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Too Many Templates
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| This user puts way too many templates on their page.
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Suck the Cow!
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| In the grim darkness of Malton there is only war. And rats.
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The Crimson Wolves
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| This user or group is affiliated or allied with The Crimson Wolves, a survivor group dedicated to slaughtering slightly undead people whose only sin is their addiction to devouring other people alive.
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A Colossus Of Class
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This user or group is part of the New Malton Colossus.
Bringing Glorious Battle to you since 2006.
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Quiz Prize 4
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| Zombie slay3r knows that zombies are a girls best friend.
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Here, have a rat!
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| Axe Hack has given Zombie slay3r a rat for solving Quiz #13 while writing a letter to Bush.
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Here, have a rat!
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| Ev933n has given Zombie slay3r a rat for being the coolest active person in our group to have never really had a chat with me!
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Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
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| This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.
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The AlQilya Jihad
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| Proud member or supporter of AlQilya and their Jihad on the zombies of Malton.
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Death And Destruction
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| This user or group supports the fiery women of Hel's Daughters and their zombie ways. Would you like a taste?
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Where Are The Women?
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| This user or group supports Cybele's Children and agrees that there should be more female characters in Malton.
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Cold Hearted Killers
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| This user or group supports the icy women of Cybele's Slayers and their devious ways. Are you feeling lucky?
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Healing hands, Open hearts
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| This user or group supports the gentle touches of Cybele's Sisters and their helpful ways. Everyone needs a woman's touch.
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1+1 is 2?
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| What? I had it at 47...
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Male
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| This user is male.
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Atheist
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| This user is an atheist.
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Urban Dead
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| This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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It's a Joke, OK?
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| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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Speedy Delete It
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| This user likes to delete junk without all that pesky democracy getting in the way.
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Image Purger
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| This sysop has purged 870 unused images and image revisions from the wiki.
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I SEE YOU!!1!
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Ex-Sysop
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| This user was once a sysop.
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Remember To Sign!
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| This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too.
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Formatting Nazi
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| This user is a formatting Nazi and will fix your lists, indents, links, template calls or other wiki-code without asking.
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Happy Template Maker
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| This user is happy that so many people use his templates.
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Templates
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| This user knows how to make templates.
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Templates
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| Zombie slay3r has made 15 templates as of now.
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Templates
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| Zombie slay3r has 162 different templates on his page as of now.
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Bandwagon
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This user has jumped on
the template bandwagon.
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Let's Abuse Flagboxes!
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| This user or group abuses or excessively uses flagboxes.
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Edits to Date
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| This user has made approximately a load edits as of now.
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Remember To Sign!
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| This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too.
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Clock
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| The time is currently 12:41 based on server time.
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Calendar
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| Today is Thursday, 21 Nov 2024
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Suggestions
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| Zombie slay3r has made 1 suggestions as of now
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Implemented!
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| This user has gotten 0 suggestions implemented!
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Vandals Beware
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| This user will not hesitate to smite you with his ban hammer of justice.
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PSYOPS! OH NOES!!1!
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| Duck and cover, duck and cover!
Tin-foil hats may work too!
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Death to the Sockpuppets!
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| Zombie slay3r thinks all sockpuppets are inherently evil, and that they should be killed with fire.
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MISCONBITRATION
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| GOMG MOD CABOOSE!!!!
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Secret Shadow Group Member
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| This user is a member of the Secret Shadow Group that controls the wiki.
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Supporter of No Tactics
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| I have no clue what I'm doing.
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Don't Nerf Mah PKing!
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| This user is sick of people trying to nerf PKing.
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Tetris Addict
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| This user is addicted to Tetris.
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KEEP MALTON TIDY
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| Please use the receptacles provided.
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Pagan
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Zombie slay3r is a Pagan and will happily make martyrs out of religious fanatics.
Fire, sword or bullet?
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Death Count
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| Zombie slay3r has died 23 times.
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PK Deaths
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| Zombie slay3r has been Pked 3 times.
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Weapon of Choice
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| This user's weapon of choice is his fire axe.
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Trigger Happy
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| This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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Axe Crazy
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| This user has an axe. Do not cross him/her.
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Bang!
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| Zombie slay3r wants mean people to die.
