Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service/Containin' Weekly/Article 6

Important Notice

As this is the UBCS' paper, expect inside jokes.

STOP THE PRESSES!

• Meth Still Missing
  • After the sudden disappearance of Lithedarkangel two months ago the supply of meth has dried up, leaving several to wonder where are hero is in our time of need.

• Market Meltdown
  • After a glitch in the Marketplace of Dead Frontier many UBCS members spontaneously commited suicide realizing there was no hope.

• FOXHOUND Daily Activities.
  • 1. Get Killed By Zeds
  • 2. ???
  • 3. Profit.

• Wiki Makeover
  • Haliman throws up all over his keyboard after creating several new platoon pages.

• 4chan Server Offline!
  • Skouth: HAHAHAHAHHA TROLLED.

Awards

• Quote of the Week
  • "WAIT WUT" - Ephraim Reigner on Randomness

• Fail of the Week
  • Fanglord2 for failing to infiltrate the UBCS

• Member of the Week
  • Haliman - For his tireless work

Enemies of the UBCS

From left to right: Zombies, Dead Bunnies, Umbrella Corp.

From the senile old man's office

New Editor, Imthatguy, makes his debut! Comments on the talk page kthzBYE!

Haliman

This Articles' Editor(s)

--Haliman - Talk

--Imthatguy