Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
| Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem | |
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| Abbreviation: | DTEM (or TatEM "teeth at 'em!") |
| Group Numbers: | 1 |
| Leadership: | Doctor Teeth |
| Goals: | To terrorize all of Malton with our sweet melodies |
| Recruitment Policy: | Any zombie can join, especially muppets! |
| Contact: | [the.electric_mayhem@yahoo.com] |
WHICH AM US!
"Hey! Cool it everybody! Whoa! Our gentle mornin' melodies have attracted wanderin' admirers."
We am, is, are and be they whom as are known as Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem! We are zombie muppets and we are coming to get you!!
GROUP MEMBERS
Active member
- Doctor Teeth - Keyboards, vocals and leader of this zombie muppet crew.
Doctor Teeth is the only member of this group at the moment, as he is looking for the rest of his dead muppet clan.
In-Active members (currently MIA at the moment)
- Floyd Pepper - bass guitar and vocals.
- Zoot - saxophone.
- Janice - lead guitar, tambourine, and vocals.
- Animal - drums.
- Lips - trumpet.
and
- Scooter - road manager (man with the van!)
GOALS
- To find the rest of my dead muppet clan so that we may be a band again.
- To use our melodies to attract unsuspecting wanderin' survivors, then grab a hold of them when they get close enough, so that we may bite into their luscious brains.
- It is our hope that those we have chomped down on and made into fresh zombies, will want to join us in our quest to continue chomping down on survivors. All the while, making sweet melodies for our own enjoyment.
- To travel throughout the city of Malton and claim all the churches as our own, or at least any we happen to come upon. So that we may turn them into coffee houses - with real good music and organic (brains) refreshments.
MUSIC
We love performing for large crowds or anyone who will give us a listen. One song that you will hear us play regularly since it is a definite crowd pleaser is the song, 'Can You Picture That'
The song goes something like this: (thunderously loud music begins to ensue)
Dr. Teeth: RIGHT! TWO THREE FOUR!
Dr. Teeth: Ohhh yeah! Whooo! Everybody's zombie lover, everybody's zombie brother, I wanna be your lifetime zombie friend. Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end. I never think of money, I think of brains 'n honey, grinnin like a cheshire cat. I focus on the pleasure, somethin' I can treasure, can you picture that? Can you picture that?
Dr. Teeth: (spoken) Hey, Floyd, take a verse!
Floyd Pepper: Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now! Really nothin' to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how. Now begins the changin', mental rearrangin', nothing's really where it's at,
Dr. Teeth: Now the zombie Eifel Tower's holdin up a flower. I gave it to a Malton cat!
[Musical bridge]
Floyd: Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do Yeah, even Zombie Claus believes in you.
Dr. Teeth: Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat.
Floyd: Be a better zombie, be an up and comer. Can you picture that?
Animal: CAN YOU PICTURE THAT??!!
Floyd: All of us are eatin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam
Janice Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!
Dr. Teeth: Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat, Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that? Can you picture that?
(Chorus) Can you picture? You gotta see it in your mind! Can you picture? You know it's quick and easy to find! Can you picture? You don't have to buy a frame! Can you picture? Can you picture that? Can you picture that?
Dr. Teeth: Use it if you need it Floyd: Don't forget to feed it! All: Can you picture that?
(music abruptly stops)
LOCATION
You will find Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem lurking around the churches near The Floyd Monument in Rhodenbank, terrorizing and infecting the not so innocent ones in St Dunstan's Church.
POLICIES AND BELIEFS
- Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem do not condone any of our members to participate in PKing or ZKing. - It is our belief that if you are dead/a zombie, you should only attack survivors/humans. To the same effect, if you are alive and human, you should only attack zombies.
- Not interested in killing at revive points or cemetaries.
- Not interested in spying.
- All we are mainly concerned with is ransacking churches so that we can turn them into coffee houses and entertain the masses.
- On a side note, if a church happens to be a revive point.. we WILL attack the church and anyone in it for our own purposes of taking the church as our own and turning it into a coffee house to jam in. It has nothing to do with the fact that it might be a revive point.
HOW TO JOIN
Doctor Teeth wants YOU! We welcome anyone that is a zombie, especially muppets to join!
- Simply add Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem as your group affiliation, on your profile page.
- Contact Doctor Teeth at: the.electric_mayhem@yahoo.com
FRIENDS AND ALLIES
None at the moment. Though, we have our eye on becoming friends with Shamblin' Crooners
SPREAD THE WORD
Spray paint any one of these slogans on walls and bulletin boards anywhere in the city of Malton.
- mmn.n.-azaaann-aaan.zna-abab (Teeth at em'!!)
- Doctor Teeth wants YOU!
- Muppet zombies are comin' to get you!
