Hard Knock Life
| It's a Hard Knock Life for us! | |
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| Abbreviation: | HKL |
| Group Numbers: | ~20 |
| Leadership: | Life Council |
| Goals: | Restoring Dangerous Suburbs |
| Recruitment Policy: | Zombies- Brain Rot. Survivors- Lack of rot, of course! |
| Contact: | Forums |
Hard Knock Life is the largest life cultist group in Urban Dead, dedicated to repairing ransacked or otherwise ruined buildings. We operate in strike teams and move wherever the trouble is.
TinyURL: tinyurl.com/HardKL
Why life cultists?
Good question.
A life cultist, by definition, is a zombie that attacks other zombies to aid the survivor cause.
Many people frown on zombie killing (referring to a zombie killing another zombie, ZKing) due to the victim zombie only being penalized 1 action point to stand up. It is without question that zombies are the most efficient killing machines, and HKL plans on using this to their advantage. ZKing can provide an effecient method of clearing buildings of zombies, and, once a building is cleared, the life cultists clear out and the living members repair and barricade the building.
Having the majority of members rotting means that we can move into zombie-infested suburbs and only have to worry about keeping a minority of members alive.
"Zambahz! Looking for a red door, but it's already been painted black? Can't find a harman brain? Well, have we got a deal for you! Have you considered cannibalism?" - Alan C
Recent HKL News
Place most recent news at the top. Please sign your reports. News older then a month can be found in the archive.
January 9 The Dead and the Undeadites are giving us a run for our money, but we're still fighting! --Speels 07:15, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
December 31 After finishing with both Eastonwood and Darvall Heights we are moving into Dunell Hills to see what The Dead are packing, alongside the DHPD and 404: Barhah not found. --Speels 23:43, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
December 20 With a lot of Eastonwood repaired we are operating in Darvall Heights as well as Eastonwood, along with the DHPD. --Speels 06:50, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
December 15 We really brought our A-game to Brooke Hills, and it's been completely repaired. We're moving into Eastonwood now. --Speels 04:37, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
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Frequency: 28.95 MHz |
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