Five Miles Over Chicago

Five Miles Over Chicago
Abbreviation:	FMOC
Group Numbers:	14(!)
Leadership:	It's more of a communal thing. You probably wouldn't understand.
Goals:	Do I really have to explain everything to you?
Recruitment Policy:	Talk page. We have one. Use it.
Contact:	Forum

Five Miles Over Chicago is a group of survivors that don't actually like Urban Dead. We're just playing to be ironic. I mean, I guess it's OK to drink fair trade coffee and listen to Arcade Fire all day, but if you really want ironic? Look no further. We're all about irony. Everything we do is ironic somehow. It's too bad if you just can't understand that sort of thing. I guess we just aren't mainstream enough for you.

Headline text

Do you see what I did there? I just clicked the "New Headline" button and didn't bother changing the default text. It's pretty ironic. I just thought I should point that out since you probably didn't "get" it.

Anyways, we're cruising Reganbank right now, working on our first campaign The James Wood Experiment (Fables from the Broken Record). You can probably join, if you're cool enough. You'll know if you are because Stephen will give you that little nod cool people give the less fortunate, to let them know there just may be hope for them yet.

Our HQ is Nuth Row Fire Station because I said so.

Members

This is the part where I type "These are our members" even though you already knew that from the headline up there. You already knew that's how all group pages work. I just wanted to point out how "every group page does that, so we're going to as well." We're so non-conformist, we conform but for all the wrong reasons.

Five Miles Over Chicago Roster

H Company

Pretty much every group in every game on the face of the earth has elite units. It's kind of a big deal, apparently. We don't really think we need an elite unit, so we made one. That's just how we roll.

Current Mission: H Company's current mission is to take the entire suburb of Barrville using knives and cricket bats.

Current Members: There aren't any. It's a pretty exclusive gig.

Allies

This is where we list our allies. If we don't have too many it's probably just because we're not mainstream enough and nobody wants to step to this.

• Section 13 - These guys get it man. I've got a good feeling about them.
• Grey Swords - These other dudes from Reganbank who are pretty cool, so we became allies. No thanks to ykl.