User:Koblenz

Teamwork

yeaaa.... probably the only reason anyone is reading this is because you clicked my link because i killed you or something, and you only show irrational dislike towards me. that or you're a fellow Zombie and witnessed me taking heroic (albeit undead) action. woohoo.

The thing is (and I'm a total newb at this Wiki talk page nonsense) that if you do by chance click my lil' linky and get here, and read this, and also have a Wiki account thing, then message me through my talk page, and perhaps we can get along, work together, eat some brains, ya know.

Why? Because there is strength in numbers! you recall the days when you were Level 1, trying to kill something with your lousy Hit-XP-% ratios, and you hear about all those big groups obliterating building after building, suburb after suburb, and there you are trying to take down a barricade that gets EHB-repaired within the hour.

even with just a little cooperation, a few people can achieve a larger goal when their actions pull for the same cause.

I don't want to start a new group. I am quite leadership-skills-deficit. but if a handful of people can put together the slightest action for a single cause, the results are astounding. As Zombies, our goals are all the same, in general. sure, some aim to take out lights, some aim to "Salt the Lands", some aim simply to cut the living where it hurts the most (such as Hospitals or Malls or whatever.) but in the end, it all adds up to killing the living, so shouldn't the enemy of my enemy be a friend of mine?

it's a raw idea, but if anyone reads this, say something in the Talk Page

Koblenz 22:31, 20 April 2009 (BST)

Character

I was cruising UrbanDead and the Wiki one day and noticed that many people keep track of their stats, either in their description or here on the Wiki. So starting at Level 2, here are my stats, as well as a few other things:

Koblenz

Joined: 23rd of February, 2009

Character Class: Zombie; Corpse

Level: Level 18 as of the 23rd of April, 2009, @ approx 5:08 PM EST

Group: Feral Undead. (Pretty much just another Feral.)

Location: Darvall Heights.

Favorite Area to Frequent: Wasteland

Least Favorite Area to Frequent: Hospital

Wearing: a blood-flecked dark brown long-sleeved shirt, a grey jacket, a blood-flecked dark brown coat, a blood-flecked pair of black jeans and a bloodstained pair of grey boots

Description: The Zombie stares back at you, examining you with as much alacrity as its necrotic mind can withstand. He glares, then calmly looks up at the serene moon and stars; a longing in his eyes, but content with what he has become.

Other: I keep tabs on those who Attack, Extract DNA, Kill, Headshot, or otherwise negatively interact with me. so if you feel like you're being singled out, well... lets just say zombies can have Vendettas as well.

Rap Sheet

Kill Count: 31

Zombie Kill Count: 2 ZKers, 0 innocent

Generators Destroyed: 10

Radios Destroyed: 2

Decorations Destroyed: 1

Buildings Ruined: 12

Chumps Infected: 5

Dying Dragged outside: 0, Skill not accessed yet

Barricades (fully) destroyed: 19, 3 of which were Caiger Mall

Crap Sheet

Times Combat Revivified: 1

Times performed a 'Window Stunt': 0

Times Headshot: 3

Times Killed Normally as a Zombie: 1

Times said 'Mrh?': 0!

Times New Roman: ?

Templates

	Salt The Land
	Koblenz supports the Salt the Land policy.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	Profane Existence Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Profane Existence Policy & asserts that all Wastelands in the city of Malton are revive-free zombie zones.

	Dual Nature
	This user supports the Dual Nature Policy.

	Lucy Liu, Guns, and Chicken Owns!
	This user thinks that Lucy Liu, Guns, and Chicken is the best combination. Ever.

	Blot It Out!
	Koblenz supports the Blood Smear Grafitti ability for zombies