User:Zombie slay3r/Narchive

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March 2007

• Checked out Nichols, and it was totally ransacked and full of zombies, so I ran over to Hildebrand and revived some guy there. --15:36, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

• Revived ev933n and noticed that there were ~320 zombies outside of SW Nichols. --21:14, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

• Break-in today at the Went Building, I was able to kill one and dump 3 bodies, hopefully someone else will get to them soon. --16:06, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

• Hm, forgot to say that I'm in the Went Building in Stanbury Village. Saw the best spraypainted message ever: Stop using the necronet to look at porn!!! --17:17, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

• Due to recent events I got the hell out of Pitneybank and am now in Peppardville. Probability of survival has increased significantly. --00:05, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

• Went to the Morrish Building in Pitneybank in order to then move to Nichols Mall. Hopefully I won't get killed over the next 20 hours. --20:00, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

February 2007

• Ran up to Treweeke Mall. Checked out the area and found only 78 zombies in the SW corner of the mall. Staying in the Whitlock Building, an NT as usual, in order to keep the revivers safe or something like that. --16:42, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• Revived Ev933n at Allder Row and scouted the area. Over 200 zombies at SE part of the mall and about 170 at the Whippey Building (I think, or was it 70?). --16:56, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

• Thanks to Dag00 for the revive. Searched for faks the whole time and returned to the Nisbet Building. --17:21, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

• Got killed in the Whippey Building again. When I get revived I'm just staying in the Nisbet Building and reviving people from there. --03:41, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

• Went to the Whippey Building from the Nisbet Building and found two zombies inside. I killed one of them and after scanning the other one and listening to its serenade, I determined that it didn't want to be dead, so I revived it. I hope I didn't make an accident and that I won't get Pked. --19:28, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

• I performed my first two revives with this character today. I was disturbed to find Ron Burgundy's dead body at Allder Row. Hopefully he got a revive, and believe it or not his hair was perfect and his clothes were untainted. --21:40, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

• I got killed by some zombie from the Eastonwood Ferals. I'll be looking for his ass in order to repay the favor once I get revived. --03:48, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

• Moved into the Whippey Building today after collecting ammo. 4 zombies in there were quickly killed from coordination between me and a few other survivors. I am cautiously optimistic about the intelligence of people at this place. --17:18, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

• Well, both Latrobe and Caiger fell. I am extremely content that all the lazy-ass imbeciles in the mall got their brains eaten out. They did nothing and now they see what happens when they don't do jack sh*t; hopefully they learned something from this, but I'm uncertain that they will. Anyway, I ran over to Shearbank ahead of time and scouted out the area around Stickling Mall due to it being our next objective. I'm staying there and keeping track of everything because I don't want to give undeserved revives to the slapnuts that got killed, and it should be more interesting. --19:13, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

• I was able to kill 2 zombies in Latrobe, but I was unable to barricade due to 29 others and a ransacking. Hopefully it will get better tomorrow. --16:33, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

• Well, this is not good. About 40 zombies in Latrobe and only 20 survivors. I was able to kill 2 zombies and dump four bodies before having to leave. It would be nice if the lazy-ass people in Caiger helped instead of doing nothing all day long. --02:52, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

• Well, I planned to spend only 20 AP tonight, but seven damned zombies broke in and I had to barricade the Latrobe Building. Oh well, I hope the situation gets dealt with quickly. --01:38, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

• To my horror one of my comrades was dragged out into the streets while I wasn't present. After looking at the survivor group list, I was relieved that she got a revive. I then went to Pagram Library and again to my surprise, there were 5 zombies and 5 humans in the building. I disposed of two zombies and shot another before passing out in Caiger from looking for ammo. --16:27, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

January 2007

• I wanted some fun, and I got it today! After barricading the Latrobe Building up to VHB, I inspected the status of several buildings outside of Caiger. All of a sudden, a zombie came out of nowhere and started attacking me. After losing half my HP and going through 3 faks, I blew off the head of the freak that was attacking me. That was a fun day. --20:25, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

• I gathered a bunch of faks and ammo in Caiger Mall. I then went to the Latrobe Building and to my surprise a zombie was standing in the middle of the crowd! I headshotted it and then continued on my merry way. --17:10, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