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Fire Fighter
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| This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe.
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Grammar
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| This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
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Saint Isidore Is Watching
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| Have you checked your spelling?
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Seagal > Norris
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| This user knows that Chuck Norris is Steven Seagal's bitch.
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Chuck Norris Sucks!
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| This user thinks that Chuck Norris isn't that cool, he's just a cowboy.
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Clippit
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| Zombie slay3r wants to vaporize Clippit.
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Zombie slay3r is a Viking
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| They kick Pirate and Ninja ass with ease (all together or one at a time)
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<< WARNING >>
The following images are graphic
and may be disturbing to some.
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IT NEVER ENDS!
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| This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
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Beat The Bejesus
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| This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings...
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Proud To Be A Zombie Hunter
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| This user is a Zombie Hunter and is probably off head shotting a zed right now.
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Proud To Be Alive
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| This user is a survivor and proud of it.
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Player Killer
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| "One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."
This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.
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PKer
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| This user is a PKer and is probably off killing some poor defenseless survivor.
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Proud To Be Dead
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| This user is a zombie and proud of it.
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Brain Rot
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| One of this user's characters has brain rot and/or supports those select few who do have brain rot.
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Brain Rot
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| This User has Brain Rot and wishes to stay dead.
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Rescue
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| This user thinks that adding 1 AP to the revive cycle is pointless.
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Revive Count
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| Zombie slay3r has revived 26 people.
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Safehouse Supporter
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| This user or group supports Vantar's Safehouse and respects its neutrality!
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What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
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| This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin'
long.
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PK Reporting
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| This User or Group supports PK Reporting. Don't let Player Killers get away with murder. Report them on the Rogues Gallery.
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Hunt him down!
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| Pathetic Bill must be killed and sent back to hell, where he belongs!
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pfuargh ... McZeds™
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| Although (or precisely because) this group does NOT eat at McZeds™, it supports the use of corpses for what they call "High Quality Processed Fast Food."
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Alt user
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| Zombie slay3r has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
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War On Sheep
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| This user or group is sick of survivors acting like lame sheep. Zombies are supposed to be the herd creatures, not the living!
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Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
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| This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.
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Directions To Exit
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| Always follow the arrows when in doubt of where to go.
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OH NOEZ! ZOMBIES!
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| This user is currently hiding from zombies and is using the best disguise ever!
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Where is Malton?
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| Zombie slay3r thinks that Malton is on a server in the UK.
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Teetotaler
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| Zombie slay3r does not drink.
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Dairy
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| This user or group supports the distribution of dairy products for all of Malton's Citizens.
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Math fun
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| This user thinks that math is awesome.
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Scientology Unfriendly
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| This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.
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Mrh?
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| This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
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This user is capable of Miracles
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| Just don't rush them...
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No Life
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| This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and check the wiki.
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Stop Holiday Imperialism!
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| This user refuses to acknowledge the start of Christmas season until the day after Thanksgiving.
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Thanksgiving
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| This user supports the mass murder of turkeys for Thanksgiving.
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OMG Banana!
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| This user ate too many bananas.
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Heavy Lifters, Maybe?
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| This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once.
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Curse You Encumbrance!!!
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| This user carries around a lot of crap.
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HOARD
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| This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard.
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Money Tree
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| Money Really Does Grow On Trees!
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Zombie Massacre
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| This user loves going on zombie massacres.
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PK WITH US
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| Hello! Come and PK with us. Come and PK with us.
Forever... and ever... and ever!
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SGP, MFD, CMS, UBP...
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| This user thinks there are enough capital letters used on the wiki to feed every bookworm in the world.
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Pyromaniac
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| Zombie slay3r is a pyro and proud of it.
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Nerf This!
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| This user actually uses the word "nerf" appropriately.
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How do you know she is a witch?
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| This user was turned into a Newt...
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RUN!
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| Zombie Ostrichs are out to get us!!
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Mr Fluffles
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| This user loves to huggle a cute, fluffy, darling, lovable bunny every single day!
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Kitties!
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| This user supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.
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Piebtration
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| This user believes that pie duels can solve most problems in life.
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Drama Llama
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| The Llama is watching you.
