User talk:Mayor MC Cheese

Hello Mayor. I just thought we should meet face to face.--Gil Byther 16:20, 6 August 2008 (BST)

threats

a member of your group MUM going by the name of Revot2 0 left a threatening comment on my talk page, i recommend you talk to him before he riles the horde into a feeding frenzy, the Feral Undead have been looking for a new target and another insult might drive us on the warpath.--Bullgod 04:14, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Mr. Bullgod,

I would not normally converse in this manner with the Undead, however, in appreciation of the respect you have shown me by contacting me, as one commander to another, I have chosen to respond. revot2 0 is an enthusiastic, impetuous individual. As the leader of a volunteer militia, I accept a wide variety of sheep into the fold, along with the occasional goat. It seems apparent that further training will be beneficial for revot, as it is unwise to provoke a hostile adversary without consulting one's commander beforehand. That having been said, the Undead plague demands that survivors revive or exterminate the affected individuals. Our mandate is to restore order to Malton, and dealing with the effects of the plague will continue to be a crucial component of our activies, for which I cannot apologize. If you require a "target", and are determined to pursue the M.U.M. as your "target", then by all means, bring it on. You will receive the fight of your lives from all 17 of us, and since it should only require about one tenth of your forces to engage us, the other 200 of you can go knock over a mall or whatever bored zombies do. I do not negotiate with my enemies. I do not seek a truce. I am also not naive enough to believe that our meager forces are ready to deal with a group of your size at this point in time. It would be unwise on my part and unfair to those under my command to actively pursue an enemy that outnumbers us 10 to 1. While I cannot control those under my command, I must accept responsibility as their commander. Sometimes leading a group is not all that it is cracked up to be...

(sighs & pours another whiskey & soda)

M.U.M's the word... MMCC

Mayor MC Cheese 04:16, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Haha, well spoken! I understand how it is dealing with impetuous youngsters, we have a dozen or so currently ourselves(you would not believe the stupid things ive seen them do), i was pointing it out to you because i have seen that kind of behavior in the past lead to the destruction of more than a few smaller groups, when one member insults one horde, and a second member insults another, it can be a vortex of destruction they don't escape, so i figured last thing im sure you need is someone running around shouting poorly worded unsigned insults at people. i am especially sorry since that was such a nice response! too many of our enemies cower at the idea of us targeting them, the few that actually look forward to it are all to rare. given the chance i would love to attack a group with such bravado, but more pressing matters have come to light. it seems a day or two ago a member of the group Evil Avatar killed one of our female members, but as he did so he also called her by words i will only refer to here as the "B" word and the "C" word. falling me and my kind filth i can handle, but no one talks to a lady like that so long as im mayor elect of this city without being hunted down. perhaps after we can track you down, or if you'd like to meet us in penny heights that would work too, but for now my horde has more important targets. i do hope you wont be too broken up about it? --Bullgod 07:46, 17 August 2008 (BST)

like all those before you your blood shall decorate the halls of Fort Feral, and those squatters in our fort who join you will be ripped to pieces. blah blah blah, insert threats here, etc. get out. XD --Bullgod 00:31, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Pages

"Objectives of the M.U.M." and "Recruitment Video" are going to be moved to your group's subspace. Cheers! --Janus ^talk 00:56, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Aloha!

Hello Mayor! I'm sorry to say you've caught me in the midst of a long nap in Shackleville... but I've passed your message along to our Brigadier, Tommy Crowbar. Good luck with all the zombie shenanigans going on at the moment.  :) I hope all is well with you and MUM! Best regards. --Lucy Daniels 03:47, 12 May 2011 (BST)

Warning

Please do not spam many talk pages with recruitment material on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. -- boxy 11:50, 3 June 2011 (BST)