• Today was quite a bad day. I tried to kill some zombies outside of the NT, but many were active and the random number generator was not on my side. I'd rather not go into detail about what happened, but I ended up searching for faks in Caiger Mall for quite a while. --19:49, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

• Killed 2 more in Pagram Library, that place can never stay zombie-free. I attacked so much that I ran out of AP and had to crawl to safety a while later before getting eaten. That was definitely a close call. --17:25, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

• Killed 2 siafu inside of Pagram Library. Just made it back in time to the Latrobe Building before I ran out of AP. --21:06, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

• Moved into Caiger Mall today. Ran through Ackland Mall and the Latrobe Building on the way there. About 180 siafu outside of Latrobe. Spent time looking for ammo. --21:22, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

• Moved from Mitchem Mall to somewhere in Barrville. Passed through Nichols Mall and Floyde Stadium on the way there. --21:42, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

• Killed a siafu (if you don't know what this is read World War Z) in the northeast corner of St. John's Cathedral. Hurt another one and dumped two dead bodies. There are still three siafu left. --16:45, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

• Killed a zombie in the southeast corner of St. John's Cathedral. Hurt another one quite significantly, but not enough AP to finish it off. --20:12, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

• Killed a zombie outside of Goodford Road Police Department in Vinetown. --17:26, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

• Killed a zombie somewhere in Osmondville. --14:11, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

• Did a large amount of renovation on my page. --22:08, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

• Moved back to Blesley Mall to get supplies. --13:33, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

• Started shooting a zombie, but another one came and started munching on me. Didn't have the AP to take it out, so went to the nearest hospital and got some faks. --13:40, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

December 2006

• Re-barricaded the mobile phone mast building in Gulsonside. Went to find a portable generator but couldn't obtain one. --17:11, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

• Chopped a zombie to pieces in Northcote Avenue Fire Station and now resting in Blesley Mall. I think I need to level up quite a bit before I move onto Caiger Mall. --18:50, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

• Killed a zombie outside of some NT building. Barely had enough AP to make it back inside. --23:08, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

• Made it to the Howarth Boulevard Railway Station. Glad to see others there that I know. --01:35, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

• In the Rickard Building in Shackleville right now. Used my sweet freerunning map to get there. At the latest I'll be in the new HQ tomorrow. --13:32, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

• Used my new, sweet freerunning map to get from the Sweeney Building to Neot General Hospital. --14:43, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

• Finished a freerunning map for all of Malton. Caiger reclamation efforts don't appear to be going very well. It's going to take some time until I reach the new location I'm supposed to go to. I really have too many templates. --13:58, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

• Didn't like the Caiger Mall template I made so I killed it. Furthermore, I'm not going to that mall so there is no need for it. --15:37, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• the Sweeney Building got overrun and I got killed along with everyone else in the place. Jon D'oh got me a revive real quick though. --14:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• Killed a zombie in the Sweeney Building. Fixed barricades back up to EHB+1. --23:22, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

• Moved quite close to the Sweeney Building. In some junkyard right now trying to clear out the Sweeney Building. Six zombies inside and one outside the NT. --00:00, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

• Had to run back to Yea PD due to break-in and didn't have enough AP to help kill the zombies. Going to check it out tomorrow, when I got enough AP. --05:00, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

• Put Oxley up to EHB and Whippey FD up to VSB+2 as an entry point into Oxley and Curle PD. Zeds might be attacking Oxley, I noticed a drop in barricade level, but fixed it somewhat; good that no one is in there. --00:24, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

• Finally found a pistol after searching for weeks. Checked out the Oxley Building; there were 5 zeds outside and the doors were wide open. Didn't care to go in and examine the interior for obvious reasons. Just noticed I forgot to timestamp the last note; oh well, too late now. --19:59, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

• I think I'll just stick with my page and templates, the suggestions stuff is too encompassing for me. Didn't do much in the game; wondering when the move on Caiger Mall is.