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We love Lachryma!!!
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| Zombie slay3r loves the hot Russian lady!!!
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We love Kiki!!!
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| Zombie slay3r loves the hot police lady!!!.
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We love Karija!!!
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| Zombie slay3r loves the hot nurse lady!!!.
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We love...wait a minute
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| Zombie slay3r loves the hot fir---oh wait this is going horribly wrong, isn't it...
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Pools Closed Due to Aids!
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| DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
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Slapnuts
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| This user may or may not refer to someone as "slapnuts".
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The PKers got Kenny!
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| Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
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RickRolled!
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| This user has been RickRolled and wouldn't get this from any other guy.
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mudkipz
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| so i herd u liek mudkipz?
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u herd rite...
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| dis user leiks mudkips
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You Get Nothing!
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| You lose! Good day, sir!
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"Free" Running?
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| This user believes that Free Running works by the heavy use of quantum mechanics.
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Borehamwood
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Population: 11058
Current Population
0 standing survivors
5 standing zombies
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Population of Malton
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Active Characters: 3771
Survivors: 1375 (57%)
Zombies: 1030 (43%)
Dead bodies: 1202
Revivifying bodies: 164
Standing Zombie Hunters: 1048
02:20, 30 September 2024 (UTC)
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Monroeville
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Population: 42,642
Current Population
0 survivors
3 zombies
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Troll Begone!
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| This user will remove troll posts.
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Billy Mays
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| Hi!
Billy Mays here with an amazing product!
But wait, there's more!
Here's how to order!
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Great Hair
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| Charles Bronson had amazing hair. His hair would've kicked your hair's ass.
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Kill All Pigs!!!
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| This user is a cop killer.
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DOOM
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| Remember to tell your grandkids to put a rocket launcher in your coffin. If you go to Hell when you die, you’ll need it for some final cleaning-up.
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Genuine Murderer
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| "PKers don't sip tea with DEM by day and frag them with a happy little laugh by night. We kick their asses, take their names, and promise them more in return if they give us any further shit. We're not here to be nice guys who are a thorn in the side of the establishment." -Headless Gunner
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Kevanism
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| Zombie slay3r is a Kevanist. They believe that the universe was created approximately 20 years ago by an intelligent designer.
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☭ Lachryma Rules!! ☭
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| And if you see question marks instead of the hammer and the sickle go here, and don't annoy the Czarina.
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Terrible Role Playing
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| Life Cultists are terrible RPers. Zombies are never, ever helpful to the living.
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Kurt Cobain 1967-1994
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| This user agrees with the NFA. Nirvana, grunge, and alternative rock are good!
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Low HP Survivors
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| PKer Crack
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DORIS
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| Zombie slay3r supports DORIS and its fight to free Yagoton from opression.
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Way Too Long
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| This is a very big and very long article. It deserves at least one template. You know... For Feng Shui.
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The Player Killer Alliance
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| You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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Zerg Hunters Unlimited
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| Zombie slay3r/templates supports the Zerg Hunters Unlimited in their fair and quick extermination of multi-character abusers!
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Anti McZeds™
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| This Zombie or Human does not eat at McZeds™, the patty flipping harmanz bra!nz are full of grease.
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This user's or group's powerlevel is…
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THE EMPIRE
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| Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army!
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His power level...
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| IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
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SNAKE IS DEAD
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| Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
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Don't Leave Home Without It
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I don't go anywhere without
The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
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BEWARE: Roundhouse Kick Master!
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This user has mastered Chuck Norris' signature only move. It's deadly!
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Cry More Please
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| Aaaaawww… Does someone need a hug? What about a blankie?
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
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| Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic
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Didn't we make ourselves clear?
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| Remember kids: Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, YOU ARE DEAD
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Templates make FUNFUN!
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| Zombie slay3r thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!
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Cats
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| This user loves cats.
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Kitties!
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| This user supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.
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Anti Flagbox Abuse
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| Zombie slay3r is against the abuse or excessive use of flagboxes.
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Anti-Combat Reviver
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| Zombie slay3r dislikes the strategy known as 'Combat Revival'.
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Anti-Trenchcoater
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| Zombie slay3r finds people with 20 shotguns and katanas to be obnoxious.
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