User:Uberursa

Bacon is good for your soul or your Barhah, whichever you prefer.

Groups/Affiliations: NecroWatch technician template I will destroy any generators I see in Cinemas, clubs, or banks because they are useless. The inhabitants of such buildings will also get a lecture on why these building should be kept dark at all times. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

NecroWatch Uberursa is a NecroTechnician who works with NecroWatch to monitor Malton's NecroNet system. Uberursa has proven his dedication in the pursuit of truth and knowledge.

A.L.I.C.E. Is Watching... Uberursa is NOT paranoid. Uberursa knows he every action is being closely monitored by A.L.I.C.E. and that she is manipulating everything and everyone to her own ends. It's all just one big test... ending with cake.

	Uberursa's Ribbons

A.L.I.C.E. has thoughtfully assembled this map to track the progress of

licensed NecroTechnician UberUrsa

progress as he reports NecroNet scans from the many NecroTech facilities spread across the city of Malton.

Dakerstown 0/1	Jensentown 0/2	Quarlesbank 0/4	West Boundwood None	East Boundwood 0/1	Lamport Hills 0/1	Chancelwood 0/2	Earletown 0/1	Rhodenbank 0/4	Dulston 0/4
Roywood 0/4	Judgewood 0/3	Gatcombeton None	Shuttlebank 0/3	Yagoton 0/3	Millen Hills 0/5	Raines Hills 0/5	Pashenton 0/2	Rolt Heights None	Pescodside 0/3
Peddlesden Village 0/1	Chudleyton 0/2	Darvall Heights 0/2	Eastonwood 0/6	Brooke Hills 0/2	Shearbank 0/4	Huntley Heights 0/2	Santlerville 0/2	Gibsonton 0/3	Dunningwood 0/3
Dunell Hills 0/1	West Becktown 0/3	East Becktown 0/4	Richmond Hills 0/2	Ketchelbank 0/3	Roachtown 0/2	Randallbank 0/1	Heytown 0/1	Spracklingbank 0/1	Paynterton 0/5
Owsleybank 0/2	Molebank 0/6	Lukinswood 0/1	Havercroft None	Barrville 0/4	Ridleybank 0/1	Pimbank 0/2	Peppardville 0/2	Pitneybank 0/2	Starlingtown 0/2
Grigg Heights 0/1	Reganbank None	Lerwill Heights None	Shore Hills 0/3	Galbraith Hills None	Stanbury Village 0/2	Roftwood 0/2	Edgecombe 0/3	Pegton 0/1	Dentonside None
Crooketon None	Mornington None	North Blythville 0/1	Brooksville 0/3	Mockridge Heights None	Shackleville 0/1	Tollyton 0/1	Crowbank 0/4	Vinetown None	Houldenbank 0/4
Nixbank 0/3	Wykewood None	South Blythville 0/4	Greentown None	Tapton 0/1	Kempsterbank 1/2	Wray Heights 0/3	Gulsonside 0/3	Osmondville 0/1	Penny Heights 0/2
Foulkes Village 0/1	Ruddlebank 0/4	Lockettside 0/1	Dartside 0/2	Kinch Heights 0/3	West Grayside 1/2	East Grayside 0/1	Scarletwood 0/3	Pennville None	Fryerbank 0/3
New Arkham 0/4	Old Arkham 0/1	Spicer Hills 0/1	Williamsville 0/3	Buttonville 0/4	Wyke Hills 4/4	Hollomstown 2/2	Danversbank 0/1	Whittenside 0/3	Miltown 0/3
Key for NecroWatch scan progress map is as follows. No NTs in Suburb All Scans Complete Partially Complete No Scans Complete

Axe Crazy This user has an axe. Do not cross them.	Wiki Code Stealer This user is a Wiki Code Stealer and is probably off copying and pasting some code.	Grammar This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
Urban Dead This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?	DUDE! It's a Template! This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.	Firefox User This user uses Firefox.
Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW! This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton.	WE WANT PIE! This user wants pie, if not, you may be in the verge of death...	Supporter of Urban Warfare Doctrine I fight block by block
Cats This user loves cats.	Fire is Pretty This user thinks that fire is pretty.	Too Many Templates This user puts way too many templates on their page.
Pizza! This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.	Sorry, what was that first part again? This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.	Stop Holiday Imperialism! This user refuses to acknowledge the start of Christmas season until the day after Thanksgiving.
Dolphins This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.	No Life This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and put templates on his Wiki page.	Math fun This user thinks that math is awesome.
Scientology Unfriendly This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.	Bandwagon This user has jumped on the template bandwagon.	Why are you still reading these? This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.