Talk:Shearbank Patrol

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Declaration of Intent

As Shearbank is the property of the Prophet, we would like to inquire as to why we have not received a permit for your residency within the suburb of Shearbank, and encourage you to do immediately for your own safety and the safety of all of Malton. We would also like to warn you that future carelessness will not be tolerated. Our attack team(s) will be moving into position now. We would also like to remind you that you have not applied for the following forms, including but not limited to: permit(s)32E,1A,3C,and 5D for public speaking, permit 4R to carrying a weapon, permit 3A for movement, permit 7H for housing, permit 54D for public housing, permit 98J for consumption of liquor, permit 67T for freedom of movement, permit 75Y for medical treatment, permit 21J for sexual congress, permit 94U for a license to kill, permit 241P for a access to parking garage(s), permit 34W for a free box of sushi with a fill-up at your nearest gas station, permit 43N to carry ammunition, permit 43M to carry a gun, permit 4K to carry a boombox, permit 5R to carry birth control without written consent of your local clergyman, permit 11G for the usage of chewing gum, permit 76D for bad fashion choices, permit 37A for the painting of boxes (yellow), permit 37B for the painting of boxes (blue), permits 37C through 37Z for the painting of boxes ([See here for details], permit 87S for naming children names not included in the list of permitted names, permit 6E for a free salmon dinner with purchase of a carpet, permit 8J for usage of electricity, permit 873G for exemption from death-squad kill list(s), permit 102I for recreational activities not listed on permissible behavior guide, permit 23Q for one free list of all permissible activities, permit 76 for prosecution of banditry, permit 432Y for reporting suspicious activity in your neighborhood to your local occupation authority, permit 432X for reporting promiscuous activity in your neighborhood to your local occupation authority, permit 432T for reporting Curious George activity in your neighborhood to your local occupation authority, permit 49P to join the local death-squad, and Permit 2A to lawfully kill any Curious George(s) on property you are renting from the Prophet.

We will look forward to meeting you to resolve these issues immediately!

Have a very nice Day!Captain Rickety 18:53, 21 June 2009 (BST)

As the only member of the group so far, I have filed and sent the permit and attached all required legal forms to 37, Sod Off Street. Thank you for your kind reminder. --Alan Jersie 20:58, 21 June 2009 (BST)

Declaration of Freedom War

As you have failed to cease your racist attacks on survivors, and have instead chose to escalate these vulgarities to a new extreme. As a result of these and countless other activities of your doing, we find ourselves with no alternative but to force you and your entire membership to play as a zombies until further notice. Have an exceedingly nice day, Yours Most Sincerly Captain Rickety 08:39, 22 June 2009 (BST)'

This appears to be a misunderstanding. I, nor Shearbank Patrol, have never professed any racist or aggressive intentions, but have merely advised yourself to sod off as quickly as possible. I hope this clears that up. --Alan Jersie 09:32, 22 June 2009 (BST)

Actually, there is evidence of both racism on the part of the individual and on the group in question. We believe that racism is a sign of ignorance and to a limited extent; fear. We believe that as the Racists of the suburb live in fear, we as the responsible members of the community have a duty to aid them in their rehabilitation until we feel that they see that they must embrace the virtues of tolerance, peace, forgiveness, humility, and kindness. We have evidence of both Alan Jersie's connections to racist groups, and evidence of racist attacks made by members of the Aryan Christian Militia. Therefore it is with a heavy heart that I must tell you: You are a racist, and rude too. Your conduct will only make things worse for yourself and your members. Repent and beg for forgiveness, lest you squander what goodwill we have for you. Have a peaceful night, because at dawn we march for Shearbank! Captain Rickety 18:32, 22 June 2009 (BST)

Whatever rocks your boat, good sir. --Alan Jersie 18:41, 22 June 2009 (BST)

KOS question

I seem to be on some sort of KOS listing by Umbrella; I cannot however find my name of any of their lists, so I ask you wether you have come across Rorydoc on any of their Pker lists, and wehter yourselves will be hunting me as a suspect PKer.

Many thanks, --Rahrah^{Come join the #party!}17:08, 22 June 2009 (BST)

I have no idea how Umbrella manages their PK lists, but I'm sure you could contact them directly and ask to be removed from any Bounty lists.

Maintaining PK lists is tricky in general, but as long as you don't actually PK - and/or announce any revenge or bounty kills as such - you really shouldn't appear on them. Since you're neither on Umbrella nor Shearbank list, you should be safe.

PS: Another thing - some zergers and PKers tend to disguise as bounty hunters or group members and direct you to PK lists and such. --Alan Jersie 18:39, 22 June 2009 (BST)