User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Epi1CMattack

Ingame

ERROR: INVALID LOCATION Food Court 37 zombies Drugstore 24 zombies Abandoned Section 12 zombies Main Mall Fountain 44 zombies Mall Entrance 48 zombies You are the Protagonist and you are dead. You have 0 Hit Points and 5 Experience Points. You have no Action Points remaining. Buy skills Contacts Settings Log out News FAQ Wiki Donate You are at the main mall entrance of Caiger Mall. Extensive work has been done repairing and covering the many glass walls and multiple doors. The floor and walls are marked with splashes of dried blood. The main doors have been breached. Somebody has spraypainted the end is nigh onto a wall. A large mob of zombies has gathered here. There is a dead body here. What are you trying to prove here? That you're an idiot, or that you enjoy clicking all the buttons? You are eaten and it is horrible and painful and completely pointless and at least temporarily avoidable. There. Hit the back button and let us continue with you not being an idiot. Since your last turn: • You have died. (right now) Possible actions: You're dead. Completely dead. No, not even a zombie. Just dead. To get revived, use this door. Alternatively, you could hit the "back" button on your browser if you feel like cheating. Inventory: You carry only a bent knife and a smashed radio. It has been a long ride. Your blue jeans are shredded; the T-shirt, stretched 2 sizes larger, is more red than white, and your shoes are unaccounted for. You wear a crumpled paper party hat.

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