjects
The Subjects listed below have had their frontal lobe extracted and the recovered grey matter tested for infected ganglions. (Higher Infected Ganglion Count goes on top)
- Zuma Tissue Extraction Stamp (86,55) on 12/13/07. Infected Ganglion Count 36,251
- Distinguished Tissue Extraction Stamp (85,50) on 03/18/08. Infected Ganglion Count 22,745
- Sumaleth Tissue Extraction Stamp (85,52) on 12/09/07. Infected Ganglion Count 21,651
- zombiegod Tissue Extraction Stamp (86,55) on 12/20/07. Infected Ganglion Count 15,186
- El OG Zombie Tissue Extraction Stamp (86,52) on 12/06/07. Infected Ganglion Count 13,522
- Dirktooth Tissue Extraction Stamp (86,55) on 12/16/07. Infected Ganglion Count 11,899
- Zombie Karl Marx Tissue Extraction Stamp (85,52) on 03/16/08. Infected Ganglion Count 4,159
- Kanus Tissue Extraction Stamp (85,52) on 03/05/08. Infected Ganglion Count 1,697
- Flying Zombie Roach Tissue Extraction Stamp (93,39) on 01/28/08. Infected Ganglion Count 1,478
- BUDWEISER666 Tissue Extraction Stamp (90,52) on 12/05/07. Infected Ganglion Count 1,318
- DeadEven Tissue Extraction Stamp (91,40) on 01/26/08. Infected Ganglion Count 965
- tylerdurdin Tissue Extraction Stamp (85,50) on 03/06/08. Infected Ganglion Count 588
- Shatneriffic Tissue Extraction Stamp (88, 48) on 03/06/08. Infected Ganglion Count 2,076
Lobe Extraction Results: Human Subjects
The Subjects listed below have their frontal lobe extracted and the recovered grey matter tested for infected ganglions. (Higher Infected Ganglion Count goes on top)
- Billy Club Thornton Tissue Extraction Stamp on 07/08/08. Infected Ganglion Count 5384
- StoicFacist Tissue Extraction Stamp on 07/05/08. Infected Ganglion Count 2948 Note: subject's infected ganglions continue to propigate and spread through surrounding tissue.
- StoicFacist Tissue Extraction Stamp on 04/30/08. Infected Ganglion Count 2052
- Bloody Mess Tissue Extraction Stamp (27,10) on 11/10/07. Infected Ganglion Count 532
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