Rotter's Relief
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Our Goals
We exist to balance the social mores within the quarantine zone which make brain-rotted zombies second-class creatures. Every zombie is a potential survivor, brain rot or not, and this natural state of decay should not make a difference. We are researchers and clinicians who do not discriminate, providing revivification to all.
About Our Clinic
Rotter's Relief is the leader in cutting edge revivification techniques; our clinic provides the highest level of care for the most corrupt of brains. We provide life and health support, in maintaining a revivification clinic, and general surgical care in adjacent facilities.
Setting the standard for the future of all such clinics in Malton, the Relievers were the first to establish a NecroTech Facility accessible to all, regardless of their current state of cranial degradation. No longer will advanced cases of neurological decomposition monopolize resources and impede the swift revival of less serious cases. All patients will be attended to, with minimum inconvenience and maximum efficiency.
We were ISO 9001:2000 certified on February 8, 2001.
Locations
Click on the Location name for the current clinic status
Rotter's Relief East is located in the Greatorex Building [99,65] in Houldenbank. Founding members of Rotter's Relief carefully chose this location for their prototype office due to its suitable facilities, and lacking skill in interior design, for the pre-existing Eames and Herman Miller furniture and modern-contemporary decor.
Rotter's Relief West is located in the Woodborne Building [0, 44] in Owsleybank.
Rotter's Relief Central is located in the Moseley Building [51, 57] in Stanbury Village.
Rotter's Relief South is located in the Wicksted Building [58, 96] in Wyke Hills.
Rotter's Relief North is our newest location and is located in the Jeffrey Building [56, 15] in Millen Hills.
To make the service accessible, the building will remain unbarricaded. Survivors are highly encouraged to find sleeping accomodations in another building, as an open building is a very dangerous place to stay. Rotter's Relief recognises The Uniform Barricading Policy and has negotiated that its offices exist outside of its strictures for the purposes of rot revives.
Patient Procedure
Make your way to our nearest clinic.
If you find your way impeded by unhelpful survivors, feel free to tear down the barricades and make your way inside. Please do not vent your frustrations on said survivors inside as this is unhelpful and perpetrates a stereotype of zombies we at Rotter's Relief are committed to challenging.
Please wait in the waiting room where magazines will be provided for your stimulation and entertainment. Please do not eat them. Our staff will attend to you as soon as possible. There are no forms to fill out.
Once you have received care and have been discharged, make your way to the nearest safehouse. Our staff may provide directions and you are free to remain and take advantage of our facilites for as long as you need to.
Please report any incidents of generator abuse or aggression to our staff on receiving your revive.
To request a revive at our facility
Go to http://www.rottersrelief.org/forum/index.php?board=10.0 and pick an office you would like to be revived at. Then post a reply in the office thread, and you should be revived shortly.
NOTE: You do not need to register for the forums to post a reply in these threads
History, Research and Development
- 2009, January 31
- Due to the overwhelming success of our other offices, Rotter's Relief North has opened for business.
- 2008, April 29
- After weeks of blood, sweat and hard labor, Rotter's Relief Central has re-opened for business. All zombies are welcome
- 2008, February 11
- Due to the overwhelming success of other offices, Rotter's Relief South has opened for business.
- 2008, January 27
- Rotter's Relief proudly launches http://www.rottersrelief.org
- 2007, May 27
- First record of a fully co-ordinated armed response by Rotter's Relief following a sustained campaign of PKing RR members in Stanbury Village. Five out of seven listed targets were eliminated within the space of an hour with two more tracked down at a later date.
- 2007, January 13
- Due to the overwhelming success of other offices, Rotter's Relief Central has opened for business.
- 2006, December 17
- The Houldenbank Office is up and running. Anyone needing a revive can now go to that office as well as The Owsleybank Office.
- 2006, October 20
- The Houldenbank Office is currently down due to the zombie raid in that area. All seeking a revive are encouraged to make it to our Owsleybank Office.
- 2006, August 3
- Due to the overwhelming success of our eastern office, Rotter's Relief West has opened for business.
- 2006, January 19
- NT Corporate has approved the new process of MARK II Syringe manufacture, some elements of which were based on Rotter's Relief findings. These findings can be found in "Revivification fluid delivery: injection instrumentation field manufacturing", The Annals of Undeath, 2005;4(3):134-147.
