Late Night TV Crue/Episode Guide/Season3/Episode5

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July 22, 2008

There's not likely to be too much going on today - it's that time in Malton we all dread - the reloading and resting phase. I'd forgotten how much effort it takes to keep 'em rolling in the aisles and out of the buildings.

I've been hanging around SW Malton as usual. It's always fun to return to the scene of the crime that made me what I am today, and visit the Valks in St. Alexander's hospital. They get so fired up, it never gets old. There's a couple fine folks that hang there, to be sure - I've chatted them up on many occasions here and in-game. They'll probably notice they don't get killed very often.

One face I haven't seen is the Zoomy. Did she quit, or has she just created so many zergs at this point that she can't keep them all straight? It'd be fun to claim Izumi means Jimmy in Japanese or something and then kill her. Or just kill her, whatever. I notice that the Valks are a bit down in membership, they don't even show up on the stats page any more? There are definitely more faces I remember still hanging out in St. Alex. Maybe having "Lockettside Valkyrie" in your group name is like wearing a "Kick Me" sign at a bully convention and they just gave up? How sad really - wear your dorky peacenik-zombie-healing-zerg-leader-loving colors proud, you lovable jackasses!

My impression of Jimmy

I was playing around in the mirror, and I got to thinking about Jimmy. I made this face to symbolize the part of anatomy that I think best describes him. Well, so Eve Ensler will forgive me my degradation of something she's tried to glorify, let's say the worst possible example of said anatomy part. Which is the cunt in case you're wondering. Just clearing that up if the vague referential thing isn't your forte. I've not really made a career on my subtle humor. Anyway, how Jimmy is like to a vag: He stinks, he's hairy until you wax him, he won't let you in half the time, and when you do get in, there's a good chance of infection. You get the idea.


So enjoy your travel day Malton - see you tomorrow, unless I happen upon some hapless low-HP chump I can't resist killing, I'm taking the day off.