User talk:Jerry

Stop

Stop wiping pages, or you will be banned. --User:Axe27/Sig 21:54, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Yes, and I'd like to say you are a dick. +1-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:54, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Ah yes, quite.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:55, 22 October 2007 (BST)

We will countine to undo any page wiping you do. --User:Axe27/Sig 21:55, 22 October 2007 (BST)

That's just messing it up! I need some strong muscles. --Jerry 21:56, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Why the hell are you wiping pages anyway?--User:Axe27/Sig 21:57, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Still a dick!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:57, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Well, Engel, if you don't stop bugging me, I will make you cry, and then you'll have to wipe your teary eyes with a tissue. --Jerry 22:00, 22 October 2007 (BST)

It'll only insure your ban.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:01, 22 October 2007 (BST)

What the hell are you doing?--Seventythree^Talk 22:12, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Being a major asshole...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:13, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Where the hell is a sysop when you need one?--Seventythree^Talk 22:15, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Where is there a tissue when you need to wipe your eyes? --Jerry 22:16, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Wow. You realy have nothing better to do, have you?--Seventythree^Talk 22:18, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Wipe your eyes. --Jerry 22:19, 22 October 2007 (BST)

I've got to ask you, why are you doing this? I don't mean that in a stop doing it now sense, (although that would be nice) I'd just like to know exactly what you get out of trashing a random page on the net. I'ts not like it matters, all your edits get reverted, and you'll be banned as soon as someone who can ban you logs on and forgotten in a week. Is it the breif thrill of kowing you've wound someone up? Because it's realy not working. Seems to me you just want to annoy someone. Why not just go out and trash some phoneboxes or something? At least you'd be getting some fresh air.--Seventythree^Talk 22:25, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Because some people are assholes, and some people have no life, and when you combine the two, this is what you get.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:27, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Let's not feed the troll.  Nalikill  ^{TALK  E!  W!  M!  USAI}  22:29, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Oh hush up Nali! :).-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:30, 22 October 2007 (BST)

True. I've worked with people like this. They go for pissing people off and get rather annoyed when all they're met with is a vauge sense of boredom from others. Notice the lack of imagination in the edits? It's just some frustrated person who thinks they're a whole lot smarter than they realy are. --Seventythree^Talk 22:29, 22 October 2007 (BST)

I've been quite entertained actually.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:31, 22 October 2007 (BST)

You ever had a pet dog and had to take it to the vet? If they have stitches they get this inverted flowerpot thing put round their neck, that means that they can't worry the stitches. Anyway, for a couple of days after they have the flowerpot collar thing, they spend all their time wandering around trying to do everything they could when they didn't have it on, and get more and more frustrated and angry becasue they're not quite smart enougth to figure out what's going on. Kinda puts me in mind of this.--Seventythree^Talk 22:35, 22 October 2007 (BST)

That story was beautiful. Tell us another one!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:37, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Ok, when I was a kid, we moved house and we heard that if you put butter on cat's feet, they're so preoccupied with licking it all off for a week they won't try to run away back to the old house, so that was what we did. Now in our old house, the hall floor was carpeted. At the new place it was linoleum. So the cat comes bounding out the cat carrier upstairs, utterly failing to lick it's feet (that one didn't work) runs down the staris, onto the lino and slides four feet into the door!--Seventythree^Talk 22:41, 22 October 2007 (BST)

I'd heard the butter idea, too. Sounds like it's just an old wives' tale. And I imagine your cat wasn't particularly impressed? ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 23:57, 25 October 2007 (BST)

Oh god, not at all! It was absolutely funny though. You know how cats get when they know they're being laugthed at/ It might well work for other cats though, ours are both a little bit simple.--Seventythree^Talk 00:00, 26 October 2007 (BST)

I reckon this guy has crabs. --Pavluk ^{A! E!} 22:45, 22 October 2007 (BST)

I reckon he has Gonnasyphylaids of the mouth!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:48, 22 October 2007 (BST)

He hasn't done anything for a while, maybe he's gotten bored. Or we pissed him off. Or his computer was eaten by ants. Big ants man, not like the little ones in the garden, the big sodding ants you get in the jungle.--Seventythree^Talk 22:50, 22 October 2007 (BST)

That would be fucking hilarious! I do think he got bored though.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:52, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Can you imagine! One minuite you're typing away, the next, a swarm of ants turn up and start chewing on your monitor!--Seventythree^Talk 22:53, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Sort of. Well, I'm going to sleep, as I am tired as hell. Night kids and kidettes of the Wiki!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:55, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Night.--Seventythree^Talk 22:57, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Hmm. Mind you this is only realy speculation until sommeone turns up to check and ban. Personaly I would say that you are probably right, apart from the lack of Spongebob references.--Seventythree^Talk 22:47, 22 October 2007 (BST)

Jerry Stamm

I know this guy. When you're working for him, you gotta work your ass off. --Bus driver Jim 15:25, 9 February 2011 (UTC)