- 2006, February 8
- Rotter's Relief Research presents two posters at the Northeast Malton Revification Engineering Conference.
- 2006, February 17
- Rotter's Relief Clinical participates in the Maltom Symposium for Revivification Care Knowledge Management.
- 2006, March 28
- NT Corporate Researchers discover that zombies are building up an immunity to the revivification syringes. Rotter's Relief Research has embarked on a new research project to investigate. The IRB has approved the proposal.
Recruitment
We are currently accepting all interested parties in assisting at all offices. If you have any questions or concerns, please address them in our forums or IRC chat.
Rotter's Relief is an Equal Opportunity Employer and will not discriminate on the grounds of race, age, religion, gender or status of brain.
Support
Show your support for Rotter's Relief by proudly displaying Any or all of these templates on your Wiki page.
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This user supports Rotter's Relief's efforts to return Brain-Rotted zombies to the land of the living. |
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Rotter's Relief Supporter |
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This user supports Rotter's Relief and does not consider them to be a front for zombie spies. |
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Pro-Life! |
| This user supports Rotter's Relief's efforts to return Brain-Rotted zombies to the land of the living. |
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Rotter's Relief Supporter |
| This user supports Rotter's Relief and does not consider them to be a front for zombie spies. |
Forums
We have updated our forum in line with our mission statement and on-going plans for expansion. The can be found at: http://forum.rottersrelief.org
- Go to www.nexuswar.com/irc, type a nickname, and when the new window pops up, type: /join #rottersrelief and press enter (requires Java)
- Go to http://mibbit.com, change the server to Nexuswar.com, change the room to #rottersrelief, type a nickname and click connect. Or just click here. (should work on most computers)
Please leave a message and we will make sure it goes to the right place.
IRC Channel
If you would like to speak directly with one of our members, feel free to come see us in our new IRC channel:
irc.rizon.com #pushthenet
You can go directly to our IRC channel by clicking on the java applet below:
If no one is available to respond to your inquiry, please leave a message and someone will get back to you as soon as possible.
Standards and Practices
The following standards can be expected in all Rotter's Relief clinics across Malton
- Notification
- The graffiti on the inside of the the Clinic should indicate that it is a Brain Rotter clinic, and that it is not safe to stay in.
- The outside graffiti should indicate that it is a Brain Rotter clinic.
- Maintenance
- The building shall remain unbarricaded.
- Members should carry a generator and fuel and install it only when necessary, or at the request of another member, or before performing a powered revificiation.
- Services
- The physical presence of a zombie in one of our clinics indicates a revive request, and it shall be honored. Should that zombie be listed on our DNR (Do Not Revive) List, due to past aggressive acts, their presence in one of our clinics shall be taken as a hostile act and they will be executed.
- Field surgery may be provided.
- Directions to other facilities and general assistance may be provided.
- Policies Followed
- Uniform Barricading Policy will be followed for the surrounding suburb outside of the revive clinic itself.
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Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter |
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- Sacred Ground Policy will be adhered to, except for Brain Rotted zombies who clog the line. In this case a Use of Force will normally be sanctioned (see below).
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Sacred Ground Policy Supporter |
| This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
- Use of Force
- Use of Force is defined as acts of violence or unwilling revivification.
- Provoked acts of violence include those for self-defense, protection of clients, protection of survivors, and protection of clinic infrastructure.
- Unwilling revivification is defined as revivification not performed at designated revive points. Consent to revivication is considered to be tacitly given by the presence of a zombie at a clearly-marked revive point.
- Members should not engage in Use of Force unless strictly necessary and sanctioned by Rotter's Relief senior staff.
- Use of Force is defined as acts of violence or unwilling revivification.
External Organizations
Rotter's Relief is an organization composed entirely of certified first responders and scientists. We are a mix of non-combatants and combat medics. Combat medics are trained in the use of firearms, hand to hand weapons and unarmed combat techniques for the protection of patients and self. Any agreements with us cannot require us to use arms offensively.
Alliances
Department of Emergency Management
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Survivor Security Zone |
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Affiliates
Under Review. To be announced.
