User:Mayor MC Cheese

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I am Milhouse Carter Cheese, a 64 year old Vietnam veteran and survivor of the outbreak of infection and the walking dead that now populate the streets of the city of Malton. I was defeated in Malton's last municipal election by the incumbent before the outbreak began (whom I now believe to be deceased - or undead). On January 21, 2008 I have declared myself to be mayor of Malton, in the hopes that doing so will lead to the restoration of order to a community in crisis and chaos.

Together with other survivors, we are forming a coalition of the willing - a volunteer army known as The Malton Urban Militia. I am an idealistic man, and I still believe in the inherent goodness of man toward his brother. Although altruistic by nature, as mayor I am keenly aware that desperate measures are required to salvage and protect our community, which will at times necessitate the preclusion of a humanitarian agenda.

I am aware of recent elections and the subsequent failure of the mayor elected in April 2007 to appoint a cabinet or plan for Malton's future. I have no desire to subvert the democratic process, however, the current lack of leadership demands that someone, elected or appointed, must provide for the community in this crucial municipal role. Perhaps future elections will produce an opportunity to elect me to this office I now occupy out of necessity and duty to our community. Time will tell.

This has been your mayor speaking. M.U.M.'s the word...

--Mayor MC Cheese 15:06, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Malton Urban Militia

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