I can't believe I didn't timestamp this one! --22:07, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

• Made it over to the PD. Still need health, healed myself a little. Searched for a pistol, but kept finding pistol clips. Kind of annoying, but amusing at the same time. --22:43, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

• Moved over to the designated revive point. Nothing happening yet. --20:53, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

• I just watched the new Halo 3 trailer, and I feel a lot better. It will be good to get back up on my feet and get back to killing those freaks of nature (zombies). --00:44, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

• Got attacked and killed AGAIN. --00:18, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

• Attacked a zombie outside. I couldn't help it, I needed the XP. Going to move to that PD tomorrow. --01:25, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

• Got up, grabbed some faks, barricaded an entry point, and entered the Laimbeer Building. --22:25, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

• Got revived by Lachryma. Going to kill some zombies outside of the Laimbeer Building tomorrow. --02:41, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

• The slapnuts that killed me was Sgt Milton. Hopefully Lachryma will let me put him and his organization, the Eastonwood Ferals and more specifically the Unknown Armies division, under our enemies list. --21:48, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

• Some jackass Pker killed me so I'll have to go get another revive somewhere. Hopefully I will run across this slapnut again and get the chance to beat the sh*t out of him. --21:11, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

• Moved into lower Eastonwood. Went into building and barricaded the hell out of it. Zeds nearby, but shouldn't make it in. Will be checking status of 'cades quite frequently. tGBE --03:05, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

November 2006

• Moved closer to the Laimbeer Building. Going to take this slow so always have enough AP to barricade. --16:15, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

• In Brent Place Fire Station in Brooke Hills and going to take over the Laimbeer Building when enough AP is recovered. Need to have enough AP to clear out the place and maintain barricades. Area not safe so have to check barricades frequently. tHBBH --23:01, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

• Finally got a revive at Church Square in Lamport Hills. Etaoin Shrdlu revived me so now I officially love that guy/gal. Didn't post name so can't tell gender. Going to go somewhere safe tomorrow and eventually get to GC safehouse. --00:24, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

• Going to Ames Plaza in Earletown to get a revive because it seems to be the only operational one in northern Malton. At best, will be alive and ready in two days. --19:59, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

• Was waiting in West Boundwood for over a day so I'm moving to get a revive at Yagoton. Hopefully this one will be the fastest. --22:40, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

• This place is just as bad as the first one. If not revived by tomorrow going to Yagoton or another place where I am sure the revive points are working. I made a new template that I believe expresses my frustration about waiting times. --23:31, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

• Moved to another place to get revive. First location taking too long. --18:11, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

• Moved up north to get a revive. Lots of others waiting for one too. This might take a while. --22:04, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

• Got killed while away watching Borat at the movies(it's hilarious, I suggest you see it). Going to get a revive when I have enough AP. It took coordinated attacks from 5 of those sissy-ass zombies to take me down. Going to ravage those slapnuts if I see them again. --02:10, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

• Away for several days due to Gears of War release. Beat the game several times so back here in Malton. Killed a zombie, read the new changes in the game and found the fort modifications quite confusing. Also sad to hear that the Blackmore Building fell and I would like to admire the survivors for their valiant defense. --17:21, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

• Stopped off in a hospital and grabbed a load of medkits. Left and went to another undisclosed location to regenerate AP. Shacknews slapnuts are going to get it tomorrow! --05:24, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

• Got killed by Shacknews in the Whatmore Building. None of the slapnuts in the building thought it useful to barricade the place and kill the zombies in it. Moved onto Shearbank and got a revive. Staying there in an undisclosed location and going to take revenge upon the Shacknews slapnuts. --05:46, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

• Went to the building next to the Whatmore Building. Attacked a zombie, but forgot it was a revive location. Healed the undead wanting a revive a bit. Only a few zeds outside the place, but more in the surrounding area. --04:51, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

• Currently in the Whatmore Building in Yagoton. Crashin' there with approximately 130 other survivors. The building is barricaded really well. Spotted some zeds in the area, so tomorrow I'm going to take them out. --04:30, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

• Officially in Ghetto Cow right now. Going to augment projectile weaponry skills in Yagoton and then head down to Ridleybank with the rest of Ghetto Cow. --04:25, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

• Decided to join Ghetto Cow with Firequag. Killed a zombie outside of a hotel. Found a flak jacket and a shotgun shell. I am going to find out where GC's HQ is and go there. --01:31, 15 November 2006 (UTC)