Club McClean

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Club McClean

Yagoton [47,18]

Beckley Walk Tinkler Street St. Hugh's Church
Baillie Walk Club McClean Gatchell Alley
Hanlon Square the Humpfries Arms Sliney Row

Basic Info:

  • Clubs are Dark buildings.
  • The usual internal description of a Club reads as follows:
    "…in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor."
  • When powered by a portable generator, the internal description changes to the following:
    "Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers."
  • Clubs can be barricaded normally.


Club McClean
EHB, dark.
AndyMatthews (talk) 23:57, 18 January 2022 (UTC)



Club McClean was one of the original McZeds eateries. Many disco dancers used to consume their raw flesh here during the outbreak, but the club has fallen into such disarray that even the McZeds section was buried under brainz. Until Stuartbman came along and re-opened the store. As he follows Yagoton Barricade Plan and that demand is so high, the club and eatery will be heavily barricaded and only the most determined, and therefore hungry customers who have free running, can enter. The staff do however regularly throw rotten meat out of the windows so that no-one can go hungry. Currently at peace with YagoBrew and Dexter Manley in particular. All help is welcome.


Barricade Policy

According to the Yagoton Barricade Plan, this building is to be kept at EHB at all time. Two free running buildings border it: St. Hugh's Church one block directly NE and The Humpfries Arms one block directly south.

Current Status

McZeds.png McZeds™
This location has a McZeds™ restaurant.
Now Open! Serving you 24 hours every day through the apocalypse.
Join today!
They're all having zomburgers. Are you?

McZed's™ Menu.

Have them your way!
Item Description Price
» Entrees
Zomburger A delicious undead patty with lettuce, tomatoes and pickles on a warm sesame seed bun. 99¢
Fillet O' Flesh The finest catch of the dead with mayo and special sauce. $1.99
Royale with Bra!nz™ Here in Malton, we use the metric system, we don't know what the barhah a quarter-pounder is. The rest is an obscure joke. $2.29
The Rotter™ A huge all-green patty, "Special Sauce", lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun! $2.49
Chick O' Zed™ Zombie chicken grown right here in Malton. Oozing with juicy undead chickenness. $2.99
» Beverages
Small Croke Cola™, Diet Croke Cola™, Dr. Revver™, Mello Hellspew™, Hi-Z™ Green Punch, Malton Dew™ (new!) or Iced Tea. 99¢
Medium $1.29
Large $1.49
» Side Orders
Finger Fries Simply the best, thickest zombie digits, deep fried and golden brown. 99¢
Chili A steaming hot bowl of spicy chili. Rich and hardy with flavorful chunks of ghoul in every bite. 99¢
Onion Rings Hand cut Gourmet Onions breaded and fried with our special beer batter. 99¢
» Kid's Menu
Malty Meal A Zomburger, small fries, and small drink in a fun box with one (1) free toy! $1.99
FreezyZed™ An ice cold treat that you can enjoy with a spoon or straw. Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, or Sangria. 99¢
I-Scream! Treats™ Available in vanilla, chocolate, mulato, and other flavors (depending on availibility). Topped with your choice of S&M's, Shrapnel Sprinkles, or Chunky Strawberry Sauce. 99¢, $1.25, and $1.49
Survivor-Size any Value Meal for only $1 extra!