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Research & Development
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Neat sigs I stole and modified from Wikipedia.
Z. slay3r DMY
Z. slay3r DMY
Zs DMY
Zs DMY
Attack Percentages
Maxed out pistol/shotgun (65%)
| Date | Hits | Misses | Total | Percent Hit |
| 20 May 2008 | 9 | 23 | 32 | 28.125 |
| 23 May 2008 | 15 | 18 | 33 | 45.455 |
| 4 Sept. 2008 | 15 | 11 | 26 | 57.692 |
Maxed out fire axe (40%)
| Date | Hits | Misses | Total | Percent Hit |
| 21 April 2007 | 6 | 16 | 22 | 27.273 |
| 22 April 2007 | 5 | 6 | 11 | 45.455 |
| 23 April 2007 | 12 | 17 | 29 | 41.379 |
| 24 April 2007 | 14 | 20 | 34 | 41.176 |
| 7 June 2007 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
Suggestions
Currently none
Policies
Currently none
Other
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Don't be a dick. If people abided by this, we wouldn't need any policies about behavior.
Fundamentals
"Don't be a dick" is the fundamental rule of all social spaces. Every other policy for getting along is a special case of it. Although nobody on the UDWiki is empowered to ban or block somebody for being a dick (as this would be an instance of being a dick), it is still a bad idea to be one. So don't do it.
No definition of being a dick has been provided. This is deliberate. If a significant number of reasonable people suggest, whether bluntly or politely, that you are being a dick, the odds are good that you are not entirely in the right.
Being right about an issue does not mean you're not being a dick! Dicks can be right — but they're still dicks; if there's something in what they say that is worth hearing, it goes unheard, because no one likes listening to dicks. It doesn't matter how right they are.
Coping with Being Labeled a Dick
If you've been labeled as a dick, especially if you have been told this by several people in a particular community, it might be wise to consider the possibility that it is true. If you suspect that you may be a dick, the first step is to become aware of it. Ask yourself what behavior might be causing this perception. Try changing your behavior and your mode of presentation. In particular, identify the harsh words in your communications and replace them with softer ones.
Honestly examine your motivations. Are you here to contribute and make the project good? Or is your goal really to find fault, get your views across, or be the one in control? Perhaps secretly inside you even enjoy the thrill of a little confrontation. This may not make you a bad person, but to everyone who is busily trying to build something great, you become an impediment. People get frustrated, rancor ensues, the atmosphere changes, and the whole project suffers. Are you here to give, or to take?
If appropriate, publicly apologize to anyone to whom you may have been a dick. It's okay; this won't make you seem weak. On the contrary, people will take notice of your willingness to cooperate and will almost always meet your efforts with increased respect.
Calling Someone a Dick
Telling someone "Don't be a dick" is something of a dick-move in itself, so don't bandy the criticism about lightly. Calling someone a dick can be considered poisoning the well (a logical fallacy that is a special case of an ad hominem attack).
External Links
- What Makes A Fuckhead? (David R. Kendrick) ("dick" in the context of this article having originally been a euphemism for "fuckhead").
- Original Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory comic
Notes
The term "dick" in this rant is generally defined as "an abrasive and inconsiderate person" of either gender.
