Shapr Boulevard Police Department
| Shapr Boulevard Police Department
Dartside [38,86]
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Description
This police department was named after a famous and well-respected chief of police during the fifties, Malcolm Sharp. For over thirty years, Officer Sharp worked tirelessly to keep Dartside's streets safe and free of jaywalkers and litter. After his retirement in 1962, a group of grateful citizens suggested the new police station near Tikhon General Hospital be named in his honor. Unfortunately, the citizen who wrote the proposal was severely dyslexic, and his mistake was not revealed until after the ribbon was cut at the Shapr Boulevard Police Department. Instead of causing an embarrassment for the bureaucrats of Malton, however, Sharp took the opportunity at the department's opening reception to deliver a rousing speech on the importance of good spelling. He persuaded the police departments of Dartside to fund a yearly spelling bee for Malton's grade school students, and served as the emcee every year until his death in 1985. His grave can be found at the cemetery in Dartside, with his full name spelled correctly.
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Barricade Policy
Dartside has no specific barricading policy; in accordance with the Uniform Barricading Policy police departments are essential buildings which should be Very Strongly Barricaded (VSB).
Current Status
On 2009-May-06, the Shapr Boulevard Police Department was Very Strongly Barricaded; this is in accordance with the Uniform Barricading Policy.
There was/were no zombies here, and none in adjacent blocks.
No dead body was/were outside.
''REGULATORS ALLIANCE ENTRY POINT - VSB++ ONLY'' was spray painted on the wall.
History
Put at EHB for no reason. Very little zombies. 3 dozen survivors or so inside. --Ninnerz August 30, 2009
Safe and powered once more --Akkryls 6:10, 1 April 2008
Safe and powered --Squibman 04:16, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
