McZeds (new)
Welcome to the Official New McZed's™ Fast Food Restaurant Wiki page! For Staff Issues, please check the noticeboard in The Staff Room
DISTRICT MANAGER
How about one down here in Tapton? Hey can McZeds please put a restaurant in Roftwood? We are getting tired of the same old Rations and wine. We would certainly enjoy some delicious Zomburgers!
To place the menu on your wiki page, just use {{McZeds menu}}
One of the principle new ideas of the new management was food delivery. Thus, we will now be using 26.47 as our dedicated food ordering line, just tell us your name, location and what you want, and if theres a store in the area, we'll deliver the food fresh to you! In fact we're so proud of it, we guarantee to be able to get to you, or your money back*! Please note that McZed's™ is not responsible for any damage incurred to the food during transit.McZed's™.
The company has a diverse and somewhat amusing history. Firstly, our now CEO joined Old McZeds as a manager, soon opening up multiple stores with IRL friends. However, Atari techno, the District Manager went missing, and Stuart held a vote to take over, which passed unanimously. But, Amazing, the group's founder, objected to the new management, and took Stuart to A/A via Zod Rhombus. Stuart lost the case, but was allowed to found New McZeds with his voters. He has changed the wiki page, amde several new alliances, and found managers for new stores that otherwise would not exist. Founded in mid 2007, McZed's™ is Malton's newest and best fast food chain. Dedicated to quality food and service, McZed's™ hopes to be your family's favorite restaurant. We use only the best prime cuts of meat from the most lively and hardy undead fiends. Now the Aunt Gladys you thought was forever lost can be a part of you for eternity!
Show your support for the McZed's™ chain by placing this tag on your user or group page! {{McZeds}}
Don't just take our word for it, see what these folks had to say!
we decided on a new policy find some corpse's bring em to Mczeds!--Bb buckshot 03:21, 13 July 2008 (BST)Bb buckshot
Another bright idea of the management was to establish McZedsWorld in the South-East corner of Yagoton. Here you can consume gourmet McZeds zomburgers, and other various fairground attractions, including It's a Dead World, After All, and Barhah Mountain. You can also get autographs of all your favourite stars, including Dead McZed himself! Warning. Any blood on clothes must not be ingested. McZeds is not responsible for any injuries in relation to hugging Dead McZed™
So you've visited the McZed's™ page. You've eaten McZed's™ food. Now you want to open your very own location! Here are the steps you should follow as a prospective member of the McZed's™ franchise:
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