Batshit Insane
Summary
Batshit Insane is the new zombie group created by Mall Tour 2009's strike team: Midnight Snack Attack! Our group of nutters is looking for more loose screws, join us and be a part of Malton's new zombie horde!
Current Activities
BI is currently nomming in the suburb of Millen Hills. Check out our suburb activity Map.
Strike Teams
BI currently has two strike teams: Midnight Snack Attack! (MSA), and Zombie Escort Service (ZES). Strikes are coordinated through Batshit Insane's IRC channel (see below for more information).
Lunatics
The Lunatics comprise the main body of the group. Lunatics coordinate with respect to target, not time. They are usually piling into buildings already opened by a strike team, or leapfrogging the strike teams to a new target. The Lunatics have their own Lunatic Target Thread on the Batshit Insane private forum. Gleefully homicidal tendencies are encouraged, if not actually required.
Ahhh, ferals! The homeless street people of Malton who spend their days wandering the streets out in the weather, scratching at doors, hoping to wander across some hapless pinkie who has AP'ed out at an overcaded entry point! Even unaffiliated harmanz get to stay in a warm barn with company, even if they have to listen to the endless prattle of their barnmates going on and on about: a. Who is/isn't a PK'er, b. Whose turn is it to fuel the gennie?, c. Who the heck keeps overcading the entry point (see above)? To show our solidarity with our feral brethren, we'd like to invite you to spend an evening in a dry (if blood-splattered) barn with us and enjoy a tasty hamburger with barbagah sauce. To that end, we maintain a regularly updated Open Targets thread on our public forum. Ulterior motives? You betcha! We'd love to have you anti-social feral types join us in our quest for world domination! In the meantime, check the Open Targets thread and join us for a nice rack of ribs!
Babah Zambahz
Let's face it, it is brutally tough being a babah zambah in Malton. You can't even turn a freaking doorknob to get into an unbarricaded building. If you manage to find a piece of streetmeat, you swing and swing for a few measly two point hits. On top of that, the harmanz are Headshotting you, and you're spending 15 AP just to get up off the sidewalk. If they're not Headshotting you, they're reviving you, and you're lucky to get into a tall building to take the swan dive required to return to the glorious state of zombiedom, which is what you signed up for. Don't take on the nasty breathers alone. We will welcome you with bloody open arms! There is safety in numbers for a babah. We will feed you juicy, pre-tenderized brainz. You will swiftly become a slavering, dangerous zambah, the bane of pinkies cowering in their soon-to-be de'caded barns. You will soon be wallowing in the inexpressible joy of BARHAH! DO NOT BE SHY! JOIN US! We want you and need your help to rid Malton of the pollution that is pink and breathing!
IRC
Batshit Insane has an active IRC channel on the NexusWar server: irc.nexuswar.com; channel: #batshit. For more information on accessing IRC, see here. Or simply click here, replace the randomized Nick with your character name (note: no spaces are allowed, use underscores instead), and click go!
News
18 July 2009: Moonie is the best man secretary ever. --Fiffy 404 ♥ OBR ♥ RRF 10:32, 18 July 2009 (BST)
27 June 2009: Offox is doing an excellent job leading Batshit Insane's coordination of the Lunatics. --Fiffy 404 ♥ OBR ♥ RRF 05:37, 27 June 2009 (BST)
19 June 2009: Recently, the zombies of BI had an unpleasant experience with a particular harman. He was very fond of headshot, see, so we decided to do the inhumane thing: show him the finer side of unlife. Snaggle tooth wrote him a letter, which Rubbia politely delivered to him on her behalf, then helped him reach Barhah. --Fiffy 404 ♥ OBR ♥ RRF 07:37, 19 June 2009 (BST)
13 June 2009: We'll be nomming through West Grayside! --Fiffy 404 ♥ OBR ♥ RRF 06:50, 13 June 2009 (BST)
31 May 2009: Wyke Hills is delicious! OM NOM NOM --Fiffy 07:51, 31 May 2009 (BST)
16 May 2009: A new strike time is available! Zombie Escort Service, led by Jonx, strikes at 01:30 GMT /6:30 PM PDT /9:30 PM EDT /11:30 AM AEDT. --Fiffy 06:13, 16 May 2009 (BST)
14 May 2009: We have a wiki page! --Fiffy 12:32, 14 May 2009 (BST)
Templates
Feel free to add a user template to your page, BI members!
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Batshit Insane
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| This user is off their rocker, out of their mind, lost their marbles, crazy, nutty as a fruitcake. Their cheese is sliding off the cracker! {{{Name}}} is Batshit Insane.
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Usage:
Add {{BI Member (black)|Name=<character name>}} to your user page. Replace "<character name>" with the name of your character.
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Batshit Insane
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| This user is off their rocker, out of their mind, lost their marbles, crazy, nutty as a fruitcake. Their cheese is sliding off the cracker! {{{Name}}} is Batshit Insane.
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Usage:
Add {{BI Member (red)|Name=<character name>}} to your user page. Replace "<character name>" with the name of your character.
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