Malton Urban Militia
Led by self-appointed Mayor Milhouse Carter Cheese (aka Mayor MC Cheese), a 64 year old Vietnam veteran and electorally defeated former mayoral candidate.
The Malton Urban Militia is a coalition of the willing - a volunteer army. Currently the M.U.M. maintains an ever-expanding network of safehouses throughout the city. Stay tuned to 28.29 MHz for regular broadcasts and updates, and visit our information center[1] regularly for updates on the progress of the M.U.M. and visit our forum[2] for directives on how to join our ranks.
Rebels and other enemies of society (PKers - you know who you are) - I implore you to stand down and co-operate with the M.U.M. for the good of your community at large.
This has been your mayor speaking. M.U.M.'s the word...
--Mayor MC Cheese 14:54, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
M.U.M. Information Centre[3]
M.U.M. Forum[4]
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Frequency: 28.29 MHz
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