User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Epi1RBcrowbar

Ingame

Southern a road a road a road a field a wooden barn a road a field a field a road You are the Protagonist. You have 30 Hit Points and 5 Experience Points. You have ? Action Points remaining. Buy skills Contacts Settings Log out News FAQ Wiki Donate You are in a field. Before you is a wooden barn, which has collapsed on its side. The wood has turned grey, any trace of paint now vanished. Driven into the ground is a small sign. PRIVATE PROPERTY - NO TRESPASSERS it reads. Game records show a crowbar in a wooden barn within an empty field. Possible actions: Ah, I see. I'll just use my hands, then. Inventory: You carry only a bent knife and a smashed radio. It has been a long ride. Your blue jeans are shredded; the T-shirt, stretched 2 sizes larger, is more red than white, and your shoes are unaccounted for. You wear a crumpled paper party hat.

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